/wtg/ - War Thunder General

shit man i'm grinding the leo

IS-6 PICKLE RIIIIIICK!

Leo HESH is exactly the same

It's terminal

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Maybe this is more your taste

Hey if Boris comes back and if he really works for gijian and isn't baiting us maybe we should remind him of his masters scummy practices and threatening people in the past.

when

the teeth and black look cool, but get rid of the eyes and the Hellsing emblem

>Been teamkilling Spitniggers all day on my alt account in advance of going on vacation for a week
>Buttblasted teab DMs me "Explain why you TKed me or I will report you to the administrators"
>"You do that"

Fucking kek

>ywn disembowel anton and shit in his guts

>ywn sneak into Anton's home while he's away
>ywn hunt down and replace all of his fire extinguishers with non-functioning replicas
>ywn set a picture of an FPE module that hasn't been researched in a highly visible location for him to see when he arrives
>ywn block the doors and set the building on fire and listen as he finds out none of his extinguishers work

>Slavic pottery

Hope you have enough GE for the Chi-Nu II.

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>ywn take anton's newborn child and amputate all its limbs and put it a onsie that has the Parts graphic on the chest

How do I stop checking my KDR after every game?

>ywn stop anton's wifes heart then hand him an AED that doesn't work and tell him he needs to unlock parts as he desperately presses the button

You could stop being a faggot for starters

ok now what?

You're done.
Congratulations.

Now suck my dick

Where are you from?

>ywn break into gijian headquarters
>ywn break into Antons office
>ywn break into his sekret documents
>ywn look at sekret documents
>ywn realize it's a bunch of shit either he drew or Stalin drew while having a seizure

Holy shit, once the Su-6 has new 37mm cannons unlocked its a fucking ground attack MONSTER

>tired of hp bars?
>play with invisible hp bars!
fucking savage

>tiger getting flanked in the fucking pornhub sidebar ad
bias

>>/wotg/

>tired of HP bars?
>play with the worst latency and hit registration issues since Battlefield 3 released, except we're 5 years into this mess and have no excuses for being such a shitty dev!

This is probably some guy shilling referral accounts for GE

/wtg/-war thunder general shitlord uprising edition

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wIL28y98-98

>that wot style crosshair

+10 GE

>kill 7 tier 5 tanks in realistic
>capture a point
>get less RP than arcade assault
Slavs unironically need to be hung, drawn and quartered.

Is War Thunder a cover operation, planned to make the playerbase resent slavs so much that we glass Moscow?

Trump buys out gijian entertainment when?
Make internet planes and tanks great again when?

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wew, forgot to include link to previous thread

I saw someone with the pakwagen but aren't there only 6 marks of distinctions?

Has every teeb bought the fucking stridsvagn? Every time I don't outright quit against fully downtiered bongs I get rocketed to shit.

>Clearly mad cause bad
>clearly doesn't know how to flank
>clearly doesn't know how hard it is to use a tank with atgm

>that image

I've never gotten fucking killed by the rockets, and I fucking aced the crew for free

Can those rockets even explode? I recall the calliope's being bulletproof.

never gotten ammoracked in the strv desu

I don't think any rockets could when the post was made.Now maybe

besides, you dont need to ammorack the strv, it's a paper tank

I know the pakwagen is inherently awesome but do you recon the Type 63 might be fun? strictly AA speaking

>war thunder
>fun
You're a few years late.

Sekrit dokumints is funny because there isn't a single tech from WW2 worth keeping hidden

It's probably so the subhuman filth known as Russians can continue to pretend that their tech up to the 70s wasn't just Nazi tech.

I've been ammoracked in the Raketenjagdpanzer too many times to count.

same ammo, yet it's impossible to rack the Strv.

Maybe they bought the next set of tasks for 799 GE?

Do golden wagers ever expire if you don't play the tier that it's with?just activated one by accident only nation I have to complete it with is germany and I and touched that shit right now

how would you do that when there's only 6 marks of distinction for sale

oh I thought you could buy the one for tomorrow too, my bad

I only get killed by the ATGM if I destroy the tank's gun breech. They'll try to hit my with it and usually miss because they aren't practiced with it, but its use is not to underestimated in my experience.

