/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes -(/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

I don't want our general to die. I like coming here. I like you guys. Even Triss poster.

So does Geralt and Yen cultivate wine as a means at the end of B&W? Weird

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>ywn have a waifu like triss, yen or shani who will love you
>ywn have a daughter like ciri to take care of
>ywn have true bros like dandelion, zoltan or regis

i'm fine without the second point. that dumb fuck is nuffin' but trouble

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i want syanna to hurt me in the bedroom

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Who the hell is Syanna? She isn't from Witcher 3 unless I hit my fucking head and don
t remember it. Was she from 1 or 2? Seems unlikely any characters were far less defined. While on this topic, am I the only one pissed off as all hell there won't be a Witcher 4 (at least not for 5 years)? I was so fucking into the franchise, by far the best game ever made, and then they just drop it....

Fucking Cyberpunk wwould have to be AMAZING to even compere

Why don't you play the expansions? It will satisfy both your needs, you'll find out who Syanna is and you get more content.

and the expansion is 3 years after the events of the wild hunt, so it's basically Witcher 4!

has she made the sex scenes yet?

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>hair on back

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hot as fuck!

Shani is a cute.

>implying ciri doesn't love it

bump

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Radovid suck flaccid cock

let's do some ciri fuck math
>ciri is 16 and horny at the end of the last book
>she is 23 in the games
>that makes it 7 years of fucking
>my guess is she never had a serious relationship, only casual fuck buddies
>she has a healthy libido
>it's safe to assume she fucked between 20-40 men during that time

Ciri is not interested in disgusting men. Her purity is for qt women only.

she wanted to fuck hotsporn and auberon made her horny when he fingered her. in the game she was ready to suck skjall's cock. she swings both ways but i think she fucked more men than women. probably 75%:25% in men's favor

youtube.com/watch?v=wwKBHrMy-Wc

> tfw kaer moren will never be real

Why not a 69%:31% men to women ratio, though? How do you know?

more straight men that want to put their dicks in ciri than lesbians available. she might meet a lesbian here and there, but it's mostly horny men she comes across with. and let's not kid ourselves, every men, from a dirty beggar to the emperor of nilfgaard wants a piece of ciri's ass.

>sexualising Ciri

I'm disappointed in you all.

pretty birdo

Ciri is not a whore.

she sexualises herself, unbuttoning her shirt so the men would look at her tits instead of her scar, wanting to fuck skjall after 10 minutes, loving how mistle raped her, wanting to fuck hotsporn, getting turned on by auberon, wanting geralt's dick...face it user, she's a horny little slut

>source: my ass

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She never had a dick in her vagina, deal with it

That girl is pretty awesome with her covers. Bonus points for reminding me of Triss.

>being this deep in denial
ciri has an active sex life, it's natural that she does. cute, young, healthy girl that wants to have fun

> watching the girl
i enjoy the music. while doing my best to avoid looking at people who attentionwhore on youtube

it's a very conflicting feeling. you need them but dislike them at the same time

I mean, do you ever forget about Triss?

I primarily enjoy her music talent, but being cute is always a bonus.

fortunately thats only your fantasies

No, of course not. But a cute readhead playing Witcher music is not a hard association.

my point is that these vidyagame ost cover girls are not doing those videos to show their musical talent. they are doing it to get self validation on YT by cosplaying as characters or just looking pretty. i enjoy the music but like hell i'm wasting my time looking at a person who uploads video of herself to the internet to get e celeb status

> captcha - zuckerberg blvd
holy shit

We have a general on /tv/ now for the upcoming Netflix series:

fuck live adaptations. i hope this project never takes off and i'm only saying this because i love the witcher

kys

stay there faggot

Is this true, /wtc/?

This no life Ciri fag is infesting /tv/ too?

I'm Cirifag, don't compare this disgusting degenerate to me

I think the same way but i'm going to appreciate it at a meta level. It'll be fun to see how they translate between the different mediums. Especially since they're supposedly tapping into the source material as the inspiration, as opposed to the games; Which is much easier to translate, everyone's a fuckhead in an "American Beauty" type of way in the books

the last thing we need is more fucking normal people jumping on this franchise. it will make CDPR dumb down any future game in the franchise if there will ever be one

or dumb down the gwent standalone. that disturbs me too

I meant the games are better for tv translation, if i wasn't clear

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kys

> empress ciri

Nah, I think I'll pass :3

Not the ending I prefer, but empress Ciri looks cute.

You are the biggest moron on these threads by a long way.

Aww, you're such a meanie :3

witcher ciri = shit life
empress ciri = comfy life

Trying to keep the empire together while avoiding assassination attempts and Voorhis who's trying to impregnate her doesn't sound very comfy to me.

I'm in favor of the Witcheress ending, but i can't help but feel shes going to be on the path for like 8 years then get impregnated and shack up with some ugly, peasant fishmonger living on the outskirts of Novigrad because he greeted her warmly and gave her a nice smile despite her being covered in drowner guts. That timeline just seems Ciri as fuck

>witcher - do what you want life
>empress - shit life

>despite her being covered in drowner guts
But the one who use her anus to pleasure drowners is Yen

>over 9000 game of thrones threads
>one witcher thread gets deleted
mods are cancer

>picking triss as your waifu with her shit tier ronald mcdonald hair

that witch kiera is the hottest piece of ass in the series you fags

>not smug goddess tier Wendy's hair

congratulations you've got shit fucking taste nigga

that shade of fake ass red hair is fucking shit tier, usually had by crazy bitches

game of thrones is fucking cancer, normie social justice fantasy

Tbh I like Ciri's hair, lads

It is VERY cute..

>game of thrones is fucking cancer, normie social justice fantasy
witcher will be even worse because its about racism

yeah but its from poland so muh nazis and shit

me on the far right

REMOVE ROMANCEPOSTERS
I WANT WAIFUBABIES TO LEAVE FOREVER
WITCHER IS FOR ZARAZAPOSTING

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This is quite the post. Are you from /tv/?

you can say the same about any european country, but we hate jews and didn't let rapefugees in
but witcher is anti racist because sapkowski is cuck who will let nigger play geralt for vodka

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAYBE I AM!1
ARE YOU ANOTHER BROKENHEARTED SHITHEAD LICKING UP SHITTY 100+ YO WOMEN'S FEET WHO CAN'T GET A REAL GF AND ROTS THE WIEDZMIN COMMUNITY INSTEAD OF BEING A NORMAL WEEB WITH AN ANIME WAIFU BECAUSE YOU FEEL IT'S TOO CRINGY FOR YOU?
It's just a joke I know it's probably just two guys trissposting but I have to get this off my heart because these threads suck.

i thought poland loved jews and jews from all over europe went to poland for haven like centuries ago im talking, the love affair finally end? you gonna banish them?

shame sapkowski is a cuck seems every fantasy writer is though I guess

desu while they were doing their business our nobility were drunking, ruining country and being in their debts
we hate them because they supported commies and now they want unjustified reparations for ii world war

I love you poland, just the normal polish people like you are so based.

you would change your mind if you had to live here, yes, we don't have rapefugees but job here are shit, if you are not doctor/programmer you are fucked

i can help you remove some jews

but we don't have jews anymore, hitler did us a favor

>Forced Memes

ok

what is this?

This is Russian meme.