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> News
- Mayo won the Splatfest in all regions!
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed)

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

>View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.com/wwc86f4s
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
pastebin.com/3iDXhTtN
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>win ranked match with no KO
>get a lot of rank points
>win ranked match with KO
>get a small amount of rank points
What happened?

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dude seaweed lmao

>Deal with it
>Report
Dealt with!

>Fight the apocalypse
>Get paid in hats
I KNOW YOUR GAME, GRIZZ

how do I get good with the jet squelcher?

It's already been happening. This is in the game.

Best girl!

Hot squid! Get your hot squid here!

It depends on who you're matched up with.

fuck off furfag

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I just want to be a robot splatling.
Can I work around the mains?

I think I played against you earlier, you were annoying as fuck with the luna

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>favorite map
>least favorite map
>favorite mode
>ranks
>most anticipated update
>current feelings on the game

pic related
starfish or moray, though I still like them
RM or SZ
triple S+
finally getting our first new map
love it. everything from Splat1 is improved. just wish the updates were faster, like the first game

As is this.

Post inklings and inkling (male)s!

Gimme

Summer fun

I was asking a question, stop projecting

I hope you don't use crutch weapons user.

How do you know if it's grillers or glowflies?

One hot squid coming right up!

What are the dapple dualies anyway?
Is that a toothbrush?

Depending on whether I was on your team or the other team is whether I consider that a complement.

>hero variants aren't pictured
crutchfag detected

Best: Kinda hate all the maps desu. Musselforge if I had to pick
Worst: All the other maps :^)
Mode: Tower
Ranks: A/A+ everything
Update: idk
Thoughts: fun, but ranking up feels unrewarding and unchallenging and SR can be really gay sometimes. Fashion is supreme

IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

>he actually calls killing "splatting"

>first one has 1 A and 3 A-'s
>second has all 4 A-'s
>difference is one minus
I guess that makes sense.

Why does lag benefit the laggy player so much

That rank down animation looks painful, glad I've never had to see it

Too lazy to put every recolor, just put the weaponts with different stats.

>he gets kills

strawpoll.com/wwc86f4s

So the other day I posted this cause I was curious what most of you guys were maining. I only got about 50 or so votes and the N-ZAP was dominating pretty hard so this morning before work I linked the poll to reddit to see what would happen and all of a sudden the Aerospray, Octobrush, and Dualie Squelchers started topping the list.
What are your thoughts about these numbers? Also go ahead and add your votes in if you didn't get to yesterday when I originally posted this.

enemy team, it was splatzones on mussel. We got wiped if I remember right

>he actually calls splatting "killing "

Those are the true and honest weapons that show your dedication to the craft through trials of heroism.

What are currently considered the abilities to go for besides ink saver and resist?

They've got toothbrushes with paint attached to fishing line on the back because those dualies' name in JP is "Sputtery", referencing flicking paint on a canvas with a toothbrush in a sputtery fashion.

>No Sploosh
whew! glad to know im not a crutch!

Yeah that should work since splatling doesn't need much. Try getting ink recovery, ink saver main, and ink resistance as your sins.

Hey man put some foam on that edge you could hurt someone

this is what a crutchfag would lead you to believe

Not sure if this was the same guy who replied first to my post but I'm drawing this squid now.

It's because Reddit sucks, user.

Whaddup

Will someone PLEASE fix the colors in n the last panel?

Why? Are you assuming the one who's shooting is the same woomy? The other one got splatted, she's out of the game.

Not a samefag, as was a different squid who replied first

I really like this color scheme and I'm having trouble finding a better setup, because the abilities on this one are kinda lousy.

Glad to be of service then, as I do love squidbagging with my go-to Lunameme since the Splatoon 1 days, even after the nerf. You won't be seeing me anymore for a while now though, since I'm now S in Splat Zones.

Sheeeet I'll draw tonight and tomorrow then.

Anyone got Some funny screen-caps?

I got a kek out of this.

would you rub a woomys tummy if you had a bad day?

Yes. How is that even a question?

Oh look, the Grim Blaster promo art but the blaster is blacked out.

