> News - Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each. - New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.
I have become the Mayo King It's been fun using W H I T E I N K but I think I'm done now
Carson Ramirez
Finally got ketchup queen. I can stop playing
Kevin Scott
What weapon are you using?
Clash Blaster here.
Jackson Reed
How goes the war?
Hunter Robinson
the second I hit king all the enthusiasm for mayo left my body there's no appreciation or passion anymore, it's just a sauce is it because I wore myself out? or is it because the climb made the reality of our inevitable loss clear and I'm distancing myself defensively
Ryder Young
It's a suit they aren't really animals
Joseph Hernandez
>you can only queue solo or as four Is Nintendo autistic? It's just fucking turf war goddamn, let me join a friend.
Levi Brooks
How about you get a hat with a good design?
I cant wear this because ive got too much hair
Ethan Edwards
>Or as four
But that's wrong, you can pair up with a friend and then look for randoms.
Andrew Scott
I DON'T WANT THIS PARTY TO END
Nathan Fisher
Did anyone ever really care about the theme? I couldn't possibly be more indifferent. The only deciding factor for me was my dislike of furries.
Julian Jackson
you guys should give a try to this program, it lets you check all your stuff from splanet and order gear on your PC the only downside its that it doesn't let you use voice chat but let's be real who the fuck uses it anyways?
You're mixing that up with league battles. Splatfest doesn't let you duo.
Leo Gutierrez
I've seen more mayo shitters and throwers than ketchup here so I'm guessing that ketchup is winning.
Lincoln Perry
Ah.
Alexander Gonzalez
>marina's proportions
Landon Martinez
>Moray Towers come on >literally impossible to find a match even against your own team
David Nelson
BEWARE, THE ELITER FAGGOTRY HAS BEGUN.
Camden Adams
>Highest: 2177.3 >Current: 1876.8 Kill. Me.
Asher Martinez
Are you sure? Doesn't it work like Salmon Run, where you can join a room that a friend made, and then search random?
Wyatt Richardson
This. It's bullshit. At least let us twin. I really hate the new Splatfest system. >shuffled every game so no solo queue dream teams >squads are fucking dead as hell no matter what time of day you play >no sign of power Splatfest power leaderboards >new point system is retarded >combined NA and EU results even though we never fucking play with each other Just let us join friends like normal turf and get rid of the squads.
Samuel Long
when does splatfest end
Owen Gomez
Moray Towers is my favorite map And yes, I have never used a charger in multiplayer
Joshua Brooks
8 hours for US splatfest
Tyler Jones
It don't work like that in splatfest I tried
Henry Harris
I just want my fucking sea shells already.
Benjamin Long
I'm done, but not before I remind ketchup that they're tainted too.
Evan Gray
Sadly not, there's no way to start searching.
Jackson Perry
24 hours after it started for your timezone.
Christian Lee
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Josiah Gutierrez
i hate all these asinine fur defenses of "but squids are an animal too!" WELL FUCKFACE, HUMANS ARE ANIMALS TOO. ANIMAL =/= FURRY.
Jackson Evans
>Communication error in results screen Why does this happen EVERY. SINGLE. SPLATFEST?
Owen Fisher
Dang, that sucks. I guess Nintendo doesn't want to combine team queues and solo queues, so they can differentiate them for the scores at the end.
Joseph Thomas
Okay so it's not just me they actually fucked up the solo que by randomizing every match. Some of the best times in the first game were spent going from fan to royalty with 1 (one) group of randoms
Charles Jones
over half of these matches were KvK
Henry Cox
Is Team Ketchup even trying?
James Cruz
is there a counter/hard counter to E-liters?
Ryder Gomez
ink armor
Adam Davis
That's my 8th loss against mayonnaise teams, 8th one in a row, all after going below 2000 power Fuck this game, fuck snails, I'm out
This morning when I was climbing ranks, ketchup teams seemed hard to find. Luckily they started showing up this afternoon, but I even managed to end up in a mayo vs mayo fight early on.
James Edwards
I'm finding it really hard to lose because the other side keeps jobbing harder than I can, probably going to give, I suck even at losing
Jeremiah Richardson
I still want the resolution fixed on that thing. The screenshots are shit.
