/owg/ - Overwatch General

>permanent ana boost as a shift
into the trash

I don't know if there's another Adventures of Duane and Brando fan out there, but since Doomfist came out, I've had this unhealthy obsession with getting an Overwatch animation to accompany this:
youtube.com/watch?v=WQJUfjcj5-c

Highlights:
>(Obviously) Doomfist introspectively quoting "With this fist, my dentist is dismissed."
>Hanzo shouting "I am the dragon warrior!", dying to reflect, and Genji shouting "No after that."
>Repeated instances of McCree getting one-hit killed set to "No one will miss him."

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Summertime Amélie

play him on maps he's objectively good on, like Nepal then branch out. pretty much how I learn all dps heroes.

>too decent a person

You sound like a narcissistic little pussy. Grow some balls or get the fuck out of my face.

That't literally her default skin.

>report anyone who kills me with hanzo, widow and doomfist
>noone can stop me
>hanzo widow and doomfist fags already wining in forums about being banned
If the game is gonna balance around and encourage being a whining little shit, then I'm gonna capitalize on it to the fullest extent

>Temple of Anubis as Zen
>gold damage
>gold healing
>70+ offensive/defensive assists
>8k trans healing
>still lose the game
>"LOL BRO JUST PLAY BETTER BRO NO SUCH THING AS ELOHELL JUST YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE"

No, fuck you. Fuck anyone who actually believes this. This matchmaking feels fucking retarded when most games I have to babysit people who can barely operate a mouse and keyboard.

But man, you sound like a whining little shit.

...

>"Mommy says people my age shouldn't suck their thumbs."

>"I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me."

Why the fuck do you faggots keep typing this shit in the chat?

That just means he's really into it.

>"Mommy says people my age shouldn't suck their thumbs."
Never saw this one.

this is bad b8

I actually forgot DnB even existed. That's some vintage shit.

Which one snores?

probably that low res jew on the right

> Decide to try this video game with a controller
> Playing Rein
> Actually hitting people with him hammer
Is he and Mercy the only ones playing with a controller?

who else plays on console and solo queues only =)

No.

I love Angela!

I admire her kindness, her intelligence, and her philanthropy! She's an excellent role model!

why'd you peek dude?

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Blizzard decided to word filter "gg ez" into goofy "funny" self-deprecating shit that is, in the end, like 100x more annoying to see flooding chat than some vaguely BM four letters.

god I fucking hate blizzard if I'm being honest senpai

I want to NUT HARD in Symmetra's cervix!!!

I'm confused about something with Genji's backstory. Did he get curbstomp by Hanzo? Why doesn't Hanzo have any lasting damage from their fight?

genji got scatter arrowed

Genji has a melee line about learning from his brother. He was outplayed in a sword duel.

wrow rude

>tfw we will never get a defense based sword hanzo and experience a genji hanzo rivalry ingame

Not gonna lie famalam, I really want Mei to sit on my face

>He was outplayed in a sword duel.
Genji, the Ninja was outplayed in a sword fight by his Bowman brother?

Hanzo was the OG master swordsman, Genji is his little brother remember.

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according to overbuff, the more objective time and less deaths i have, the worse i do

Can we just purge this general from Veeky Forums already? I know its not THE worst general here but god damn are y'all trying to be

It's the dumb waifu posters. Just ignore them.

I just got masters maining bastion with a 57% winrate, I thought this character was supposed to be bad?

shit these faggots got nothing on Starcraft

WOW

>Hoodie
Tubguy?

im gonna kill myself

LEAKS WHERE

Nowhere, because this general is filled with braindead ponyfuckers that only post trash instead of lurking if there is any news.

If you don't give a shit about winning, try Pharah and Doomfist.
I'm not a consoleshitter--I use a trackball, but trackball controls are similar to console joysticks in concept.

Among offensive heroes: definitely Symmetra, Pharah, Doomfist, Reinhardt, Junkrat (this one is all you), sometimes Bastion, sometimes Orisa, sometimes Roadhog
are all good to play on a trackball, so the same logic should apply to joystick.

The common denominator between all these guys is that you don't ``really'' have to aim, because if you had to ``really'' aim, you're too far away.

Among offensive characters that tend to work anyways are: Mei, Torbjorn, Genji
Both lists in order of difficulty.

He's just 76 without sprint and a tighter spread, he's not all that bad. Also, inflated SR since no one plays him.

in 11 hours

Stop metaposting or leave then. Jesus christ.

