/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

So we know semen is basically off white and blood is off red, so this was clearly a cum v blood splatfest.

Why did so many americans pick blood? Are they THAT uncomfortable with their sexuality to not pick the superior cum?

Here's the proof for Octolings

Japan sure but not NA

youtube.com/watch?v=cl57zJ9IFPU

Better than our splatfest options for sure, but I prefer deli brown mustard

splat app

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Couldn't it just be the name of Octoling armor that boy squids wear?

Are you implying Japan isn't racist

Why do tryhard jump all the time? Does it really help in this game?

no...dont..

While mayo tastes better, I think ketchup goes better with a larger variety of things.

>enjoy some mayo on my sandwich
>DUDE YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE

KETCHUMPS THIS DELUSIONAL

too many colors

I pray that it's actually a male octoling and not the Mr. Meaty looking enemies from story mode.

If your cum is that yellow you should probably see a doctor

What skills compliment the .96 gal? Is it even worth using in Spl2toon?

Asuka vs Rei Splatfest when?

how am I supposed to farm chunks now

No because the parameters for the data was SquidGirl, SquidBoy, and Oct. It is now SquidGirl, SquidBoy, OctoGirl, and OctoBoy.

What are the chances of Nintendo banning my alt accounts for ketchup?
After I made mayo king I logged into them and just ran around trying to start squid parties.
It didn't go well :-))))
Will Nintendo notice?

There must be a single player expantion to explain playable octolings in the now very likely event that it happens. This update will likely be advertised as Captain Cuttlefish returning from his trip. Him returning would free up Marie to do Squid Sisters things with Callie.
Squid Sisters return update confermed. Now if only Ninty didn't hate me that might actually happen.
It's in with the data for the base player models, so no.

uhh milk and mayo is racist user cus it's yt like those dirty yts

Marina's not black retard she's an octo, everyone knows NA can't count to eight and they hate her because of it

this isn't dangan ronpa general or other waifu general. You don't need to make a new thread when you can't post images.

Threadly reminder of the truth
>Ketchups, disgused as Mayos posted furry art
>Ketchup used their false flag to slander Mayo, causing Mayo to lose the popularity vote
>The selfless Mayos spent all their time reporting Ketchups filthy, filthy porn
>Mayo had no time to report their own
>Mayo wins, despite its crippled numbers

By getting back to work.

A moving target is harder to hit than a stationary one.
People with bad aim/using sticks will have a harder time micro-adjusting in order to hit someone while they're jumping.

Time to take a well deserved rest Mayo men. Good night

>Ketchups filthy, filthy porn

I still need proof user

I am going to FUCK this octopus if it's the last thing I do, and nobody can stop me

Splat newbie here, just reached A- on every ranked mode. What are the best gear choices? I've been told ninja squid and anything related to saving ink are a must.

What does race have anything to do with a Splatfest about condiments?

>pretend to be a mayofag to shitpost
>actually picked ketchup

fuck you, choke on mayo

>Asuka vs Rei
>When Ramiel is obviously best girl

>red navel
?!

what is the best use for sea snails

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>snails turn this game into woomy dressup simulator

finally I can be fresh to death as I ruin my team's turf war experience with a charge weapon.

>mayo had tim,bumnuggler,rainy and goji

fucking mayo fags can't win without the good players on their side

Can anyone give me some kind of guide to abilities, chunks and stacking?

>Creating Trump tier propaganda to justify winning for furries.
We live in a world where victory outlives truth.

sexy piercing?

pry the snail out use the shell as a fleshlight.

>be ketchupfag pretending to be a mayofag pretending to be a ketchupfag

The rabbit hole goes deeper

which twitter did you get this from

>yfw you aren't a ketchcuck

Sabotaging doesn't actually do anything.
The tiny percentage of players doing it are outweighed by not only the tiny percentage of players on the OTHER team also sabotaging, but all the people actually playing.

So in the end with there only being a 3 snail difference. The ones who win are the ones who picked the choice they actually like or... it's waifu wars.

Former Ketchup Queen here, gg Mayos.

