/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

nerf fucking when

would hang out with/10

throw disruptors blub blub
shoot people bang bang
fire missiles pow pow

I remember the nozzlenose, but it ain't a burst shot weapon.

I had to use the most fugly of unfresh gear to get it to work this time though. I'll put more effort into it when I get more ability chunks.

Shit that's a good drawing

How do I make a Splatoon 2 gf?

well the splatbrella is literally a shotgun so I guess we'll just have to wait for that to come out. I wonder how effective it'll actually be ingame, I didn't get much of an impression in single player

Rev up those last 50 battles

Get someone's friend code from here and never ever ever voice chat or meet up.

Yeah, we'll have to see how effective the spread shot will be.

>Map rotates 1 battle before my A+ ok mark now
God dammit to hell
>Tower Control again in two hours
Fine, I can cool off until then. Now for Salmon Run.

get on discord I guess

Who's trying to salmon run right now?

>goo tuber
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>splatted by woomy butt

Git to work

I'm curious to see how effective the umbrella blocking will be. Often in single player it made more sense to just get out of the fucking way than block it but in multiplayer you dont always have the luxury to run.

I think it'll be great against longer range auto-shooters, such as the Splattershot Pro, but less effective against splash damage like the Blasters. I assume that simply looking up with the shield out can nullify some damage from arced shots, especially from things like Sloshers, but we'll have to see where it goes once it's live.

When default as fuck but can't go all the way

>your weaponfu will not be returning this game
What's her name /ink/

So, this is the power of B-...

we lost

I hope you realize everyone in town is also with your weaponfu

Original Hero Splattershot Replica. Maxed out the total Ink coverage with her ;~;

range blaster. i-it'll come back, right guys?

I honestly wish it wasn't the tentatek I never really liked it's loadout. But I love Octolings and the Octoshot was my baby dammit.

>got caught lizening to calamari inkantation in my car the other day

Hot tips, will use

Inkzooka

I am going to FUCK this octopus

>two charge weapons
>one of them is the shittiest charger available

R.I.P.

N-Zap '83
Give me my fucking point sensors and baller and famicom colors reeeeeeeee

>kill 3 guys on the enemy team
>check map to see where your guys are at to prep a push
>somehow all died
I wish we could save replays to I can understand how retarded people can be

Daily reminder of the truth
>Ketchups, disgused as Mayos posted furry art
>Ketchup used their false flag to slander Mayo, causing Mayo to lose the popularity vote
>The selfless Mayos spent all their time reporting Ketchups filthy, filthy porn
>Mayo had no time to report their own
>Mayo wins, despite its crippled numbers

Good news! We did a business, and increased our profit margins! Great success, everyone!

Any artists wanna draw my woomy, preferably doing business?

Hydra will be back but not with bubbler

How's your sex life, /ink/?

>System Settings
>Users
>Add User
>join ketchup
>sit at spawn watching netflix hitting the fire button to not activate the auto logout

Woomy/10

I can somewhat agree.

still me :'(

Me and my girlfriend Marina make incredible sex every night, it's awesome

this run is fucking pain
dualies are the only thing that can get work done

who the fuck designed this worthless charger

You are not fresh, but your set is incredible in theme.

I rate it a "would promote to shift manager"/10

Reminder:
mayofags got anally annihalated. :^)

I got tilted that game. I know I have to git gud, but what the fuck man. Worst part is I was in that roller's previous game on the same team and lost with him already. He did the same shit, pushed mainstage into their spawn and inked their entire spawn. Fucking hell.

Or the more likely option that kids would only pick ketchup and never mayo, therefore higher percentage of kids on the ketchup team and kids are shit at games hence why mayo won.

I've only seen my girlfriend twice since Splatoon came out, and the second time only because she was worried because no one had seen me outside of work for days

I may have a problem

>sniper in salmon run
>cant defend myself from even the smallest fries

Aaaaa who thiught this was ok??

