/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1264/

She doesn't mind if you're a boy as long as you agree to be her wifey.

Please do not speak ill of Red.

Red likes Canola?

>I like Red, but she is a raging turbo-dyke.
You haven't played the games.

It has been a year scince I last played RB2 but I do recall her explicitly stating that "Boys were icky". think it towards some Lastation dude.

Granted this does not imply that she has any issue with grown men.

No, bad user, remember what the FBI said about drugs.

>DYKES DYKES CHINA

She likes chicks; get over it.

Self-inserters need to have their egos boosted by creating false relationships in their head even if it means rewriting the character.

You seem a little...

I love Nepgear.

I want to give Rom headpats!

>it's another "everyone who disagree with me is a erp self-insert mansionfag" episode
Retards never change.

I am simply stating the truth. If that makes someone else upset, that's on them, not me.

It's true that Red likes girls, but "raging turbo-dyke" is hyperbole. She's more interested in relationship points than sex, and that's a reflection of the company she's based on, RED Entertainment, who has a tendency to put dating game elements in their RPGs.

youtu.be/BCKNmpn-ww0

>you will never have Red want to max out relationship points with you
Why live?

Nothing a good dicking can't fix.

Yet you faggots are just as bad as him. Nice /pol/ edit, by the way.

NepuBuran

DID SOMEBODY SAY DICKING NEPS!?

Go back to your room, NOW

All self inserters are total faggots, NO exceptions.

That from a spin-off? I don't recall that in any of the mainline games.

It's from a secret mode in Rebirth 2.

That's from Producing Perfection, I'm pretty sure.

Ah, Thats on the Vita, right? It any good? I was looking at it bout wound up buying Risk of Rain instead.

It's meh. Risk of Rain was better. And Risk of Rain is grindy trash.

I wouldn't say it's bad. It's an idol raising game, you try to build affection with your chosen CPU, and do some dance bits of shifting the camera around to get the most points as you can so you can become number 1 on the charts.
That said, it's not all that robust as far as gameplay goes. It's not all that bad for story, though, and has some fairly decent lines.

Risk of Rain is less of a grind than Disgaea 3 (A better grind however, and the other game I have on Vita). Leme rephrase the question, is it not as bad as NepU?

>has some fairly decent lines
Indeed.

It's different.

Depends on what kind of game you like and what you find boring.

I love Gearnon.

I love Tiara.

I love plutia !

I love Blanc!

I love Compa!

I love Luigi's death stare !!

I love war

>"Uni" has been posting on every thread for a year
>Dedicated in waiting for her gear"non" to post and give him lots and lots of (You)s
>It's not even samefagging
Jesus christ, how bored are you to do this?

Autism know's no bounds

Hey, we gotta keep the thread bumped somehow. It's like some weird ass version of the Wave.

I want to open a Nepcan when I'm depressed and just watch her jumping around.

That would improve my morale and make me forget all that environnemental stuff.

When will CH start producing canned neps?
>Now you too can have your own little Neptune to whisper sweet memes into your ears
>Collect them all for authentic character interactions as if you were playing the games again
>*Disclaimer: canned neps last for 5 minutes after opening the can and then crumble into dust, please do not eat the dust or neps while they are still active
>Please do not open two cans of the same nep close to each other

I want to open a can of Rom and Ram and have them cuddle into me while I read to them!

>Please do not open two cans of the same nep close to each other
That only makes me want to try it. For SCIENCE!

I like these small little hands. I want to play with their little hands.

If two of the same nep see each other, they explode

ALLAHU SNACKBAR

How do you think a canned nep tastes?

That UniGear-can explains why Uni chases him

I want to hold their hands!

I don't know about all that but I love Uni!

There's a lack of Neptunia fanart with smoll girls. I want to pet Histy's belly with the tip of my finger.

DON'T

I want to give Histy headpats with my finger!
Sadly, I can't find any pictures of that.

Here is the closest I have.

You ever have a Hotdog MRE?

Its worse than that.
Think about it, Hotdog MREs are called "The four fingers of death" for a reason.

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Ministy is the best thing in RB3.

Every Histy is the best Histy.

I want to marry Histoire!

Why is there a Croire petting picture but no Ministy?

Histoire isn't for marriage, she's too cute.

That's an excellent question. Why would anyone want to pet Croire, anyway?

But being cute is why you'd want to marry her.

Well, I bet even Croire can be cute occasionally.
Less than Histoire, of course.

But why would she get a headpatting picture before Histy?

Because Histy is a cute lil dictator, while Croire tries to be a dick, but actually fails and almost get killed by Arfoire.

>Call Histy when she is in the middle of scolding Neptune.
>Neptune escapes amid the ABABABABAing
>Nep finds out you called Histy
>Go out with Nep and score some pudding
>Nep succumbs to a pudding coma in your arms

Well, that escalated quickly.

I should really try pudding one day.

I keep meaning to try making a custard pudding, and then not doing so.

Pudding does that.

Food is the quickest way to anybody's heart.
Its how I wound up with a girlfriend when I was younger.

>Food is the quickest way to anybody's heart.
True.

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Would you a Chika?

Would Vert want to watch? Would you let her?

That reminds me, what happened to Chikanon? I miss him.

Would Chika a me?

Hell I forgot about them.

Not unless your Vert or an incredibly convincing Vert cosplay.

Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

Someone explain to me why Noire's luck is so shit. Is it suppose to tie in with her actually having terrible luck in the story?

Dumb question, does Noire have that suspicious bangle thingy on? If memory serves it lowers luck.

Id check my save but im on my laptop.

Huh, I should get a better Laptop- I could play Neps from my bed.

She's so OP she doesn't need crits anyways

It's because of the story.

My wife Vert is beautiful!

>not being all 3 in the same time
I pity you

I want to spank Ram!

The bullying of Rom is not allowed

The bullying of Ram is encouraged

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>you will never hang out with Uzume
How dull this life is.

>you will never bang Uzume
SAD!

You don't need luck when you have skill.

Would rather have Stalker Uni instead of Rena poster desu.

Fun Fact: Kimono are traditionally worn without panties.

Oh my. I didn't know. The few movies I watched featured panties under the kimonos.