N/o/rcal Revival 復活

sounds good, i'll be there

Can u get Calvin to come?

Watch out n/o/rcucks. we're comin with our dicks out

>bought a new car
>bitch even passed smog
>considering going to SF for tot day anyway
perhaps

good luck

Who wants to fuck.
Hurry up and reply. I want niggas to bless my girl from the back.
5 niggas. Who down? She suck ya like Hoover. I'm 6 ft 4, she's 5 ft 5.
Leggo niggas. Shoot me twitter handle and dm some dick pics for my girl.
Ill send nudes of my girl too. See if you still down to fuck her senseless with me

>we're comin with our dicks out
this is how everyone comes u degenerate gopnik

This is the worst attempt to score dick pics I've ever heard.

that's just wacko jacko

no, the english is too good

>no helpful infographic
is this meet a ruse?
am i gonna get mugged?

Yeah but everyone in the group is a 5'8" soyboy

what about neon?
i don't want him to take my butt cherry

Fuxk you nigga. Bet.
Hoe ass baby dicks need not apply.
So excuse yourself, pussy
Fuck you too
Missin out on some good pussy

walked out on us just like his father

:<

Last Norcal meet? vimeo.com/249350004

My nigga just got in there probably going to go there in the fall

>not posting vimeo.com/249329618
i thought u ded

I am

youtube.com/watch?v=dHRqHfT9Nfo&feature=youtu.be
neat

what are these meet ups like?

you get murdered

Lots of fun
lots of sperging
some crashing

i have a comically bad car and can't go, but im curious. i actually live in norcal too.

pass but I respect your hustle

something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=qmQU997ztzo

>comically bad
but is it worse than a '94 chrysler town and country?

2001 ford taurus

you mean MY nigga

woah shit, it's back? now i can still not end up showing up to any of these, nice

u should totally come
also do u need any parts for your drivers side door?

u forgot ur trip calvin

i'm not a rotaryfag, i'm just too autistic to show up for this stuff

bring your comically bad car faggot
even if you crash we'll help you out of the wreck

one of our guys even has a tow hitch and spare gas just in case (^:

>vimeo.com/249329618
>Erik after transition in video OWO

Yeah ok I might show up to the meet if "she" looks like that now, but I meant what I said at the hotel. I'd just be driving and chilling otherwise.

i must say marauderfag has a lovely voice

oh shit r u a new x-file?
is plastic dana and paunchy mulder gonna set u free?

i would go but im retarded and put on lowering springs and my shocks were shitty so I kinda bounced all the way up to the observatory last saturday

OP here. Do you any of you boys wanna make a classic n/o/rcal infographic? I'm bringing my 93 civic if I can get it running in time. Otherwise I'll probably be riding with a friend.

I might come if I don't get overloaded with classwork. I'll turn around after the junction though, I don't want the flashbacks to make me crash on Mines road.
>going back down the mt. hamilton the way I came up
fuck that's steep

no but i could use some other parts.

if this thread 404s make a new one around that time. i may have to go to this shit

no I did not

thats no reason to not come

hows your car doing

too bad all i had was a door and I scrapped it
>need parts
go to the PnP in windsor u will not regret

>I'll probably be riding with a friend
You mean your daki?

you coming calvin

Nah I have a buddy who is gonna come. I might catch a ride in his bimmer rather than bring my civic.

Godspeed.

>mfw the route ends at krispy creme

Did you get this route from an old thread? The meet is supposed to end once everyone exits Mines Road. People only went up to Antioch to watch futa porn at neonnig's place

The nig is gone. Please don't bring that disrespected nigger into this. Let's just say he went full chimp.

Bump

Has anyone heard from S2K?

>what did he mean by this?

How’s that smog life treating you, calicucks?

Love,
/hou/

>your daki
Tempted to bring muh waifu for the keks, but too /spooked/ one of you fags will steal her from me

air smells good

>worried about smelly manchildren stealing ur gf
You'd have to be some uggo manlet to be this concerned

Speaking from experience at /hou/ and as a proud Texan, the roads here in N/o/rcal are better. Sorry m9

He died.

>driving speed limit on highways with your group

for fucks sake, you guys still use this embarrassing video to advertise your group youtu.be/aApiolM62J4

if socal didn't crash every time they meet, you'd be a bigger joke than them but instead you just fly under everyone's radar since you don't even try to do anything impressive

>mfw living in a state that doesn’t crush you car for modding it
>mfw living in a state with countless backroads and cheap track days
>mfw norcucks had to come to our thread to beg for advice on restarting their group
>mfw the simple act of living in Texas triggers calicucks as much as Trump being their president

Stay mad, calicucks.

My car is modded and not crushed

California doesnt crush cars dude LMAO. They just wont give u reg, at which point it becomes an "offroad only vehicle"

CA literally has more unique and modded cars than all of texas

Bretty gud, no one here follows smog laws anyways. A black smog only costs 300 shekels and a brown friend who can vouge for you

come on boys

i'll probably be able to make it
t. grey wrx

best parking options near civic center/city hall?

Millbrae bart station and bart in ya dummy

Bump

Who giving boi pucci?

We don't need the government to crush our cars, we do it ourselves at these meets

I've reported this information to the police and the California highway patrol

Y'all mothafuckas don't know how to drive. If I show up will it be another crash fest?

Will I be murdered? I don't want to go if I get murdered

>insert cuck user’s wife reporting meet to the CHP here

Is getting ran off the by a poorfag low skilled driver in a civic with peeling paint murder? If so then yes, you will be murdered.

Should I bring a gun? Will others be bringing guns?

Considering showing up in my e82 but my rear tires are /trash/. Am I in for a bad time on mines if I attempt it?

>also
Did someone say boipussy? :^)

>Should I bring a gun?
Nah, save brining your fun out for when we have the annual /ko/ meetup in CenCal over the summer

>will others be bringing guns?
Probably, there’s always guaranteed to be at least one CCW edgelord that shows up to these kind of functions

You're only allowed to bring a gun if you show up in a technical.

>if you show up in a technical.
TFW no semi-modern Hi-Lux I can mount my 30cal in the bed of

No he posts everyday about ghost. He is a big guy.

>be /n/
no, not doing that
>late night parking in a costco
is this any gud?

shouldn't be that bad if you play it safe

Soma Costco? It's alright. Ur near the grimy nightlife of SF tho. (Raves and leather clubs). It's a bit far from civic center tho.

There was no crash fest