Only if they let me. I don't want to make her uncomfortable...

i think she's ok

How the hell did you remember a Luna player from a non-gameplay webm?

Fuck, I love this game.
It's just so fun, and makes me smile the whole time I play it.
So glad this game will last for years!

Not that user, but I hold grudges against players that beat me in ranked. Scion, if you're reading this, I hope you die you burst bomb spamming chimp.

Because she was up my ass with it the entire game and it made me want to try it out. I can remember a very specific kill for some reason, too. I was walking onto the main area of Mussell while they had the zone, painted an area, killed one guy and then she came up behind me in the one spot I hadn't painted and 1-shot me. I remember she was Orange ink and had the long hair style.

Maybe im an autist savant

The firefin logo is right in the way of the scope, how does that make sense?

>for every win, there is a loss
>you must win consistently to rank up
>but not everyone can win every time
>so they will never get to higher ranks
I wonder how it feels

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they're iron sights

What's your in-game name? I might find you in one of the videos I've recorded. I might even make a webm out of it.

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Surely

>being mad at burst bombs
If you want to bitch about crutch subs, at least bitch about the autobomb or the curling bomb launcher spam.

Maybe, but looks like she made quite an impression on you. I can't even remember the hairstyles or even the gender of the people that killed me.

Here's mine

Fuck Inkling writing makes me so mad, like I can sometimes read a little bit of it but then I look at other stuff and it's just completely incomprehensible. Besides that one super huge fanmade PDF doing its own thing with the language, is there a reliable guide to reading squidlish somewhere? Splatoon has so many small details everywhere and it drives me up the wall not being able to read them. There's something written on the sides of the power armour helmet that I can't parse at all.

>samefag
i think you got the wrong guy my friend

>if you want to bitch about subs, bitch about a special
>or about the sub with no explosion radius that you can activate and walk away from without worry
what did the moron mean by this?

Unlike hylian i dont think inkling has any set rules to it, so its incomprehensible, and most of the "sentences" are just slapped together in a believable way.
video related is a good way of representing the language. It looks and sounds like it should make sense and be a learnable thing, but in the end its just gibberish
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

The thing about things you can walk away from without worry is that in ranked, what you are walking away from is usually the objective and you have to worry about leaving it alone for a second.

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>favorite map
Sturgeon Shipyard is just a really solid map for any mode
>least favorite map
The Pump Track is a tad too open for me
>favorite mode
Turf War, favorite ranked one however would be tower control
>ranks
B in Rainmaker,B- for the others
>most anticipated update
Playable Octolings hopefully
>current feelings on the game
I'm pretty hooked on what there is so far. I do hope they add more modes though

>That giant blue poster with an octopus coming out of a jar
>Date at the bottom with a marked out month
Looks like 2017.14.0X or something. I know it's probably just a small detail but I wouldn't put it past them to hide teasers in small things like that. Maybe we'll get something related to Octarians (probably the armour) before September is over?

I find auto bombs and curling bombs manageable since you can predict where they'll explode. Burst bombs though, holy shit, this one assholes would initiate with them, use them to get last hits in when I thought I was safe, or just spam them to force me out of cover. His aim was so good so I couldn't react in time.

pastebin.com/3iDXhTtN

So, just like any well aimed bomb will force you to do?

If you have any missing doujins/your own albums to contribute I'll add them to the stockpile

i see you every thread

Ah, that's what I was afraid of. I wish we could see the series on bible on Splatoon or something, so much work and effort was put into making it feel alive and I'd love to see what the designers had to say. I bet there's some interesting Easter eggs hidden in clear view that we'll just never pick up on because they're incomprehensible nonsense only the designer knows the truth behind.

Real Pros play turf war by inking everything with the squid form or hopping and splashing in your ink puddles only.

Post your best Turf War game.
I was pacing around my appartment elated when I got this one.

I looked through my recent Splat Zones videos and even some Tower Control/Rainmaker videos, and I can't find a "Surely" in any recent video, sorry. I did find a "Speedy" in Inkblot Art Academy Tower Control and a "Sorry" in a Moray Towers Splat Zones though.

I'll keep that name in mind if I see it in my videos again or in a match so that I'll squidbag extra hard just for you. :^).