B-

What are the weapons? and why doesnt it tell you in the app

Real talk, though, just stay the fuck away from everyone and remember that it's always better to have the higher ground. And wear ink saver main

goo tuber...

yeah
leanny.github.io/splat2/

How the fuck do I git gud? I'm literally a shitter right now.

How are people posting full resolution screenshots? The ones I upload to Twitter are at 1200 x 675 pixels but I'm seeing bigger screenshots.

>won every A+ match
>lose first S rank match
Looks like you're not where you belong

>goo tuber
oh boy
i forgot that shit existed, i thought you guys were talking about the new e-liter or something
what are the other weapons

stop using the memeshot jr

Thanks. This things sure as hell does guzzle ink.

It's hilarious how even in S rank lots of people just straight up won't walk through a poison mist bubble even if it's for the objective. They just stop in their tracks unless they're already in it.

>level 26
man I wish I could level up faster, I'm B+ in everything but still 21, I want my mini splatling already. Everytime I pop an EXP ticket though, it seems like the game goes into fuck you mode

Remember to splat that MF report button

Splatterscope you have a point
However any other non-scoping charger the problem might be with you. quick charge, generally one shots specials like steel head or steel eel

oh you know I am

Grab a crutch weapon and carry your team to victory.

Open the image before saving

NIgga I was on Team Ketchup and that shit was not remotely funny and was just a bunch of samefags

Use a better weapon for starters

Also play a lot

Also, remeber that it's better to run away and live than it is to die and have to respawn

Also, remember the objective is a distraction, don't focus in it until you have a numbers advantage unless t's already in play

Never superjump into combat but if you have a charger/splatling/squelcher hangin back from the action, jump to them

If the RM is deep on your side just jump off a ledge and reset it to the center for free instead of fighting to get back to neutral

Ink off an enemy's escale route and THEN shoot them. If you outrange them, shoot the ground in front if them to keep them from advancing.

Throw bombs at snipers

I'm still not over her

Go back to turf war and get all your freshness bonuses

Yeah I should probably be in "S-" in all these modes. I do well in A+ and get wrecked in S, the enternal dance between the two ranks.

holy shit this is the worst salmon run weapon rotation. How is anyone expected to get shit done with these?

>range blaster with suction bomb and ink storm
my new main, fellas

I never want to team because I'm afraid I'll drag you guys down :(

I masturbate regularly.

>get the fucking enema bag on wave three
thanks for letting me clean out my insides before I get fucked in the ass

I got a rimjob earlier, why?

I masturbate irregularly

the goo tuber is terrible, it probably isn't a fair comparison since I can't find a chart, but even the jet sequlcher has more range than it
could be worse, at least there's only one brush, and it's the less shittier one

considering Craigslist after a couple years of no action

but I feel like that's the quickest way to get pozzed up

Don't look at it as gitting gud. Identify one thing at a time that you want to improve, then do everything you can to improve it until you feel you've mastered it. Keep doing this forever.

dead in the water

>tfw love the memeshot jr

This match was actually TC before the rotation hit. I don't enjoy the longer range fights which is why I ended up gravitating to the memeshot jr and sploosh. Also I can't aim.

You'll get there, we'll all make it to where we want to be someday.

how good will the CRB be with burst bombs

I have horrible self image so I don't even bother. I'd just feel bad for whoever I'm with since I doubt they would actually like me

>Close range
>can't aim

Bucket your way to the top

Seriously though, aiming will come with time. You got 13 kills that round, I think you have more of a strategy problem than a combat one.

Hey /ink/. I'm a casual looking for some endgame gear to use with shooters. Thinking about ink saver (main) and run speed. Is ink resistance worth using or should I go for something else?

>high tide grillers round 1

1 main inkres is nice, 2 is great, 3 is a waste.

strawpoll.com/wwc86f4s

Just interested to know what most of y'all are using

how the fuck do you use this thing?