Automatic is superior!

How are you even supposed to shitpost in heavy traffic when you’re driving manuél?

>can sip coffee at any time on your morning commute
>can sip road beer at any time on your afternoon commute
>can slide hand down girl’s pants whenever you want
>tiptronic is a thing
>clutch replacements lol

List more reasons automatic is superior!

>implying I don't do all that on the mountain roads in my manual anyway

Except the grill obviously.

Don't even need a cup holder, just don't shift mid corner.

>manual driver
>doesn’t have a girl in the car
Of course

Why did you reply to a shitpost thread?

Bepis is my friend.

A bull dyke with a testosterone clit that some how gets the hoodlum girls, but my fren all the same.

>can drive if you have mental retardation
>can drive if you only have one leg
>can drive if you only have one arm
wtf i love autotragic now

>doing things thad distract you from the road
No thank you, I'm too busy avoiding coffee sipping retards on my daily commute.

Drive manual but drinking coffee isn't going to distract me from the road

t. person with more than half a brain

this traffic meme is terrible. clutch is not anyhow difficult to operate, you do it effortlessly right after passing your driving license test in yuro. it's neither difficult nor uncomfortable, you don't even need to be conscious of what you're doing

>he cant do this anyway with a manual
pathetic

My father somehow manages to eat a bowl of cereal and drink a protein shake during his morning commute... in a manual...

Automatics are also a pain in the ass to work on, which forces me to hand over my car to the jew.

>pain in the ass to work on
What did you mean by this?
It is just procedural checks before overhaul, and when overhauling, the components are simple; multiple clutch packs and a valve body, with valves, springs, and check-balls.

I can, but after having the luxury of the modern automatic transmission, why would I want to live like a caveman and not be able to shitpost as easily?

Drive a semi truck and have fun with the heavy ass clutch and having to shift through 6+ gears every time traffic goes from stop to 15mph to stop again.

He would eat it faster in an auto.

It’s not 1978 anymore.

>not using your right foot to operate the gear stick
pathetic

Last time I checked, most people don't daily drive a semi to and from work.

>czeched
why do you have two gas pedals?

One is the diesel pedal. The other is the gas pedal that releases air into some valves and slows the truck down.

>he doesn’t have an 18spd trans in his DD
Either way, how do you masturbate and steer at the same time if you gotta shift gears too?

I can enjoy coffee or tea as well with no problem with a manual and my commute.

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>straight flat roads
>tea/coffee/single-handed beverage
Yeah, but what about a bowl of cereal driving in pic related?

I can because I can deal

Doesn't matter. I wouldn't live in such hell, and if I did, I wouldn't be eating cereal, but if I did have to eat cereal, I'd buy an automatic, because they are clearly superior in that situation.