SHAME!

...

>destroying a toxic-masculinity center
>implying there was any need to brake

>toxic-masculinity center

Are you trying to say the Tesla made the wrong decision???

>toxic-masculinity center
It was a Curves, moron.

Those dumbbells still need to be destroyed dumb XX user.

I mean XY fug, I can't even shitpost right today.

No im trying to say that only women do cardio

Fake filename.
That is the gas pedal.

But it matches the photo.

>not saying it's the brake pedal and spreading disinfo intentionally

What went wrong bros?

>gas pedal
>on an electric car

really makes you think

MUSK CONFIRMED FRAUD

>senile 80 yo
>alzaimer's make him forget the difference between brake and accelerator
>driving a tesla with instant torque @0 RPM
>10 quintillion dollars worth of damage
>an ice with a standard transmission would've prevented it

In all seriousness, why didn't the nannies prevent him from crashing?

Maybe he forgot to buy the optional Safety Package™

Have you read the article?
I hate Tesla/Musk just like everyone else but I have to admit they were smart

>build a pre-production model
>put REAL luxury pieces in it
>give it to youtubers to review
>vaguely describe "the luxuries" on your website, never mention details
>people pay the extra $5000 thinking they'll get what the youtubers told them
>profit

I'd say Musk covered his ass well with this one

Does anyone else remember a year or so ago when one of the space X rockets exploded (with a very expensive satellite in it) and Musk said "we can't exclude extra-terrestrial intervention"
No one scoffed at it
The company that owned the satellite went bankrupt

You have to give it to the guy, he's good at what he does
>selling ideas

pic somehow related

Their leather is "vegan friendly" and alcantara is polyester.

>bait and switch

wow such a honest car manufacturer

A real clever villain, he is. You think he's hiring goons to take out dissenters? If we're moving towards a corporation-ruled cyberpunk future I'd love to work on someone's private security.

old news.

it's bait and switch by proxy

evil but clever

let's say you're a youtuber reviewing it
will you risk not getting future cars from Tesla by saying "this is a pre-production model, the actual car might be different, do your homework"
I don't think I would!

I guess MOST (but not all) of the blame is on the buyers
The buyers that paid deposits long before seeing an actual prototype
The buyers that (I'm guessing here) complain way less compared to (let's say) GM buyers for the same problems

Once again, Musk is the best in (the car) business AT SELLING IDEAS.
If he's good at that, he can make the crappiest cars, each at a loss, he'll still be a billionaire.

I agree. Musk is a pure con.

Man, that acceleration is incredible.

Enjoy it because that's like half the battery gone.

James Randi (I think) said something about "psychics":
Yes, they're cons but the fulfill a demand.
As long as there will be demand for bullshit (or car status or whatever), there will always be someone to offer the supply.
If it wasn't for Musk, someone else would be out there selling "green bullshit"

>I don't think I would!

It's like you don't even fucking watch youtube car reviewers, very few have any no problem saying it like it is and almost ALL of them point out the fact that a car is pre-preproduction and things might change.

Stop fabricating bullshit to support your horseshit.

>tfw this happened to the gas pedal in my E21
>pull over and drive home by pulling on a long string tied to the end of the throttle cable

>using animal shit twice in the same sentence
baka

>E21
How is that thing to drive, anyways?

ok, then what happened?
did they mention it was a pre-production and it might change?
If yes, they it's 100% on the buyers
If no, why not? (in this case it's still more than 50% on the buyers for buying a car without a prior testdrive; at least)

this

CLOTH SEATS
IN MY MODEL 3
ALL I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

They're dank, just smaller e30's.

People do tend to forget that Teslas go up to somewhere in the region of 500-600 horsepower, with all wheel drive. They're absolutely terrifying in a straight line.

They're also terrifying in a corner ayy lmao

>builds cars at a loss on gubmint gibsmuhdat.
>Sticks unsustainable amounts of electronics into car
>tries to produce double his factory's capacity
>"say Elon, I hear you're losing money by the boatload"
>SHAME!

