/owg/ - Overwatch General

Did you put all those (embeds) on the OP on purpose? You should've just copied last OP.

>dva + winston on Hanamura
>atack
>they just peak the first choke all game

Every time.

i just fly through the upper left hole into the point over and over until we cap it

works eventually

Fucking Symmetra with her fucking shitbeam and fucking gayass turrets.

FUCK SYMMETRA!

>tfw no cute short haired gf

I wanna fist Tracer until she cries.

THE RECORD FUNCTION IS SHIT

REMINDER THAT MCCREE NEEDS TP FOR HIS DIRTY BUNGHOLE TO MAKE IT CLEAN

>2 doomfists in a row, loss
>get matched with noranks, loss
>finally start winning
>guy leaves at final round
>lose
Diamond isn't any better than plat.

twitch
.tv/playoverwatch

World cup is live

People are still buttfucking retarded and don't know ult management and when a fight's in their favor in diamond. I honestly expected a little bit more from the rank below Masters.

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Tracey will accept all of us as her GFs!

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>caring about forced esports with a shitty spectator mode

>watching ow esports
lol

eh soe is the best part

20 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A SPOT

SHUT UP DUDE IT WILL BE BIGGER THAN NFL

>he was never the same after that and decided to quit esports

She was at dota events when the scene was still growing, then got pushed out by actually relevant people. She'll leave OW too if it doesn't die before that

>watching eSports are at all
Are you 12?

Are you guys EXCITED for the summer event?

She's literally employed by blizzard and does stuff for all their esports game things

WHEN WILL WE SEE NUDES???

no

Soe is cute, CUTE!!

>pushed out
Uh, she was never "in" the dota scene. She's part of a company which outsources casting/hosting.

Or do you think they get in based on merit?

Let me get on photoshop real quick

god fucking damn I have thing for midriffs

I'd rather not die and win the team fight but if I must die, I'm taking at least two with me.

orange fucking shits

no

but why?

>got all the hats I wanted
>lootbox update happens
>now I get the ugly shit I don't want instead of dupe money for summer games hats

same

His unrealistic expectation of swimsuits was crushed.

Help me become evil incarnate /owg/;

How do I properly play Mei beyond not walling enemy on spawn and dividing them? I'm having the most fun out of all the heroes i've played with.

people were fucking retards if they expected blizzard to pull cheesecake shit. Anyway it's not like tracer's summer skin last year doesn't show a ton of skin

>the toons you find most fun are niche at best and a wasted spot at worst

I like how they tricked us into thinking its a good change.

>toons

>toons

i really like mercy, but i dont wanna play her because its the typical "girlgamer" stereotype...

i think im gonna stick to reaper now that roadhog got nerfed...

like mccree

>toons

>production shows a red team member
>his teammates are red
>when you play OW your enemies are red
Is it so hard to switch the fucking outline depending on who you are spectating, holy shit??

well if you're a girl then don't worry, because apparently being a mercy main is hard coded into your dna

>toons

At least its blizzard customer retention and its a wow babby and not a league babby

Theres nothing wrong with playing a bit of Mercy, just be a good girl and show them how efficient you are

>toons

Does Efi like watermelon?

It used to be that way, it's even more confusing

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

I am a girl btw (｡>﹏

i think that would be even more confusing

K I N G S R O W

Well, shit.

>in fucking spray and voiceline purgatory ever since lootbox update happened
Oh id also like you guys to know that hearthstone recently had a update like this with their cardpacks and alot of people got refunded crafting dust because the changes to loot system actually fucked over some people.

She likes dick.

>that bulge

It's just hard to make good for spectators, the game's biggest hurdle as an esport besides every match being the fucking same picks

>first black guy added to the game
>FPS game
>uses his fists
>his main weakness is guns

>We don't want to have a character that can oneshot people
>Here have a character that can basically oneshot people near walls

why do the korean girls always hide their faces?

Tracer can one shot multiple people with 1(one) ability? hello??

>first black guy

new skins when

brazilian oreos dont count

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>First black guy
>is known for music
>is literally a thief.
>has whole groups of people saying he didin du nuffin

>also forgetting Winston

this is exactly what im worried about
the abuse if mercy might become my most played hero

but its roadhog/reaper/soldier right now, so pretty manly heros.

youre right, i just cant deal with the abuse on voicechat but thank you

>Hating on [embed]s

[embed] are an essential aspect of /twg/ culture

Same picks!!!!!111!1!!

i am supposed to play reindhart as a front shielder or dash in and wreck squishies?

user
your pills

well you don't necessarily have to use voice chat

i made it to masters 3800 without ever using a mic, because i'm too shy

>toons

2ez is such a cunt, how can people root for him

i need soes ass

Without looking it up, guess how long ago the last animated short was. Answer 9 months

where the fuck are they going

>love tracer since first OW trailer
>awe at her shiny butt
>attracted to her joyful and bright personality
>think about tracer all night, about how I can treat her nice if she were real
>one day she comes out in my dreams
>ask her out
>rejects me
I can't even boot up OW because of the nightmare.

I wont abuse you on voice chat milady

>mfw the Last Bastion was almost 1 year ago
>mfw we won't have a new short for Gamescon like they did last year

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>event in EU
>burger mobile operator ad

>healers

this is so boring

why are healers in this game

why am I FORCED to be a healer

That's too bad, user. Maybe try to think of the amazing sex she's having with her girlfriend right now to make you feel better.

>Zenyatta trying to snipe the Widow