Tyler Campbell
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEELETE THIS
another E-Liter
Leo Ortiz
You do it
Noah Wright
forcing them to move. spamming grenades, tenta missiles, flanking, etc. the charge time is slow as fuck so they have to make few shots count
Jace Perry
you can change the window size.
Jonathan Martin
Mayo? More like LMAO Pearl sucks
Hudson Brown
Moving
Kevin Jones
as if anyone ever reads the op
sadly
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Mayo furfag false flagging
Luke Baker
RUDE
Justin Scott
...
Kevin Ward
>charger on your team might as well give up on that game now
Nicholas James
>4v1 match against a mayofag >show him no mercy and don't even let him leave spawn
Eli Perez
Anyone have that image of the squid fed up not wanting to be at a splatfest?
Has anyone found any new ones just like that?
William Parker
Hero Splatling users are the most tryhard bitches ever.
Jordan Gonzalez
Got to royalty rank, I have zero hope for team ketchup based on the amount of sweating retards I had to deal with on my team. It's in gods hands now.
Jack Wright
>Visor Skate Helmet with Tenacity up on Splatnet The ultimate retard helmet is available once again
Ryder Sullivan
aeroshitter detected stay mad bitch
Jonathan Hughes
Mini Splatling, actually.
David Russell
im sorry
Jason Thomas
Is tenacity even useful?
Cooper Bennett
used to be
Adam Taylor
I can confirm Pearl that does indeed suck. I wish she would just go off and die somewhere.
Eli Cook
There are not gods, only men who are willing to do what ever it takes to ensure ketchup wins.
Jonathan Flores
Who /mayo queen/ here
Logan Thomas
I wish they had invented the orange n-zap for this.
Jayden Nelson
I am mayo slut
Jackson Brown
...
Austin Edwards
What did they change about it? Getting special charge for teammates being bad seems good
Michael Morris
Team Ketchup, you have some explaining to do.
Landon Flores
I have afk'd my way up to mayo defender
I'm a little mad about it
Lucas Moore
STOP USING BRUSH WEAPONS ON TURF WAR IT'S NOT FUCKING DEATHMATCH, IT'S TURF WAR YOU HAVE TO INK TURF TO WIN THERE'S A REASON YOU REPEATEDLY BOTTOMSCORE
Charles Jackson
but the heavy splatling is my favorite weapon, why wouldnt I get the hero version of it?
Landon Bennett
>tfw we're gonna lose anyway because of popularity
David Bailey
It's true that people who pick the wrong team are scum. But people who pick the wrong team just to throw games are lower than scum, and truly unfit to be called squids.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Every fucking time I get close to beating my Highest I lose and get set back 20 points. Fuck me.
Henry Reyes
object shredder
Jordan Gutierrez
Lmao how r u so bad
Noah Morris
Are 2 European ketchup guys intrested to Team up?
SW-0843-3792-1314
Jace Wright
*brushes your path*
Isaiah Russell
homestar, you're my guy you know you're my number one
Lucas Sullivan
There's dozens of them on both sides, it should just lock your whole console to one side
Gavin Barnes
>But people who pick the wrong team just to throw games are lower than scum >and truly unfit to be called squids. We're called Octarians faggot. Anything for Mistress Marina.
Tyler Howard
brushtard detected you don't help your team by inking 100 points of turf
Camden Smith
Superior aesthetic
Matte red losers jelly
Jackson Barnes
Remember that attacking furries physically, emotionally, and psychologically is acceptable and beneficial behavior
Asher Morales
Shit's fucked.
Charles Brown
I average 800 retard
Kayden Jackson
What's with all of the communication errors at the end of matches?
Thomas Jones
Remember that everyone being insecure about this splatfest has e621 in their bookmarks
Ayden Sanders
and yet here you are doing God's work
Robert Bailey
I can handle brushes, though. Literally everything outranges these mongoloids. I'm not upset when they're on the other team, they're really easy to deal with. I get upset when they're on my team and they get a grand total of 300 points.