Tfw no garage

This wojack is funny as shit, he's just fat and smoking in the dark. There's gotta be more wojacks and pepes in the dark.

it can fit a dirtbike and a street bike and all the tools /space youll need to work on,you should just acquire finer taste my dude

You can save it my friend

Ontario?

Ontario has lots of twisties

>Mfw 40 acres
>No neighbors
>attached garage for parking
>detached 2 bay shop
>big ass barn for storage

>>bf

nigga where

>tfw garage but don't wrench

no, dutchland. there are actually 0 mountains or higher land here. Most land is below sea level

Would like to go on a roadtrip through yurop but with a fun car and friends, that i both lack

I know, and it's not just the fact that he's in the dark. The smoking fat wojaks radiate an atmosphere of exhaustion, dissatisfaction and anxiety. The darkness just adds yet another dimension to this wojak. The only thing that's missing is an angry expression on his face, but it's still a masterpiece.

>dad is really big car guy
>growing up he had a two car garage and a 3 acre back yard
>i grew up with divorced parents who lived in trailers where you couldn't change your own oil in the driveway without a fine
>talking to dad about car problem I'm having
>he says 'back in my day i woulda already had it apart and back together by now'
>yeah, that'd be nice, but it's winter and I havea gravel driveway.

>not owning a shop building
>not owning a lift to work on your shit box

Jesus Christ how horrifying

well it's not like anything is going to happen unless it's sunday

>move into a nice apartment complex
>normal cars, quaint, quite neighborhood
>buy a Camaro 2SS
>roommate buys a C6
>neighbor 1 buys a Charger Scat Pack
>neighbor 2 buys a new bright blue wrapped 370Z
>neighbor 3 buys a Foxbody Cobra
>mornings are now a glorious symphony of rumbly cold starts
>feel personally responsible

>Live in a trailer
>Cool to work on cars
>Decide to change trans fluid on my coon barge
>Drop pan and get trans fluid all over me and the ground
>Grunt in frustration and roll out.
>My back feels like i got peppered with a shotgun from the jagged rocks I was laying on.
>Get drunk to numb the pain and put it back together.

Hopefully I can get a garage in a couple years gravel driveways suck ass.

>be me
>18, senior in high school, living with parents at the time
>buy a shitbox miata to wrench on and thrash on weekends
>needs a lot of work, working on it in the driveway every day
>neighbor across the street complains about a broken car accross the street thats ruining property values
>not even selling his house
>cuck landlord says to get the car out of the driveway
>parents say have it gone in a week or sell it, they call a scrapyard at make an appointment to pick it up
>6 days later I fix eveeything and move it out of the driveway
>mfw i parked it outside of neighbors house until i moved out
>mfw theres nothing he could do because its a public street
>mfw i still park the miata there to this day whenever i get a chance

>Garage
>gf uses it for storage and my racecar has to sit in the back yard

>live with parents because poor uni student
>own shitbox WRX
>parents both own fuckhuge SUVs that don't even fit in the garage
>"I guess the garage is all yours, user"

Too bad I only have another year before I graduate and move out, I don't think I'll be able to afford a place with a garage for a while...

>>>>"ruining property value"
what an enormous faggot, im glad you stuck it to him user.

lets see your 17 non runners

>tfw no garage installed to my house but a backyard
>tfw I bought a well structured garage tent to put in my backyard

great feels

like this?

>tfw steep driveway
>tfw narrow urban road
cant have my car on the road for more than a hour or 2 at a time or people cant get past

Pretty jel
Especially if it's all heated

Narrow roads are cool you bus rider

More than 17 lol, I have a small junkyard, i scrap all the junk every few years

The attached garage and shop are. Barn is old as fuck, just for storage mostly

>>neighbor across the street complains about a broken car accross the street thats ruining property values
>>not even selling his house
>>cuck landlord says to get the car out of the driveway
>>parents say have it gone in a week or sell it, they call a scrapyard at make an appointment to pick it up
Are you serious? I this even a thing in the US aka The Land of the Free™?

>turn a spanner

need said pics of wrx

Being this cucked.

Stop living in the randstad bruh. I live in Groningen, tons of fun roads, 30 minutes from unrestricted Germoney. I have a regular family house ("rijtjeshuis") for 650 eurobucks per month, try to get that in Amsterdam. Pretty comfy as a student desu

yee.

Depending on where you live, HOA (Home Owner Associations) are the most unfriendly, strict, asinine forms of "local government".
Basically, you buy a house in a development, well before you moved there, an HOA bought the front house and got permission from the developers to have tennis courts, a pool, a gym, or some kind of gimmicky shit to get normies to want to join. They have annual fees and elections/rotating seats. They also have rules that everyone in the HOA, or if it gets permission from the developer, the entire community. Some developments require you to join the HOA or you can't buy the house. They're pitiful because only boomers, loser neighbors, and cucks actually sign up/run/put themselves on the rotating seats.
Example: I live in an HOA area that for some fucking reason, says I that motorcycles can't park in the parking lot. When my brother stays over for a while, they'll mail me letters threatening to tow it. They sent me one on Christmas while he was here, and me, thinking it was a bluff, just told him to leave it.
>out walking my dogs and see a tow truck pull in
>call my bro, he hops on his bike and just drives up and down the block for 15 minutes
>tow guy waits, sees he's not going to be towing anything, and leaves
>HOA tapes a fucking letter on my door the next day trying to bill me for the tow truck
>$200.00
>Write go fuck yourself on it in black sharpie
>Go to HOA building
>Use a punch set to knock the eyehole out of the door
>Roll the bill up nice and tightly and push it in the hole

They tried to sue me, so I called my lawyer and asked him to review my housing contract.
>mfw I never actually signed the HOA contract
>I'm not legally a part of the HOA
>I continue to this day to do whatever the fuck I want

I did have to pay to repair the door though, worth the $50 for pedro to shittily wood glue it back in.
>they still send me letters and tape HOA stuff on my door despite knowing I'm not a part of it.

>tfw have to rent a garage in another part of town

>tfw two garages but they are full of shit and 50km away

>I don't think I'll be able to afford a place with a garage for a while...

Did you pick a degree in womyns studies or something?