His SR definitely isn't inflated, I'd only gain like 20 SR but would usually lose 30ish even if I was doing really well. I think it's because people only pick him on maps/situations where he's really good. I only climbed because my winrate is so high.

You've never been to any BioWare game's general, clearly.

>y'all
Go be black somewhere else.

>was part of /utg/
>was part of /fnaf/

Please, this is nothing.

>HEH HEH, I HAVE BIG BUNZ FOR YOU

>hero that uses ult charge as a resource bar

Could it work?

We get raided now and then but so does every general from time to time. This general only becomes unsalvageable when those people take over.

Like for instance, imagine if the faggots from the discord were the only ones who posted regularly and often in the thread. That discord contains them.
Just imagine how bad it could actually be.

rank? I got from plat to master and i mained zen.

>tfw you had to watch /krw/'s slow descent into madness

>go on reddit because I didn't have enough fun with chemo and leukemia
>people whining for roadhog back
>go into their post history
>90% of them have multiple posts crying for a roadhog nerf before the nerf
>see my doctor the next day
>90% of my body is cancer
>I have ten seconds to live
>tell this story to Veeky Forums, so others may avoid my fate

Mind boggling.

>implying you wouldn't snap if your favorite franchise ended

>look up a total mayhem game in custom games
>our team isn't allowed to pick ana but theirs is
>our team has regular double hp but theirs easily has hp in the thousands
>our team moves at a regular speed but theirs is faster

I backed out once I took one look at their S76 but damn that was dumb.

>Meifags
pathetic

>join QP
>want to tank
>no healers
>enjoy dying instantly
>rest of the team is full of retards who don't push in with you

>want to heal
>no tanks
>enjoy dying instantly

>want to dps
>other team has healers and tanks and i spend 70% of the time shooting barriers and 30% shooting someone whos being healed

I'm so fucking done with this game, comp is a total shithole i'd rather not go back into. Arcade is shit and QP s just a complete mess where fucking genji, hanzo and widow are still instapicks.

>Blizzard release all the previous event skins for 1/3 the price
>Event items lose exclusivity and become completely meaningless
I guess that means there's literally no reason left to play this. Thanks, I guess.

>Event items lose exclusivity and become completely meaningless
They're still event exclusive you big baby.

>WAAHHHHH I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE SKINS
Unless you saved up for one specifically no you didn't, you could've gotten it in your free box because of RNG.

They fucked up on the first event. I agree exclusivity is cool but they just made stuff unobtainable.

Torb and Symm are fun regardless of win/loss. Shitting in Genji mains mouths all day.

>playing for skins in the first place
Full retard.

>Genji PotG
>Screen shaking violently during dragonblade
Every time

Holy fuck, what is it with guys I duo Q with in comp that start becoming obsessive when they realize I'm a girl? I just want to play the game

thirsty faggots are thirsty. Turn your fucking mic off. Tell people that you're too poor to own one.

They want sum fuq

Tell them you're gay or a tranny

here

actually no wait, do this
Aggressively come on to people and say they sound cute and that you want to hear the cute noises they make once you stick your penis up their bum

voice changer
or just say youre a 7 year old kid.
admitting youre a girl just makes you an instant attentionwhore tbhfam

You mixed up Orisa and Pharah, you goober.

Tell them you're gay or a little kid.

tits or gtfo

Mains / SR?
Please actually surprise me here.

Mercy, Dva / Diamond

No surprise there.

Need to make call outs in comp though, I think I'm gonna solo Q now

It's obvious that I'm not though lol, my voice sounds like a woman and I don't think any voice changers work ( I have no experience with them tho)

Lmao
+
That guy who responded isn't me

I play Zarya/Winston/Lucio/Zen/Soldier mostly

Would like to play Rein again soon, but I'm currently ~4200 and dive is everywhere

Widowmaker and Reaper, never have made it out of gold.
I'm also on console.

>Blizzard is sticking with a "Summer Games" theme and not just summer

I NEED shirtless 76 and swimsuit Zarya

We're all girls now.

cool

I forgot to screencap my last suggestion but it was basically a healing version of pharah
>old man with sack of healing grenades (like nanonade but no buff/debuff and less powerful)
>pulls out helium balloons to fly
>balloons can be popped by enemies or by you to descend, also pop over time
>another user also suggested ult of releasing a bunch of healing grenades tied to balloons for aoe healing and damage

WHERE'S THE LEAK

>Meteor Strike only needs 1500 charge
>doomfist can basically get his ult after four punches

B L A C K E D

>old man
Dropped.

B A L A N C E D

Yeah but that ult is really bad. It's basically Pulse Bomb

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