Driving naked

ikr broseff

I haven't driven naked but I have driven with my dick out

>Not keeping your bp clean at all times

>rain

Why would you want your sweaty asshole on your seats?

see

>not having a perfectly cleaned butt at all times

>already wearing a waterproof gimp suit and riding an overkill sportbike with cornering ABS and traction control to make up for its ferrari-tier braking and acceleration

checkmate
and /dbt/ asks "hurr why people ride liters my all analog used 600 is gud enuf"

>he doesnt do daily enemas and proper douching

This actually strips the protective layer of mucus from your guts and makes them home to more persistent colonies of even worse bacteria until you let it return and wash them away.

Actually wiping your ass in 2k18 lol

>he doesn't house colonies of bacteria in his ass

>durrrrr idz conFAE
faggot or thot detected, the only thing you should be doing at night is mid night club on the autobahn and dorifto in the toegay

this

#BacteriafugeesWelcome

>after having a few beers

>Not sniffing the seat right after she gets out gtfo normie

i don’t even care if this is bait just fuckoff

kek'd

>rains
can't ride
>snows
can't ride
>sunny
Dies from car accident

>hot leather seats burning my balls
>cold leather seats freezing my balls

No thank you.

>leather interior

sunny
>overheat and die from the fucking hot weather and black gimp suit
road is dirty and gravelly
>have to go super slow
cold outside
>literally freeze to death
ice outside
>literally fly all over the place and freeze to death
snow
>literally fly all over the place survive impact since snow and freeze to death
a corner
>get outhandled by a muscle car

normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

driving alone at night through major cities with a beer two in you while smoking on a night with the perfect temperature are possibly among the comfiest moments of life.

until the day when you run into a police patrol smelling like booze and weed

Thats why you /edibles/

Bi-yearly I go hard core with cleaning my car but being that I’m not the first owner I would never let my exposed asshole touch a seat that’s been used by other people for years

still shows up positive on the test negro

Not wearing seat belt.

This happens all the time in Commiefornia
people.com/crime/car-crashes-dentist-office-california/

What test? I'm not getting pulled over in the first place.

>after having a few beers

...

>mfw I request 2nd story apartment thinking it's safer

Imagine if it was during working hours, a patient sitting in a dentist chair on the second floor of a building, suddenly a fucking car smashes through the wall.

>It's safer to be thrown from the car!
they unironically would have lived if they had a seat belt on. roof held up amazingly well.

but it's Comfy!

I love to drive bottomless, stroking my fucking cock. Yanking it to all the fine bitches at uni, the mall.
My cloth seats are crusty as fuck. I just wipe my cum on them. Or ill save the loads in a jar to throw at niggers lol
So gay

cagers in full damage control mode tonight.
too lazy to shitpost about filtering but
blah blah traffic stuck filtering fast me you slow

fuck can you believe how fast that car is rotating. even in slow motion that looks insane

i think he was just showing another example of no seatbelts... but yeah

>naked
>leather seats

urgh, i'd pay not to have to do that. different story if the seats were cloth though

>cagers
Cringe.

first thing I thought of after looking at her side boob

>that hand placement
no wonder bitches always wreck

ONE NAKED MAN

I think it was to get away with the picture. That weird hand placement was for her arm to cover the tit