New doug vid

Does he just show places to stash weed in your car now?

goddamnit doug

It actually surprises me how FCA managed to build such shit car.

>80,000 base price
that's the same as a Model X, lmao

Man FCA, wtf

FCA has surpassed VAG in terms of badge engineering and parts bin sharing

Does VAG do this? Their brands seem to actually offer different cars unlike the burgers.

Yes they still do it, but at least their products are passable. Not like FCA.

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For some reason I'm not surprised that he great connections to the media.

perfect

Hol' up, if the window controls from the levante are the same as the grand cherokee, arent they borrowed from mercedes? So the levante shares them with the old ML?

It surprises you Fiat makes bad cars?

It's like the world's worst glory hole.

>ywn stick your dick in so Doug can check out all of its quirks and features.

So this is what terminal autism looks like

Holy shit they are

TOP FUCKING KEK

Imagine paying $80k for an "Exclusive" Italian SUV only to get switchgear from a 10 years old Mercedes.

Vag used to be terrible at it. Think B5 platform. They had like five different cars that were basically the same thing with different badges. After that their brands went their own way in manufacture to distance their more premium brands from the "skoda/VW with a nicer badge" criticism.
And because either VW's would be too expensive to produce or Audi/Porsche wouldn't warrant the price.

That's because the B5 manufacturing was regarded as a benchmark that VAG should adhere to.

>local Maserati dealer has a Levante S GranSport for $103k

anyone who pays $103k for that mess deserves to be liberated from their money by Antifa.

Wealthy soccer moms will. You know they will.

>Maserati Levante
you mean the Alfa Romeo Stelvio "Levante" right, because Maserati - like Lancia - is pretty much dead in the coffin, it's just another badge that Marchionne can rape senselessly for revenue-sake.

This, the lavante resembles the stelvio more than anything else. Maserati has been dead for quite some time now. They aint closing production in their 3 powerplants for no reason. Now that alfa is reborn there's literally no more reason for maserati to exist. It always has been a niche brand.

The first thing you need to know about Doug is that he is a Jew. Having said that's it's unlikely that a mildly autistic and semi talented yid just used his Chosen Card to worm his way to pole position in the industry. No, if history has taught us anything, kikes are more conniving and self serving than this. I'm just trying to figure out what his angle is. My guess is there are some kosher companies that he bestows a better doug score on whilst trashing bad goyim companies? Or merely existing for the same reason that sport journalists are 100% jewish: to ensure their control on media is absolute.

>TL:DR
Being a jew always discredits you.

>Why do you have one ball user oooh there is a smaller one hidden inside your ballsack
>Why does your circumcision has lumps under the surface
>Why can u get hard user doesn't my balding Jay leno esqe looks turn u on and off switch?
>Why are you so wide I bet you corner well
>You are still a 27 year old model with low km I want to take your anal warranty

Why even life Bros?

It's like Doug is waiting for benis at a gloryhole

Is Doug an autistic version of jay Leno?

Hi wooowers

This guy is 27, right? How the fuck can he look so old and beat at that age? Dude looks like a 40 year old who's been working a stressful office job his entire life while drinking copious amounts of coffee.

30 apparently.

He’s Italian. Don’t let the nose fool you.

I don’t tthink he’s 27. He was an accountant who managed distribution to northt american porsche dealers. And he quit that job I wanna say like... 4? Years ago.

Given that to get qualifications as an accountant through college you’d have to be 21, he’d have to have become a manager of distribution within 2 years of experience before leaving to become a writer. I’d say he’s early 30s.

>paying $80k
>Italian

most people with an IQ above room temperature already knew better.

You got it wrong my friendo.
You're paying 80k for trim gear out of a 10k Fiat Tipo. FCA knows how to milk imbeciles much more that VAG do.

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schizophrenia is a hell of a drug

that should be the least surprising thing in the world.

He's 29, and these people are all the same age, let that sink in

kys for installing whatever app this is

It's a website, i literally just googled doug demuro to Know if hes jewish or not

Same as a TOYOTA too

why do all the qt pajeetas have absolutely trash personalities?