/twg/ - Total War General

seems about the amount of effort throg or one of his followers would put into something.

>regular dorf warriors
>two (2 cannons)
>only a single thunderer
>all this by the time Chaos rolls in
Write yourself into the book.

if you do it through steam/certain key sites yes

Norsca costs only 9 euros

>It's the year 2019
>After the huge success of Total War Warhammer trilogy
>Sega and Creative Assembly decide to team up with Warner Brothers to bring to you
>Total War: The Lord of the Ring™ trilogy

How would that make you feel /twg/?

I have four dollars in my bank account

Upset. WHFB Total War is like pottery, it fits.
There's nothing of interest in LoTR though.

Even worse he's using meme agents as actual units.

Get a job

Any other fantasy that CA would work on that isn't Warhammer would look pale in comparison.

Warhammer and Total War is the best pairing possible, with no contest. Warhammer is a setting with endless war and where everyone dies. LOTR doesn't compare to the scale.

So? Khoelek wanted a highly mobile strike army, nothing wrong with army variety.

Greetings, Bretonnian. Shed yourself of that Umgak armour and we can talk.

Boi he bout to do it

They have to make up everything, steal stuff from EA's WoME and just reskin Warhammer armies so no thanks.

I have a job. I work 3 days a week and they won't give me any more hours

All of my money goes to my internet bill and food

Meh. LotR is just Warhammer without most of the cool stuff.

Magic is rarely used. There are only a like 3 or 4 monsters. Every faction is just reskinned humans.

BOIIIIIII

Daily reminder that Malekith is the rightful king of all elves.
High and wood elves BTFO.

nooo

Seems the same amount of effort throgg put in killing sigvald

this might anger you.
I'm guessing you've tried finding another/second job

Isn't that Warhammer? CA Cucks will defend this shit game. Cant even COMPARE to Atiila and Medieval 2.

not have enough money doesn't mean he doesn't work you fucking cuck, not everyone has it good

>Improved Backgrounds mod
>Blood for the Blood God is the mesoamerican Lizardmen in front of a pyramid

Well played

Pirate it

>ghost dads
>meme agents
How about I grudge your shit, umgi?

Trying too hard.

if you want to enjoy Empire do you need Grim and the Grave? seems really scummy if that's the case to buy a dlc to properly play a faction that came with the game.

I've applied at more places around here than I've actually been too/shopped at. Plus this "job" isn't a real job, it's kind of like government sanctioned employment.

I live in the poorest county in my state. There's no other opportunities. Life is misery.

pirate the game if it bothers you so much

>medieval 2

Every time

post strats

only one i have

Fuck it, your sob story got to me: link your steam/give me your email, I'll buy TWW2.

>it's another Sassanids crush the White Huns within the first few turns and snowball the middle east episode
August 10 can't come fast enough.

steamcommunity.com/id/swagl0rd6969

exactly, too afraid to actually fight him.
Had to wait until after he already wanted to die.

Have you thought about learning from an artisan or something? They often have problems getting fresh blood in their craft to the point that sometimes they have to settle for foreigners applying to learn. It gets overlooked a lot but you could end up learning a craft and getting a business if you do it right.

But that what make lotrs more realistic no?

Magic there is more philosophical
I mean Gandalf is one of the greatest wizard of all time, but what exactly did he do? Shoot light from his stuff like 2 times and... well he is smart.

Same with Saruman. I don't remember he shooting fireballs
But what he did, is convince other people to join him

I think lotr setting is more interesting if you look deeper into it

>228 hours of WH on record
you sneaky gobbo fuck

>When wulfrik has his mammoth mount he will be eye to eye with kholek

Hehe

I bought it when it was 12 dollars in the humble bundle sale, not like it matters I guess

Kislev pls go and stay go

I confess I don't have any friends, so I've never done this before: when I've bought it, how exactly do I send it to you? Do I have to friend you?

Gandalf&co were forbidden from using their powers to interfere, and the saruman "convincing" was straight up magical to the point where gandalf the white warned the others about not letting him talk at all, implying he couldn't stop his influence.

Kys

jesus fucking christ are you actually doing it

>Total War: Warcraft
Discuss

>But that what make lotrs more realistic no?
Who gives a shit? It's a video game. I want more toys to play with, not less. I want more varied gameplay, not less. I don't care about whatever thematic reasoning you can cook up.

if you're actually doing it at least buy it from a sega retailer for less than the full price

STOP
GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD
MY LIFE IS SHIT TOO

Sure. I'm in a good mood.

You sweet man
anyways you need to be friends with a person to do it, from what I know

>Gifting game to some neet neckbeard nazi

Mary Thrall is too OP

Buy it from here at least
bundlestars.com/en/game/total-war-warhammer-ii

You can friend or you can send it through Email/ID I think

The artstyle is disgusting. Would not play.

He's basically a plot device by now so not really relevant, and you can always set the game during the WC3 timeline, or even before that.

>front line missiles
>ever

Blue are shield infantry
Light blue are quarellers / thunderers
Purple are great weapons
Pink are arty
Red are irondrakes

Total Warcraft

Blizzard wouldn't allow it, and it would be way too similar to TWWH. If CA is gonna keep doing non-historical stuff (likely), they'll probably go in a different direction than high fantasy.

WTFO IS WRONG WITH SFO TROLLS AND THE FUCKING AI RECRUITS 6-7 OF THEM

Are Dwarf armies better in autoresolve or something

they always murder everybody

Still no historical news?

Total War The Witcher
Total War Dungeons and Dragons
Total War Elder Scrolls
Total War Game of Thrones
Total War Radius+SFO
Total War The Wheel of Time

Did you not heard the news?

History was canceled forever

Warming up for norsca

...

Yeah, they announced they scrapped their upcoming historical game and are making Total War 40,000 instead

Using the LotR IP for Warhammer games is kind of like like using A5 kobe ribeye for slow pit roasted BBQ. The end result would be pretty good regardless, but still it would be a weird thing to do.

Total War: Warcraft 3

>not supporting your fellow white man

>mfw histcucks

>asking a knight to shed himself of his protection
UNCHIVALROUS

>Total War The Wheel of Time
I take 2

...

>no Total War Harry Potter

Shamefur dispray.

A Total War Elder Scrolls could be interesting, they races, magic, lore and monsters

I'd rather have LOTR than ASOIAF.

>Nazis are white
Nice meme the are always halfcasts

>still have to read even one book

Really craving a Witcher total war right now honestly.

>fellow """white""" man

Since I can't, for some fucking reason, find you when I try to friend you, let's do the reverse:

Send me a friend request:

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198010009788/

There's only 6 with that name, whereas there are apparently thousands with 1488

We will never forget Emil, lord of Marienburg

>marienburg
>that color scheme

you disgust me
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Well, those bastards finally cornered me. It's do or die time.

>my ancestors are smiling at me imperials. can you say the same!

nagash was _____