/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

Mystery Zone Edition

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> News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13630422
twitter.com/mikimikidayo121/status/893433673856425984
splatoon.ink/
splatoon.ink/1
splatoon.ink/schedule2.json
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Splatfest poll:
strawpoll.me/13630422

who cares who wins
twitter.com/mikimikidayo121/status/893433673856425984

rich white ink

Best waifu

Catching Marie thinking of something funny and smiling to herself while she thinks no one is looking!

Sex with Marie!

what am I looking at?

Soon

so, YEAH NEW MUSIC TRACKS and i guess a new stage to fall off of.

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I like the splatfest only map, it seems great for turf war.

At first I was like "stop jumping like a fag" and then topkek at the end.
Jhump goeth before fall.

Best abilities for an Ink Roller main?

>slosher
discarded

translation

Holy shit, my queue actually timed out because so few people are playing

adjusted super sea snails given

>want to keep playing
>sucking hard due to lack of sleep
Fuck.

Crazy how fast Splatoon died. I regret getting a Switch.

Does team mayo even exist? Getting sick of mirror matches. I just want to beat up some furfags.

Fuckin crazy when people don't play at 5 AM, right?

t. DUDE

Using something else.

What's the most comfy weapon to use in ranked?

ink recovery and main saver

repostan since this was at the ass end of last thread

hey kitty
i dunno if you check here, but i cant find you in DMs
pretty sure i faced you in a different team earlier (and you beat us lol)

Maybe because its a middle of a night ? Duh
Go to bed squiggas, you have still full day ahead of you.

>tired as fuck
>want to achieve royalty
>queues slowing down as it gets later
>have to get up for work tomorrow
>will literally be working all day and miss the rest of the splatfest

that's still 3 less snails at the highest rank. I want those 3 scrubs

I REALLY LIKE MARIE HOLY SHIT

Are ink rollers not good weapons?

had 5 mayo versus mayo matches earlier. just wait until the actual day start for more competition. it'll be even MORE random with the skill spread then, though. you might still get ketchup slap fights though.

>gif for ants

No I don't, I wagecuck all day on Saturdays. Gonna have to adjust my schedule or I'll miss every Splatfest

Sure was nice finally playing team mayo

Me too, user. I'm barely winning these matches. Still top scoring every game, though.

Funny way to say Pearl.

tri-bucket desu

>not jumping while you shoot
>especially with a blaster
Shitter detected.

Japanese results

Been alternating between .52 Gal and Enperry Dualies. Dualies are the comfiest to me

You mean FOREHEAD?

Don't ever compare a low-class thot to my queen.

Sabotage splatfest begins.

Currently 3/1 with one mirror match

I'm getting my practice in in trying to jump over the rollers of newbies.

What's your power level?

Mines 2214

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Hook lined and Sinker.

The nips always did have shit taste.

The elevens showing once again how shit their taste is.

this is great news
mayo is gonna be a global win
ketchupfags btfo

ggs bud!

damn chinks

she doesn't know what to say

Reminder that only female inklings should exist males are faggots and look like shit

Is it just me or is anyone else experiencing frequent communication errors?

what's the third rating?

go away dot

I am too. This happened all the time in Splatoon 1. Only for Splatfest of course.

Having to maneuver and one edge. Doesn't sound comfy to me, desu. How you'd do it.

>Playing on Sturgeon Shipyard with charger
>Standing in the middle, taking shots at their corner of the map
>Charge up to take a shot at one of them who I think is about to jump out
>Out of the corner of my field of vision, I see a roller from their team approaching me from the side, about to hit me
>Jump into squid mode and swim out of danger, just enough to turn, pop out with full charge and splat him point blank an instant before he would have run me over

Well, I can retire now. I'll never top that one. I felt like a fucking pro right there

Team wins for those who played with their friends

SASUGA NIPPON

Yeah, me too. It pisses me off because it wastes time.

no

easy win

its been happening all night

Agreed

splatoon.ink/ now loads data for Splatoon 2. splatoon.ink/1 remains available for Splatoon 1. New API at splatoon.ink/schedule2.json contains map schedules and splatfest info.
Site is still surprisingly popular, pic related.

Does anybody care about adding support for other regions or languages? Should be pretty easy with the new API. What's currently different between the regions?

Rollin' around at the speed of sound, sneak-attacking people and playing cleanup if my teammates are at the front and I'm lagging back. I know that's not how you're supposed to play, but it's 5AM and I'm loopy

No.

Damn, those wins are even closer than Cake/Ice cream.

The salt must be strong with ketchup Japs.

user stop

Based Japs.

Reminder that Ink Boys should be __bois__ for Futa Inklings

potato internet hosts and/or inadequate ping for too long. always happens at splatfest, though usually before/after a match.

No.

Are you sure?

>he doesn't like faggots
Squid boys are cute! CUTE!

reminder to play salmon run once you hit king/queen

the fucking best

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This is a yuri-only zone, pal

I already got my two super bonuses from Grizz. Currently doing my part to make sure Mayo doesn't win in the solo category.

I'm fucking tired of losing but I'm not going to bed until I get royalty

doesn't it close at noon? gah, i gotta sleep. stupid goddamn body.

That's kind of hot I guess that's their only use.

>all dat ink in enemy turf

Gettysburg levels of savage.

good way to end the night

Sounds like Futa to me.

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Why is this a thing?

yummy tummies

>Summoning Marie in a box while she's also standing just a short walk away from said box
Wacky.

I can accept this

>ywn have this in ur yuri

thanks for having me dane,i have to stop now my hand is starting to cramp.it was good fun

>keep accidentally pressing "this way!" instead of "booyah!"
i think ignoring food in favor of fest is taking its toll on me

Move it to your Impending NTR folder.

What's wrong with Ink rollers, they're pretty comfy and deadly when thinking preemptively.

Mayo is inherently more popular in Japan. Ketchup has greater western appeal. If we keep those win stats, coupled with the fact that ketchup is objectively more popular in the west, ketchup will win.