/utg/ - Undertale General

Fuck yeah.

She's hot

Who knocked out his tooth?

Chara, the bully.

Flowers don't have hands

Post more sibling bullying

Flowers aren't real.

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I'll read fanfics where my favorites are happy regardless of what the game text implies or confirms is possible and you can't stop me!

Genocide is the only good ending for asriel

Could Popeye withstand an attack from Genocide Chara and stop them erasing the world?

Depends, did he eat spinash beforehand?

I fucking hate Sans

Goat

Children

Goat mom

>Barely survives the first blow
>Just about reaches the spinach
>thememusic.mp3
>Flexes muscle, shows tiny flower becoming edge gote
>Second attack has no effect
>Punches Chara, disappears off screen
>Falls to earth as worn dagger and a chocolate bar
>Turns his attention to the barrier
>Punches it into pieces
>"I makes leaps and bounds and leaves underground, I'm Popeye the Sailor man!"
>*Toot Toot*
>Everyone else is still dead though

There needs to be more pictures of the brothers annoying each other without going into full edge mode.

This is a cute picture of goat mom

Yeah it's my favorite.

Goat

Brothers

Oh no! Your fav is now dating Jon Irenicus and your fav wants you to be friends with him! What do you do?

Who the fuck?

I don't know how to respond to this because I never played Baldur's Gate.

>tfw you're browsing artist for fetish art and then find good undertale fanart they made

Goat's future.
That's a pretty good goat.

Get the Smol Goat thinking about how awesome Sephiroth is instead because he has a huge sword and he's like a dark angel and that's really complex. If that fails, move on to Xehanort.

This image would be cooler if Asriel wasn't wearing a Sailor Scout shirt.

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This guy, an extremely powerful mage guy that experiments on your character at the beginning of Shadows of Amn.
Those villains have no depth to their character.

It's a reference to a comic.

I mean. Is he a good guy?

>Undyne bringing piano
Tee hee

Yes but Asriel is totally the sort to think they are the coolest regardless

This is a ____

Kid.
What else could it be?

He's the main villain.
Maybe when he's matured he can see what a proper character is.

Possibly a flower now

What makes him the bad guy? Is he a bad guy, or an antagonist?

Squid

He's the main antagonist, here's his backstory if you don't mind spoilers. baldursgate.wikia.com/wiki/Jon_Irenicus

dead.

Dead is not a noun user, being a dead is gramatically incorrect

Please don't blow up Asriel, Mister elf.

He's just going to do a few experiments on him, make him more stable so he's properly saved.

Why is he operating on the person he's dating.

you can not be a dead user
u nig

To make sure he doesn't fall apart and turn into a soulless flower again.

Does it work?

Yeah, his experience with tearing out the player character's soul in Shadows of Amn and all of his other experiments have given him enough experience to stabilize the goat.

Then fuck it. What's the bill?

Some random guy's soul most likely, or absolutely free (give or take a bit of minor pain).

Everything went better than expected.

Indeed.

It's time to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all out of ass

Yeah need this for sans, Frisk, Toriel.

Forgot pic fuck me.

>befriending someone as monumentally retarded as Jon Irenicus
Hahahaha no fuck that dumbass nigger
>gonna torture and fuck around with two kids of the literal god of murder
>then kidnapps one of them and spends what most likely amounts to weeks faffing about in an insane magic asylum doing nothing of value
>then steals the soul of one of the most powerful beings in the realms and not even bothers to finish him off
>literally butthurt because some elf chick wouldn't blow him
>failed at becoming a god and getting smacked down hard and instead of learning his lesson the dumb faggot tries to do it again
>teleports the player into their own hell plane and is surprised when he gets his ass smacked down AGAIN
and don't even get me started on The Longest Road which is just a mod but so shit that it still pisses me off

I would not let Asgore be his friend

Here is that one unedited pic of best family.

You can't just tell who you love which friends they can get. That's weird.

>no Undyne
>best family
hmm

Let's explore out vulnerabilities!

Post headcanons which you can recognise the justifications of, but still dislike.
>Charrator
>Chara is good/misunderstood
>Once upon a Time is Chara's theme.
>Chara saves Asriel
>Sans remembers resets
>Flowey never managed to kill Sans, and only Sans
>Sans is Frisk's secret protector/savior

Undyne went to start her own family with Alphys.

I don't get the question.

Headcanons that you can understand why people think its true but don't agree with.

I'm gonna go with Soriel

Misspelling on my part, sorry.

Swap "out" with "our".

The fact none of you made a Baldur's Goat pun is deserving of capital punishment.

I'm not a Sansfag so I actually have a decent sense of humor

Unedited? But Asriel is still there

chara knitting asgore's sweater

there's nothing against it per se and it's a totally harmless little bit of speculation but it's also a) one of the inexplicably major shibboleths of the most hardcore CDS types and b) feels like another awkward attempt to force a canon personality trait onto them

Nope, they're all bullshit.

Where's the link that I can get the soundtrack for free?

It comes with the game.
It's also on youtube.

>blue paws

>Charrator
Stupid and nonsensical; requires you to read way too deeply into every little narration. Some are connected to/reference Chara, but this doesn't mean that they're the narrator.
>Chara is good/misunderstood
So was Hitler.
>Once upon a Time is Chara's theme.
I mean, it's the theme of the first fallen human tumbling over a root and into a giant hole in the ground, so yeah, sure. I'd say Megalo Strikes Back has more business being Chara's theme, and that doesn't even play in Undertale.
>Chara saves Asriel
Are you fucking kidding me? Who believes this?
>Sans remembers resets
Retarded and patently false.
>Flowey never manged to kill San, and only Sans
Also false. It just took him a while because he had a bath tim
>Sans is Frisk's secret protector/savior
By doing absolutely nothing? I guess he didn't kill Frisk the moment you exit the Ruins, but that's hardly deserving of a title like that.

These are all fucking stupid. Why is this fandom so fucking stupid?

Why do you ask questions that you already know the answer to?

SADDEST MOMENT GO

Undyne's neutral death.

Nothing immediately comes to mind.
A lot of things in Undertale are free for interpretation, so saying there are rigid interpretations that people absolutely M-U-S-T stick to or else they're wrong doesn't really sit right with me.

E C T O
ecto-anything is just specifically located and carefully modulated telekinesis to a point that it reflects or produces light

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This guy gets it.

Papyrus' genocide route death.

NOT.
CRYING.

when sans remembered bad timing the kiddo

It's okay.

for me it was walking through new home
>mfw "you're going to be free"

Asgore killing himself

running out of things to do in the game

Yeah, That's bad.

And yet it was when I started to like him

Realizing who Snowdrake's mother is and what she meant when she was saying "snowy"