Daily Bike Thread /dbt/

>heavier than the tuono somehow

>worst configuartion for the engine

>configuartion

>Heavier than the homologation superbike
Gee, I wonder why
Literally the same bike

It's the euro fz1n

>pic related
>Literally the same bike
yeah only that the Dorsoduro is better
that's what I said

Post animals from rides

Nice objective opinion ya got there
Sell the TT and buy that green dorso already

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uhhhhf fuck
kys wr i have been found ouot

I told you already, it's just you, me, EF and nobikes in here

post good hondas

do bugfriends count

done

Kys

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are those gloves leather

ye ofc

das rude

>Tfw FIM had to literally ban 2smokes to stop aprilia dominating

fuckin got em

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wr ur a fagget and u better come to SEM or I'll rape ur mum

got it m8?

lol i fukt ure mom fagit
literally mfw

this
i'll literally contribute to a fundraiser

yтки

Is next SAM really in May?

kys wr

it's not (only) a money problem, it way more compliacated than that

that pos isn't even a wr how about u kill urself fagot

WR by the way I might work near Cologne from April on.
Fuckin go kart and shit, lets do it boi.
Also I will fuk ur sis.

That's not WR you newfag.

Are there any battery powered battery tenders? I live in an apartment complex so I don't have access to an outlet.

Why?
And march and June.

We have east coast meets every couple months. There's a big meet in June in colorado though this year too

>implying SAM will ever happen

>work near cologne
my condolelsense dude
where actually? also r u a refugge

heh

I want to go and need to start scheduling my classes and work cause lol south florida

Take your battery inside

People come to totd for Sam from Canada and Minnesota, I bet you could make it

>100 fever
are you boiling?

Bonn, genauer weiß ichs nicht.
Nein, weiß wie das Gesicht von deiner Mama wenn sie meinen Schwengel sieht :^)

I probably could but not to the Colorado one. Definitely sad I missed the last one

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>lock ness
>sheeeeeit

lmao was gibts in dem kackloch denn zu arbeiten
>inb4 not in dem Postowre

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That's gonna reset all the trip-odometers/clock/other settings though.

gud webm

Innenministerium.

So?

Something something assembly quality

The aprilias that do fail fail early on and then the rest are good. I believe a lot of the parts are hand assembled while Japan has nearly everything mechanized at this point.

Also, those stats are warranty claims made, and because of the cost of parts and lacking dealer network, the average aprilia owner is more likely to fix little shit themselves.

>Innenministerium
was machst du den dann so haha

thanks

poor doggo
>Innenministerium
Don't they pay quite below average?

Mich bezahlen lassen fürs Arbeiten :^)

Fahrenheit

Less than on the free market but there's the opportunity to get verbeamtet und das wär schon neiß uezs
But it's only one possibility, I'm obviously also looking for other jobs.

oh boi :^DDDDD
komm Köln Verfassungsschutz chillen ;^)))))

lol

yeah, there are pros and cons
Are you done yet with your thesis?

i actually prefer how OSB looks vs. plywood. I use plywood if im painting it, or if it's structurally necessary, but if it's staying raw + visible, i always use OSB.

>pos
rude

F

Not quite, I'm handing it in on the 23rd. Have a bunch of writing left to do.
Kadsen >>>>> Hunde

>stinkbug
>friend

pick one, user

V-Mann raus bitte
Wir sind hier alle mitte-links.

>Average Japanese naked bike
>Basic suspension, can't even adjust forks for preload half the time, surprising when the rear suspension has a progressive linkage
>engine heavily detuned and steering raked the fuck out in pursuit of the euroserf audience
>poorly engineered everything if it could save a penny
>handles like a turd
>Solid steel and cheap, heavy alloys
>$8k

>Aprilia tuono
>Basically the sportbike with fairings removed and regular handlebars added
>Detuning? If you want more torque you add displacement, you fucking retard. What are you, a british teenager?
>$happiness is priceless

>Kadsen >>>>> Hunde
uhh bdu du lusar
>t. doesn't know how to handle insects
uhh ja lass mal unsere places tauschen wo wir immer drugs verticken haha

:'(

>tfw still a year to go
I want to be done with that whole stuff already
now
jetzt
>Kadsen >>>>> Hunde
objectively wrong

>go to work
>one of the managers there rides a B-King
>tells me while he went riding, got a ticket for 94 in a 55
>tell him that I should be slower on the highways to not get a ticket like that
>leave work on the bike
>120mph getting on highway
>right on my exit is a sheriff
>he doesn't pull me over

TYBG

also looking forward to SAM this year, you fucks are going to love colorado if you haven't ridden here

He snapped your plate and will be at your door with photographic evidence asking politely to see your bike and all your motorcycle gear to see if it's the same

A year is nothing m8, don't worry it'll be over soon. Any idea what you want to do for work after that?

>:'(
it's all up from here

Sorry, this is america. Not Islam land

>implying SAM will ever happen

kys wr

Go away ef

>”no”

i was here first

>Implying sam hasnt happened twice already

Muh clock.
It bugs me when it's not accurate.

Yeah, hopefully
I want to go to where gf lives (upper Rheintal)
There are also companies that do either microelectronic stuff or power electronic stuff in that area
Maybe I can also go to the company I did my bachelor's thesis at, I quite liked it there
or maybe across the swiss border :^)
But I don't want to do 42h weeks, so probably not

Then that's going to happen if he got a snap. American cops are brainwashed to believe that speeding is a very serious crime, equal to wave a loaded gun around with your finger gently resting on the trigger. And they have a reason to because the average American CAN NOT operate a vehicle in any trying conditions. Period. Most Americans are not trained in vehicle control and don't practice any of it regularly, not even basic shit like emergency stops. On US roads, or roads in any western country, it's like this:
Every other person is a tard, so everyone has to wear a helmet when they go jogging.

If you say "but officer, I'm not a tard, why should i follow rules meant for tards?" you get
>i don't believe that, that's what all the tards say
or
>you think you're better than everyone else? invalid, because you are younger than me/old, bitter, and beyond your prime (depending on relative age)
because american police departments take great care to not higher anyone with an average or slightly above average IQ, in order to reduce turnover and improve compliance with how american law demands that lives be made worse over the pettiest shit.

I sadly doubt that.

I remember when Veeky Forums started :(

>implying SAM ever happened

Tips fedora * lol

my plate is conveniently located behind my wheel. You have to be standing right behind me to see it, which is why I take toll roads all the time

>gf
RRRREEEEEEEEE
I've been reading a book on career planning for German engineers, and one of the basic rules was "think about WHAT you want to do, not WHERE you want to do it".
>42 hrs weeks
wat the fug

Ur so fkn kool omg!

>le epic meme car in der Abbiegespur
:^)

prankd i am wr

thx m8 it was like that when I got it so I figured I'll just leave it