BUURRRRP God's not real Morty
the redditor begins to chuckle
L-life is pointless Morty, your URP parents are fucking idiots
the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
mmmm get schwifty
the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

i have 26k of GE since last christmas, when I bought the mega bunde or whatever
what do

Cold war bongs at 8.0 when

sell your account to a filthy brazilian
use the proceeds to buy an electrical cord
and hang yourself

era separation when

never tovarisch))) not enough players)) matchmaking would take longer)))))
and our soviet shitboxes wouldn't have nigh defenseless targets from 1945 to vaporize)))))))))))

exactly. thats all i want

i play all nations, my dude, i just find it ridiculous trying to enjoy my WW2 tanks vs post-WW2 tanks and vice versa

i just rolled out in my T-29 i havent used in 6 months, and its useless against lS-6

Js-3 mod 1916 for soviet reserve tank when

More very soviet reserves when?

just flank my dude)))

on kursk)))

>fighting chinks and russians that escaped their containmentservers
>they are hackers and cheaters

i shouldnt be suprised

Just got out of a game with a stug fireing like it had an auto cannon and his crew keep coming back to life
>feels something man

there is no cheater in war thunder tovarish

>teammate shoots the shit out of me while stealing a kill
>hold J and it says it's going to credit the teammate with the kill
>gives credit to an enemy
summary execution of every subhuman east of poland when?

>disable the turret of a T29, breech and horizontal ring
>start flanking it to get a shot at behind the tracks
>6 seconds later he starts turning the turret and one-shots me
>PRCAF roundel on the side of his turret

ROR WE ARR ROOK ARIKE!

>Pz.III M gets a beautiful shot at the side of my Jumbo
>this happens
I felt so fucking bad when I turned the turret and one-shot him, german 50mm post-pen damage is awful
what's even worse is that the engine and transmission damage wasn't even from him

>latewar simlineup has t34, is6 and type 60/61 in in

bravo gaijin!

I think I have found a Warthunder YouTube more cancerous then the rest
>only has Warthunder content on channel
>probably a payed shill shilling harder then all the rest
>that fucking voice
>no negative options on anything
>only german tanks are op
>premiums aren't op at all
I knew I found something special when he threatend to "name and shame" people on their stats if he disagreed with his options (link is only to the channel )

m.youtube.com/channel/UCQcsE99GFID9bhZHkHgWEPQ

The donkey might have used APCR. Don't feel bad for him.

>mid-war sim lineups get the PT-76
))))))))

>spicbee

wall when?

>he doesn't know the devastating powers of the Pz. III M's plasteel hull-penetrator fuel rod mini nukes
on a good day it chews through subhuman tanks

>those canned video thumbnails with HDR and awful post-processing that every shill video uses

I think he's genuinely autistic. I was watching his stream a few weeks ago and some guy in the chat criticized him on something, so slick searched up his name on thunderskill despite said guy repeatedly saying that wasn't his IGN. ended up bringing up his blunderskill page with actually average stats but lower efficiency than his and while showing it he kept saying "look at this" but in a weird way, like he was trying to sound cool and trying to le burn this guy but he didn't have the social capability to do so. he then brought up his own thunderskill page and said "look at this" but really quiet and similarly reeking of autism. I'd post the twitch video but it doesn't seem to be working right now.

Nah m8.
APHE all the way. Kills slavs dead.

35% discount on Slav party bus(t-35 ) is it worth it?

so, in summary, there isnt a single good warthunder youtuber left?
>bo only makes his "lyl le epic funneh situation" videos
>>>baron
>>>phly
>spicbee is an autistic retard that has grouped up with: mike, chicken and some other literally whos
and the biggest cunt of them all:
>orangedoom

>is it worth giving money to gaijin
no

the only good youtubers left are the small literal who ones

thinking about playing warthunder for the first time. is it viable to only play AA?