>It's gonna happen this time I swear
Heard it all before let's just wait for reality and if it's what your describe then sweet

>don't shitpost about either side
>don't have any investment in the results
>have a good time overall
Glad the reward's not much different either way. I hope Salmon Run starts supplying sea snails after the splatfests are over, kind of sucks that the only way to upgrade gear is a limited resource. Especially when you can get new copies of the same gear from splatnet that will override your upgraded gear and waste snails.

Literally who

which is better, ink saver main or ink recovery? i'm leaning towards recovery.

>playable Octolings coming

what will you do when they come?

>ketchcuck
I'm trying to say it but it just doesn't roll off the tongue

Anyway, yes, go Team Mayo!

Meanwhile on Zone's twitter!

Oh, didn't expect this thread to get used, I sorta left it for dead. Rather obsolete too since it was made before the results, sorry anons.

A true Mayo would never share furry porn, user

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All the ketchup vs ketchup matches I had won all easily, yet I struggled to carry my team in ketchup vs mayo matches.

We deserved to lose with the amount of retards I had to carry. Absolutely unacceptable.

Rewrite history and claim grand shit about octos having been royalty of an ancient sea urchin civilization

What a hypocritical piece of shit. Is there a reason people pay attention to him?

>FURRIES WON?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>THEY CAN'T WIN! REEEEEEEEE!
>I KNOW! THE FURRIES DIDN'T REALLY WIN, BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL ACTUALLY ON KETCHUP
Y-yeah, that's it

Ketchup had srb2dude. Always bet against black bby!

These drinks don't do fucking shit.
I started wearing 3 blank 3 slotted Tentatek gear which is more likely to give Ink Recovery Up. And I drunk the Ink Recovery Up drink and so far 5 of my 9 slots have NOT come up Ink Recovery Up.
These drinks do shit all.

>Best stay out of my Headspace
But your head has enough space for everyone, Pearl!

Go watch modifuckers

>people are still so delusional that they think people only picked ketchup for marina
Or you know, go outside once and a while and realize how much more popular ketchup is than mayo in America.

>him

old /ink/ players

Reminder that Octolings reproduce through budding and that bottom picture is fake as fuck. Stay assmad Octoslobs.

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>lmao post your closest games guys
Who's laughing now?

That's how the game is supposed to be played.

no, octarians reproduce by budding
completely different

I could've sworn that I saw a video of a playable octoling crossing it's tentacles like Octavio

There really is a Pepe for everything isn't there?

CARLOS

>Ketchup mirror match
>seabagging, spawn camping, synchronized curling bombing, waterboarding

>Mayo mirror match
>squid parties, friend invites, turkey sandwiches

>Trying to accept defeat while displacing the blame

Press X and go to Status > Ability to see what each ability does and how many chunks you have of each. To attach one ability into a slot, you need 10 chunks, increasing by 10 for every duplicate already there. So if you wanted to make a full Run Speed Up shirt, you'd need 60 chunks. If you want to shorten this time, try using a drink and play games with your gear. If you randomly roll two of the ability onto your gear, you'll only need 30 for that last slot, cutting it in half.

For stacking the game uses diminishing returns and it's different for a bunch of abilities in the game now so look for people testing that shit on youtube.

>When someone saved your image and more or less repeats your post

no Octolings ARE Octarians
exactly the same thing

Where was that octoling evolution posted or is it fake?

>already r34 of dusk lycanroc
how does Mayo do it?
>much more popular ketchup is than mayo in America
fucking this, I went on Mayo even though I hate mayo and fully expected it to lose because I couldn't pass up white ink, it becoming the defacto furry team made this shit even more hilarious to me

I did about the same thing and only got one ink recov up. Yet my shirt rolled 3x stealth...

>male octolings don't exi-

True we had a lot of kiddos and newbies on our side too.
I won and lead my team to victory often.

No, people pick ketchup because it's a condiment they use much more often than Mayo. (Who the fuck uses mayo for for fries?) Notice how at restaurants it's Ketchup and Mustard, not ketchup and Mayo?

What's REALLY ironic if they used any of the old splatfest rules, popularity would have carried Ketchup to victory.

>all this shitposting over 3 snails
>all this complaining about shitty teams in a game actively marketed towards children

anyone who played past getting royalty is ridiculous, desu senpai.

I love how Marie always looks done with everything.