Last thread: > News - Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each. - New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.
>Lose layers down to your bases when hurt badly >Callie and Marina wearing incredibly revealing clothing >Inkling girls are too cute and sometimes down right sexy in idle animation
No wonder this game is sexualized. Nintendo, how do you do it?
Isaac Allen
MARIE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES AND JUST KIDNAPPED MARINA AND TOOK HER BACK TO OCTO VALLEY AND GOT REPLACED WITH CALLIE FOR SOME ODD REASON
Aiden Martin
>SEA NN
Nicholas Sullivan
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Nathan Mitchell
the fuck? so i can go to bed? im really afraid of missing the results ;_;
Colton Anderson
>we can wear our fresh outfits again thank god
Zachary Jones
DID FURRIES WIN??
Aaron Parker
HOLY SHIT, PEARL'S GETTING OCTO'D LIVE ON TV!
Adam Perry
the best feeling is playing on an alternate account on the ketchup side and intentionally losing every game
Liam Cruz
Me on the left
Brayden Gray
And with people on the mayo side doing the same thing, your BS gets balanced out.
Ryder Young
I can't give this post enough Fresh!'s.
James Myers
>All these falsefagging memes Kek. Why the fuck am I still awake?
Levi Rivera
Except those clothes aren't fresh
Parker Stewart
>no niggers drawn on ketchup
Zachary Reed
Me on right.
Brayden Butler
Doing that means you have little faith in with your own team how sad.
Nicholas Ward
GET TO COVER, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF FLYFISH HAVE SURROUNDED THE PLAZA, AND THE STORAGE OF SUPERS HAS RUN DRY
Jack Kelly
Marina just bent Pearl over and is now fucking her in the ass with a strap-on. I can't believe Nintendo actually did something this graphic in an E-rated game
Tyler Adams
>Agent 2 I hate when people do this.
Ryder Sullivan
Rate my woomy while we wait.
Jayden Powell
>dont cover all bases or have backup plans
Nathaniel Campbell
Cutie!
Evan King
Good, I always wanted to die.
Michael Torres
Kill yourself furry
Parker Young
Mayo squad
Cooper Lewis
Pearl taught her that move hours ago in Japan.
Julian Cooper
He's the only one doing something about the fucking furfags, he's our fucking hero you bitch
Nathaniel Ross
This isn't a real war though. That's like being prepared to flip the table if you start losing a game of yugioh at your local comic shop. It's not serious enough to warrant that.
I wonder if this happens in JP
Nicholas Diaz
...?
Dylan Hall
PEARL IS GETTING OCTO'D LIVE ON TV... BY MARINA!
Julian Lewis
OH MY GOD THE OCTOLING REPUBLICAN ARMY HAS ABDUCTED PEARL AND PLANTED BOMBS ACROSS INKOPOLIS
Joshua Rivera
The right one is cute
Robert Garcia
>paid 20,000 gold to scrub a shirt I was wearing because I thought I still had the splatfest tee on
Alexander James
MOTHER OF GOD, THERE'S JUST A SEA OF TENTACLES AND PURPLE INK OOZING EVERYWHERE
WHO COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAGEDY??
Xavier Campbell
I'm goin huntin
Nicholas Butler
Sorry, I don't get it. How is this helping?
Justin Flores
>He
Carter Morris
Post cute girl (male) squids
Austin James
Flipping tables gets you DCd while tosding matches doesnt.
Jason Miller
You're gonna get hunted yourself nigger
Sebastian Young
...
Christopher James
PEARL JUST SHOT LIL' JUDD AND IS HOLDING MARINA HOSTAGE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oliver Moore
>you look in the studio >Pearl is laying on the ground and marina is grinding her pussy into pearls face, asking pearl how her personal ketchup tastes
Carter Harris
I just encountered a "squid party" for the first time ever.
Surreal.
Landon Martin
What's the first thing you're gonna do with your super sea snails?
Christian Watson
:O
Ryder Edwards
Kek
Adrian Campbell
>sea nn just released backstage footage of pearl following marina to the dressing room with duelies whispering "enoughs enough" W-what did she mean by this ?!
Dylan Kelly
...
Chase Phillips
shove em up your ass
Jaxson Wright
whats a squid party?
Andrew Murphy
...
Christopher Parker
>Personal ketchup
Gavin Fisher
PEARL JUST SPLATTED MARINA LIVE THERE'S MAYO COLORED INK EVERYWHERE
Jeremiah Jones
Did you party???? How was it? I love the party. Did you draw anything? Set a group goal and anyone follow?
Bentley Adams
The point I'm making is that the consequences of losing aren't dire enough. If you're on the losing side of splatfest, you're 3 snails poorer than if you were on the winning team....that's it. It doesn't fucking matter. The game will never mention this splatfest again
Hudson Jones
>teabagging a 6 year old Wow
James Sanchez
Fuck I'm gonna have to catch a break at work tomorrow morning to watch the announcement
Good night /ink/
Angel Reyes
>more wins than losses You, at worst, broke even.
Relax, buddy it's just for fun anyway.
Christopher Martinez
>Personal ketchup
Alexander Lee
Let's post our post-Splatfest woomys
Gabriel Russell
>Marina will never do this to you
Just end me
Brody Jones
>not inksacking 6 year olds Gotta teach them the pains of war while theyre young.
Nathan King
Usually just in Turf War where everyone goofs off instead of trying to win the objective.
30 ARE DEAD, 10 ARE MISSING HALF OF WHICH WERE SQUIBS
SUSPECT WAS SPOTTED ESCAPING THE SCENE
POLICE HAVE NOT IDENTIFIED THE SUSPECT
Cameron Bell
Some of you are all right
Don't go to Pearl and Marina's broadcasting station tonight
Juan Ward
I can't wait to add slots to my this gear
Jeremiah Howard
NO THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT LOSERS MUST GUZZLE A GALLON OF THE OPPOSING TEAM'S CONDIMENTS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
Christopher Adams
B+ every time
Robert Russell
It's amazing how much sex appeal Nintendo has but with Zelda and Splatoon. These are the kinda of characters the future generations need to call their first waifus.
Zachary King
...
Logan Sanchez
Reminder that leddit found oct and octboy files in with the player models. And still no hints of the update i actually want.
Lucas Hill
>passing the time by watching The Matrix What is the most Matrix outfit I can get?
Camden Morgan
Add them to my collection.
Tyler Thomas
>implying that's a literal kid and not some faggot trying to sabotage team ketchup see