Also, my point (in case I wasn't clear) is that:

Yes, Musk is a con artist

BUT

He wouldn't be where he is without "useful idiots"

Model 3 doesn't use that part.

god damn that battery timer makes me more paranoid than a reserve fuel light

this car looks amazing. Veeky Forums was wrong again
Holy shit, you're unbelievable stupid. Not surprising because I'm on Veeky Forums

Break pedal

heh.

>alphonse the gay nigger successfully baited

We did it bros!

post caused a trigger

>alphonse the nigger so beaten down he's literally too scared to reply directly anymore
LMAO!!

here
hit the nail on the head.
I also have an E30, and the E21 drives similarly, just a bit lighter and more classic-feeling. It's an extremely tossable little car

have you heard of the conspiracy theory that suggests the rocket was tampered with, even going as far as to suggest someone shot at the rocket while it was on the pad with a rifle from a distance.

...

i still can't believe i actually invented shitposting lol

No but that sounds incredibly amusing. Please enlighten me.

>being close enough to reach it with a rifle
>being far enough to not die from the blast
if only physics would be optional ...
maybe THEN Tesla would be profitable

musk is way behind his production targets for the model 3

He can't keep getting away with this.

Musk always over promises. He is still ahead of most independent production benchmarks.

>He is still ahead of most independent production benchmarks.
They aren't really independent when they're heavily invested in Tesla.

>tesla interiors
>premium

Tesla: No physical controls for things you might want to use while driving, that is, adjust settings by feel instead of looking away from the road. Visual complexity is too much for mentally stunted nu-men.

Porsche: *cough*

Luxury is about making your drive pleasant, not frustrating. Driving a car with an interior like a tesla's is only pleasant for literal brainlets who get a headache looking at this.
>TOO MANY BUTTON ME NO KNOW WHAT TO PUSH

musk fanbois will defend musk to the death

me am retard

That is a gorgeous interior, definitely one of the best in the industry right now, but it does have a few too many buttons tbqh. Obviously much better than the 3-world looking Tesla interiors though.

*3rd world looking

Porsche is garbage. Tesla's model s is faster

>being an autist who needs tactile response for fucking everything

Let me guess, faggot. You used a brickphone until 2014. J

ust having one massive touchscreen allows you to put more inputs without having to turn the steering wheel into a Logitech GT force knock-off or cover every flat surface of the car with buttons

That's why a Tesla is the ring king right?

no obstacle detectors?
really?

I know everything you're saying is based off of emotion rather than reason because you're a nigger. However, tactile buttons have been shown in studies to be easier for people to use while driving without taking their eyes off the road. When it comes to using that fuckoff massive ipad in the tesla, people naturally feel the need to check that their input was received.

DELET THIS! ONLY DRAG RACING MATTERS AND INTERNAL COMUBUSTION CARS HAVE TO USE PUMP GAS!
THE CHALLENGER DEMON IS NOT A FULL PRODUCTION VEHICLE! MODIFIED! P100D STILL KING!

>implying I ever stopped

Since when was cloth "low quality"

Yeah, it matches the accelerator pedal in the photo.

They're actually getting sued in Norway because of the horsepower that they advertise being misleading

>overheated just 3 (three) minutes in
>9:08
>in the same minute range as a 1.4 diesel Citroen

P A T H E T I C
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It seems to me that one of those charts just doesn't belong with the other three...

One Piece and Naruto BTFO Bleach again

Pure con or marketing genius. Depends which way you look at it.

I can not live
I can not die
Trapped in my Tesla
EV my holding cell

rly makes you think

But it isn't.

all marketing is just tricking people into buying things, so its the same thing as calling it a con

Some marketing is legitimately just making people aware that they're selling something people already wanted to buy before any marketing.

>no warranty on interior creaks and rattles
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cruise control in the shift level
What is this sorcery?

not tesla marketing

True.

Once the car is in drive and moving. Tap down once for radar cruise control. Tap down twice for autopilot. Follow distance and speed adjusted on the screen.

I agree. Anyone who bought into the Tesla marketing hype is getting what they deserve.

Show us one benchmark made before December that Tesla would only make 1,200 model 3's by new years

>deathly silence

HOLY SHIT

BUT MUH TESLA IS THE FUTURE MUSK CAN DO NO WRONG