Last thread: > News - Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each. - New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.
If we don't beat this f-shadow brush nigger im going to explode myself in ketchup
Julian Stewart
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Benjamin Campbell
Pad itself
Robert Gomez
Death to fur
Wyatt Reyes
>mayo >Good Guys I didn’t know they shipped defective copies of Splatoon 2.
Justin Butler
>20% more ground covered ketchup BTFO
Connor Rodriguez
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Cameron Peterson
Someone redpill me on ink armor. I've never had a situation where I survived something I wouldn't have otherwise, and it only feels like I get one extra hit of safety, plus it only lasts 5 seconds. Is it more effective on the main user? Most my experience is getting it from teammates
Splatted some ketchupshit named ebola like 15 times in one match, I bet he's one of the people complaining about buckets
Joseph Sullivan
>When your friend is enjoying her solo
Isaac Johnson
What are currently the best weapons?
Hunter Price
lets you survive tri slosher bullshit also activates for everyone on the team which is objectively the most useful support you can lend a team that can take even 1 extra hit is gonna win
Nolan Cox
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James Martinez
Tri Slosher Rapid Blaster NZap Tentatek Octobrush
Juan Collins
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Samuel Martinez
>So you just decide to ruin it for everyone White does no do Pearl any favours
Ayden Clark
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John Miller
This is my first Splatfest where I actually lost more than I won. I hate it. It feels wrong.
Luke Baker
Predictions on who wins?
Lucas Fisher
>Suddenly a third level
N-NANI?
Hudson Garcia
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Juan Wright
Mayo won in Japan but the furries are probably going to fuck everything up for NA and EU
Gabriel Barnes
my penis
Christian Price
Seems pretty obvious that it is ketchup.
Matthew Hernandez
>some dongle activates my ink mine >falls off the map >it gives me the assist
John Ward
Still need another for our Mayo lobby
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Christian Powell
The one im using
Nathaniel Ross
Ketchup since I've seen so many shitters on mayo posting here.
Chase Gutierrez
Regular dual squelcher when? I don't like the dualies.
Liam Adams
If ketchup wins I'm selling my switch
Jaxson Sanders
Where are you guys seeing these red vs. white ink matches? Mine are always normal ink colors
Aiden Ward
Ketchup wins Popularity and Solo Battles. Mayo wins Team Battles.
Blake Howard
Ketchup winds popularity hands down and at least one of the other 2 categories
Gabriel Howard
Me
Kevin King
how close are you to Georgia? i'll buy it
Elijah Cooper
*tips annaki mask*
Cooper Kelly
I want to impregnate Callie and then leave her to raise our child alone!
William Sanchez
Pathetic also scored top of my team
Robert Sanders
Never
Gabriel Thompson
i got a better pic for "guilty"
Wyatt Bell
If you're facing your own splatfest team, it's regular ink. It's only Red/White if you face the opposite team. If you're fighting the other splatfest team and you still have regular ink colors, check if you have Color Lock enabled by going to Options -> Other.
Camden Smith
So I'm right, in other words. See above. >Octobrush trash indirectly admits that his weapon is suited for people with no skill kek overdose And not even a mid-range weapon will do when faced with one. You have to be above the Tri-Slosher or behind them, which may be impossible depending where you are. Without a long range weapon there is just no fucking way to kill one without approaching it.
Levi Bailey
Can you imagine this iteration of Shifty Station in Tower Control?
Luke Nguyen
Eat a Brick!
William Young
Reading comprehension autism-kun
Dylan Flores
Fuck that. RM would be a nightmare
Henry Bennett
all these meme teams
Connor Cooper
Fucking soon I hope
Juan Kelly
When you roll with the dualies they fuse into the dual squelcher
Elijah Gutierrez
>Ketchup wins Popularity and Solo Battles. Mayo wins Team Battles. This 100%
Liam Williams
how many hours until results? i want to bathe in tears tonight
Joshua Howard
What's your sensitivity at?
Julian Rivera
One hour after it ends usually. So in 5.
Kevin Nguyen
What is Glennct averting his eyes from /ink/?
Chase Jackson
are you the team who stomped us last rotation cant remember a single name from that team but hi im tia
Landon Martin
Reminder if ketchup wins it's because of furries
Jose Allen
Solo just means what rank you get right?
How the fuck is that any different from popularity, it takes 2 hours to get royalty
Caleb Martin
1920
I keep getting close to 2000 and then some 1700 kids wreck my team.
Henry Jenkins
Prolly not
Jacob Reyes
Hey keir, me and BigMeat are down for a game, I see you are on. We need a Mayo player, 7327-3063-7715.
John Garcia
0, why?
Jackson Green
If someone's only response to someone making a case for something being unfair is "cry harder" or "you're a bitch lol", then it's safe to assume they couldn't actually poke a hole in what I was saying, autist.
Logan Jenkins
Probably never. They're redundant at this point. Weaker than the 96 and less range than the Pro.
Logan King
You can't read
Tyler Robinson
You seem upset.
Caleb Green
Does your highest splatfest power do anything? Or is it just there to remind you how far you've fallen from grace?
Ryder Jenkins
>shifty station >get below enemy's spawn point >throw suction bomb on wall right as they spawn >they get splatted when they jump down
this is some good shit
Noah Kelly
>furries virtually wiped from the plaza post yfw
Justin Russell
Kier's already with us
Grayson Campbell
Ketchupfag, quit playing at about 2340.
Tyler James
sorry dude,playing in another mayo team
Cooper Jackson
finally. we need to go back to the normal, cute, not-porn art.
John Reyes
So what do we think of Shifty Station?
Gabriel Robinson
Uwu fuck you and you aerospace h8ers
Alexander Perry
>lose to 3 rollers and a slosher WITH FUCKING SUCK
Lucas Bennett
It just determines your rank so you get matched with people close to your skill level
Ryder Moore
>babby baller
Dominic Hill
In the lobby, there are two different options for battles. One of them is Solo, the other is Team. Solo battles are when you queue up alone, and Team Battles is when you queue up with friends. Ranks don't affect the Splatfest results, they only determine how many snails you get when the Splatfest ends.
Austin Hall
Aero sprays seem very op
Benjamin Long
Looks like someone doesn't leave the house with their phone often
Leo Davis
When is the next salmon run?
Nolan Anderson
Damn, oh well. Need 2 players then , Mayo 7327-3063-7715.
Jaxon Johnson
>still playing after getting king/queen ????? [insert tranny mannerism] omg???
Evan Rodriguez
Is Splatoon the kind of game where you're perpetually behind if you haven't played since launch? I don't think my Switch will arrive until the end of August since I ordered late.
Henry Wilson
Ignore me I can't read
Jayden Richardson
They're retarded in turf war, should remove them desu
Brandon Perry
cute
Noah Roberts
Not really, no. Even if you start out late you'll be fine.
Isaiah Turner
Tomorrow, it basically starts a new one every other day now.
Jack Turner
Yes and no. Kind of. I mean you'll likely get your shit kicked in beyond the lowest levels. But Splatoon rewards you even for losing in most game modes. And eventually you'll be up to speed and should stop losing.
Though nothing is stopping you from being good even without prior experience.
Brandon Nelson
OK, user, let me read your mind so I can see which part of my post you're referring to.
I, too, can simply repeat myself rather than clearly make a point.
Ryder Hernandez
The truth That Ketchup will win
Andrew Fisher
Gotcha Surely, need one more Mayo
Hunter Rodriguez
The only real way to be "behind" in splatoon is skill. The early weapons are actual pretty competitive, even in the later stages.