/ink/ - Splatoon General

It's a suit they aren't really animals

>you can only queue solo or as four
Is Nintendo autistic? It's just fucking turf war goddamn, let me join a friend.

How about you get a hat with a good design?

I cant wear this because ive got too much hair

>Or as four

But that's wrong, you can pair up with a friend and then look for randoms.

I DON'T WANT THIS PARTY TO END

Did anyone ever really care about the theme? I couldn't possibly be more indifferent. The only deciding factor for me was my dislike of furries.

you guys should give a try to this program, it lets you check all your stuff from splanet and order gear on your PC
the only downside its that it doesn't let you use voice chat but let's be real who the fuck uses it anyways?

github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

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You're mixing that up with league battles. Splatfest doesn't let you duo.

I've seen more mayo shitters and throwers than ketchup here so I'm guessing that ketchup is winning.

Ah.

>marina's proportions

>Moray Towers come on
>literally impossible to find a match even against your own team

BEWARE, THE ELITER FAGGOTRY HAS BEGUN.

>Highest: 2177.3
>Current: 1876.8
Kill.
Me.

Are you sure? Doesn't it work like Salmon Run, where you can join a room that a friend made, and then search random?

This. It's bullshit. At least let us twin. I really hate the new Splatfest system.
>shuffled every game so no solo queue dream teams
>squads are fucking dead as hell no matter what time of day you play
>no sign of power Splatfest power leaderboards
>new point system is retarded
>combined NA and EU results even though we never fucking play with each other
Just let us join friends like normal turf and get rid of the squads.

when does splatfest end

Moray Towers is my favorite map
And yes, I have never used a charger in multiplayer

8 hours for US splatfest

It don't work like that in splatfest I tried

I just want my fucking sea shells already.

I'm done, but not before I remind ketchup that they're tainted too.

Sadly not, there's no way to start searching.

24 hours after it started for your timezone.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

i hate all these asinine fur defenses of "but squids are an animal too!" WELL FUCKFACE, HUMANS ARE ANIMALS TOO. ANIMAL =/= FURRY.

>Communication error in results screen
Why does this happen EVERY. SINGLE. SPLATFEST?

Dang, that sucks. I guess Nintendo doesn't want to combine team queues and solo queues, so they can differentiate them for the scores at the end.

Okay so it's not just me they actually fucked up the solo que by randomizing every match. Some of the best times in the first game were spent going from fan to royalty with 1 (one) group of randoms

over half of these matches were KvK

Is Team Ketchup even trying?

is there a counter/hard counter to E-liters?

ink armor

That's my 8th loss against mayonnaise teams, 8th one in a row, all after going below 2000 power
Fuck this game, fuck snails, I'm out

gbatemp.net/threads/loungechair-access-nintendo-switch-online-services-on-your-pc.479431/ put this in next op

This morning when I was climbing ranks, ketchup teams seemed hard to find. Luckily they started showing up this afternoon, but I even managed to end up in a mayo vs mayo fight early on.

I'm finding it really hard to lose because the other side keeps jobbing harder than I can, probably going to give, I suck even at losing

I still want the resolution fixed on that thing. The screenshots are shit.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEELETE THIS

another E-Liter

You do it

forcing them to move. spamming grenades, tenta missiles, flanking, etc. the charge time is slow as fuck so they have to make few shots count

you can change the window size.

Mayo? More like LMAO Pearl sucks

Moving

as if anyone ever reads the op

sadly

>Mayo furfag false flagging

RUDE

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>charger on your team
might as well give up on that game now

>4v1 match against a mayofag
>show him no mercy and don't even let him leave spawn

Anyone have that image of the squid fed up not wanting to be at a splatfest?

Has anyone found any new ones just like that?

Hero Splatling users are the most tryhard bitches ever.

Got to royalty rank, I have zero hope for team ketchup based on the amount of sweating retards I had to deal with on my team. It's in gods hands now.

>Visor Skate Helmet with Tenacity up on Splatnet
The ultimate retard helmet is available once again

aeroshitter detected
stay mad bitch

Mini Splatling, actually.

im sorry

Is tenacity even useful?

used to be

I can confirm Pearl that does indeed suck. I wish she would just go off and die somewhere.

There are not gods, only men who are willing to do what ever it takes to ensure ketchup wins.

Who /mayo queen/ here

I wish they had invented the orange n-zap for this.

I am mayo slut

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What did they change about it? Getting special charge for teammates being bad seems good

Team Ketchup, you have some explaining to do.

I have afk'd my way up to mayo defender

I'm a little mad about it

STOP USING BRUSH WEAPONS ON TURF WAR
IT'S NOT FUCKING DEATHMATCH, IT'S TURF WAR
YOU HAVE TO INK TURF TO WIN
THERE'S A REASON YOU REPEATEDLY BOTTOMSCORE

but the heavy splatling is my favorite weapon, why wouldnt I get the hero version of it?

>tfw we're gonna lose anyway because of popularity

It's true that people who pick the wrong team are scum. But people who pick the wrong team just to throw games are lower than scum, and truly unfit to be called squids.

Every fucking time I get close to beating my Highest I lose and get set back 20 points. Fuck me.

object shredder

Lmao how r u so bad

Are 2 European ketchup guys intrested to Team up?

SW-0843-3792-1314

*brushes your path*

homestar, you're my guy
you know you're my number one

There's dozens of them on both sides, it should just lock your whole console to one side

>But people who pick the wrong team just to throw games are lower than scum
>and truly unfit to be called squids.
We're called Octarians faggot. Anything for Mistress Marina.

brushtard detected
you don't help your team by inking 100 points of turf

Superior aesthetic

Matte red losers jelly

Remember that attacking furries physically, emotionally, and psychologically is acceptable and beneficial behavior

Shit's fucked.

I average 800 retard

What's with all of the communication errors at the end of matches?

Remember that everyone being insecure about this splatfest has e621 in their bookmarks

and yet here you are doing God's work

I can handle brushes, though. Literally everything outranges these mongoloids.
I'm not upset when they're on the other team, they're really easy to deal with. I get upset when they're on my team and they get a grand total of 300 points.