Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1118

What?? I don't understand.

Stop that.

leave hibbers to me

>Bullying hibbers
You're about to get Haruharu~ed

Don't make her eat that poor rabbit.

Remember to get fit or Daidouji will punch you in the dick

I haven't posted here much recently so I will use this occasion to proclaim my everlasting love for Murasaki.

Look how sad she is, even her mouth is crying.
Please stop that.

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I hate breasts.

Is your refrigerator running?

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Being a good instructor to Yomi!

A good intructor doesn't fall for a ninja's low-level bait.

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Enjoying Yomi!

Yes, why wouldn't it be?

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Then why don't you eat my ass?

That's unhygienic.

>mfw senrans are posting in this thread and disguise themselves as anons
>mfw those senrans openly admit on what they want to do to the other senrans instead of surprising said senrans

Are you a Senran too?

If I were to say no, would you believe me after what I posted?

It's clearly Haruka.

>tfw in alternate universe Senrans post on image board about their favourite Anons

This explains so much!
I must secretly be Imu!

>Haruka is actually the user who keeps calling her a pig so she can see which Anons jump to her defense and would make good Slaves

Haruka can't keep any slaves anymore. The one time she did the rest of the team started to complain on how much noise they made. Not only that, but there simply isn't that much room in the hobo cave to hold any additional people.

>implying Mistress Haruka didn't offer us to keep living with her if we dig deeper holes so we have a place to live in
>implying Mistress Haruka doesn't do it every time we have to move caves
She tells us that we either dig the holes or she will dispose of us!
She doesn't even force us or use violence at all while digging, we do it on our own volition as fast as we can because we want to be close to Mistress Haruka!

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Top tier paizuri senran art.

How should I deal with my irrational hatred towards Pigstress?

One throwaway line of dialogue from Haruka in the shinobi room says that the cave apparently has a basement where she keeps her slaves. It is likely that this is a hallucination of hers caused by inhaling noxious fumes from her chemicals, losing her real slaves, and being fucking crazy in general from her childhood problems.

Is it weird that something being impregnable generally has nothing to do with whether or not it can be impregnated

These are the thoughts that haunt me when I wake up early and can't go back to sleep

You should submit yourself to her commands, wants and needs and learn just how nice it is to serve Mistress and make her happy for the rest of your life!

I'm starting to think it's not that irrational.

Loliconder Hanzo set when?

Let me go back to sleep.

Have you tried calling her fat and stuff? That works for me.

PIGSTRESS IS FAT!
FAT!

Nah I don't feel different.

Homura snores like a goddamn chainsaw.
Yomi is too afraid to go the bathroom during the night.
Hikage never goes to sleep on time, and keeps the lights on late into the night.
Mirai sleeptalks.
Haruka keeps on waking up during the night.

>Homura snores like a goddamn chainsaw.
Cute.

Hikage sleeps during the day so she can be the night watch. Or so she claims, anyway.

What does Mirai sleeptalk about? Oppai?

>Yomi is too afraid to go the bathroom during the night.
That's adorable.
I want to be her night-time chaperone!

Sleep talk is usually barely audible incoherent nonsense

>Yomi is too afraid to go the bathroom during the night.
She used to be! Not any more, though!

I want to be there with a cup of freshly brewed Horlicks for Mistress Haruka when she wakes up in the middle of the night!

That is the most boring answer possible.

Yumi thinks sleeping is evil until she gets so tired that she practically falls over on the spot.
Yozakura constantly tries to make everyone else sleep on time.
Minori hates to go to sleep early, and she wakes up early as well.
Murakumo tries to draw late to the night.
Shiki claims that she goes to sleep early, but really she tries to sneak away to party during the night.

It's true though

Don't worry Yomi, Kafuru still wets the bed!

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>Murakumo tries to draw late to the night.

That sounds comfy as fuck. I want to take up drawing so I can do it late at night after shutting off the computer!

Asuka honestly sleeps relatibely normally, but wakes up before anyone else really.
Ikaruga is like a machine; powers down when she needs to and powers up like that.
Katsuragi always sleeps in weird positions and mutters to herself in her sleep.
Hibari spends like half a hour playing with plushies before going to bed.
Yagyuu keeps on turning and twisting in her sleep.

>Yagyuu keeps on turning and twisting in her sleep.
I knew it! It happens to me to.

>Homura snores like a goddamn chainsaw.
Delete this slander! Homura does not snore that loudly!

It's perfectly acceptable for her to do it, she's just a cute kid after all

>Ikaruga is like a machine; powers down when she needs to and powers up like that.
Wish I could do that.

>Katsuragi always sleeps in weird positions and mutters to herself in her sleep.

It's true!

>thingken of oppai

Asuka looks cute with her hair down.

That poor pillow thought it was just going to be used as a pillow. Instead it is being sexually harassed!

It had to go to years of counselling after that!!!

aaaww hibbers and yags

No one's really sure how Miyabi sleeps. She locks herself to her room every night.
Imu sleeps with her staff for reasons.
Murasaki has mastered the art of sleep. Of course that doesn't mean her sleep schedule isn't problematic.
Ryoubi does "stuff" after everyone has gone to sleep.
Ryouna claims she sleepwalks, but really she says that so that someone will cuff her to her bed.

Why is Hebijo so lewd?

What is "stuff"?

I bet Miyabi struggles to sleep so she listens to music to help.

Does Katsuragi wake up to fondle the other girls?

I just realized that Tom won't be in the credits anymore.

Yeah, he won't. And for a really fucking stupid reason too.

No, her sleep is really heavy. I bet that'd be the other girls' alarm if she wasn't so sleepy.

Grope alarm?

Yumi lays rigidly in bed on her back with her arms at her side, as boring as you can possibly imagine.
Yozakura lays on her side spooning her pillow wishing it was her user.
Murakumo sleeps with the covers pulled over her head, just in case someone comes by her sleeping they won't see her face
Shiki usually doesn't sleep, she goes on midnight walks that nobody knows about, but when she does sleep she lays on her back with her arms crossed across her chest like a mummy and its more of a hibernation than a sleep
Minori sleeps in fetal position with her thumb in her mouth

>Bring surprise pet home for Ryouna.
>She is disappointed.
Why?
>"That can't fuck me!"

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I need an adult!!!

I AM AN ADULT

squeal piggy
squeal

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Didn't know Haruka could clone herself

A Mistress for every man!

This snek IS going to breed with you, you have no choice in the matter. Just accept your fate and enjoy it. You might even survive!

Now none of us will be virgins!

Name just a single Senran that is more feminine and girly than Miyabi.
You can't.

If I died while breeding with snek I’d die a happy man.

Daidouji

Katsuragi and Shiki, considering those are Senrans she goes to for advice on femininity, even though Katsunee is a bit of a tom herself.

You have to be dominant with Hikage in bed, otherwise she will see you as prey and devour you whole!

Making Yumi your dairy cow!

Paizuri from Yumi with her milk as lube!

>___Leo___