/ss13g/ - spessmans on a dead spess station

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>Byond is dead and we killed it
>"Byond is dead" shitposting
>statics rating

>What is Space Station youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
youtube.com/watch?v=xv3CwPeTNgo
youtu.be/UmaJTpJpUiU
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

which statics will you miss the most now that ss13 is over?

>tfw no byond
>tfw vox gf never

gutter

post your static and have others rate them/rate other statics!

>baby's day out never
>2hotdog unbanned never
>antag datums never
>snowmap never

to enforce nonantag slavery cults

Raelyn F. Ultra!

not gonna

Im so exhausted with security, Its draining when youre stuck tard wrangling two assholes in a grudge match, the lubing clown and his supplier, the greyshits hacking open every fucking door often times right in front of you all the while theres actual lethal threats aboard the station.

Its gotten to the point where i dont even bother with arresting people for anything short of suspected murder.

play warden/detective
detective is not for arrests and as the warden security officers bring people to you

What is the best griff you have done?
Come on I know we all have those moments.

>Stunned and cuffed the mime and dragged him around for a good half an hour, sold him into slavery to the chef
>Abducted a Diona RPer and brain transplanted him into a lizardman

Sam Albino

Repair a traitor's explosion damage as a MoMMI.

Rick Sticky

I too like to play dangerously

You absolute madman

dead server dead game

>trying to impersonate me and self shill
>does not quote
fuck off lad

It all comes tumbling down

I didn't and they still wouldn't work.

youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>Chaplain has some gimmick where he spreads blood all over the chapel floor
>I drove over it with the upgraded janicart

Got a syndie wheelchair, bottle of lube, circle saw and killed 95% of the station before the 15 minute mark.

Just let them slug it out. They wont let it go until they're out of the round or succeed. Let rules of nature and admin enforced escalation handle it

Just run after the clown on your secway, gun him down, and then get him banned for banbaiting if he ahelps it

Maybe you should focus on the lethal threats instead of harmless shit that's a nonissue instead of being a retarded tryharding newfag that can't handle things with discretion.

THE MODS ARE HINDERING OUR TAKEOVER
THEY CAN'T BAN ALL OF US

now that byond is dead would anyone be interested in a weekly d&d game using text input?

I don't get it, why do people from terraria general keep posting here by mistake?

Shit it's changed, is it just me?

wow it really is ded
see you on the other side

Stay out of our thread, cunts. Nobody cares about your muh roleplay shit game, you don't have to bring it into our general.

This is the other side

Ice Banks

Shitposters from your general are coming shitting up ours. I'm assuming is trying to rally whatever other retards feel like being monkeys.

no this is>>>other side

who else is gonna suicide if spess isnt back in a day

That's really dumb

someone better start growing dionas then, I'm running out of sides

but then you'll miss out on SS14

This is the anti-side

I'll give it two before I start scoping out tall buildings

youtube.com/watch?v=xv3CwPeTNgo

now that space is over we should have an award ceremony for the worst and best players

We're all pretty bad.

How did you spend your last round, /ss13g/?

so... how good was your LAST round in SS13?

tfw my last round was observing some shitty silicarry cult

Observed for a bit, saw it was box, logged off.
Probably worth it since nothing ever happens on box.

Cleaning up the station to my best ability, fighting giant rats, then getting completely cooked by a radioactive artifact.

Fixing burned out airlock circuits then burning to death in hellfire

last i played was like a week ago
i can't even remember what job i played

So, does anyone know what this downtime is? Is there a maintenance going on, or is BYOND really dead?

Yes. We know and we're not telling anyone not in the metaclub cause we're sick fucks. Fucking moron...

No joke tho, is BYOND actually dead for good?

Possibly,
Unexpected down time is usually someone in byond screwing up,
could also be the creators pulling the plug.
It is anyone's guess.

They'd announce it.

Swimming with concrete shoes

>joined 40 minutes late as engi
>every engine was set up already because crabs and atmos techs
>saw an engiborg dragging HoP's corpse
>got the HoP to medbay
>flashed the borg and started smashing
>forgot to flash again so it got away
>walk around the station
>get attacked by two wraiths in bar
>get turned into an artificer
>ponder alt+f4-ing
>do fuckall mostly
>summon narnar
>go to centcomm

lummox is jew supreme, he would hold a big "BYOND is dying" campaign if it got too costly

>some hacker wiped all lummox hard drives

It's an old service and lummox is a jew. There was probably a head crash and it tanked

bwoinking people

>SS13 is gone
I wonder what will happen to the metaclub formed by the admins now.

Bad.
Citadel, round ended with swarmers.
Didn't get the chance to ERP.
Round before that I got cucked out of ERP because muh valids.

>my password got stolen
>it was just a list of names of my waifus
Haha tricked.

H-ha ha. You're all just joking r-right? It's just a little server hiccup, r-r-right?

user.

user...

yes it is

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

Me

Reminder

Tears in rain, /ss13g/.
Tears in rain...

Weird that Byondgames doesn't have a wikipedia page. Even the SS13 wiki page doesn't link to byond.

>that horrible ESL english
You really suck at this.

It was literally made by Kurba

Nope, wasn't me. That's from lifeweb's server.

Even worse

>implying i made this

...

youtu.be/UmaJTpJpUiU
go make breakfast or something

anyone interested in this?

sure lad

yes but will you accept someone who never played d&d before

i have no friends

Hell. It's probably all I have now. Sure.

Just use the gamefinder shit on tg or whatever

okay add me on discord and we can talk further about this

its probably someone banned trying to reintegrate, dont do it lads

ok so what's your discord ID

M-MASAKA

>metaclub
>2 persons
adeguate

>2 Online
How?

Lummox and pomf

What are we supposed to do now? What will become of us spessmen?

The metaclub is getting one. Carsh or sawbones are gonna dm.

WE'RE BACK

Take me down to the Paradise city
where the circlejerk is real and I grief with no pity
Take me home (oh won't you please take me home)
Take me down the Paradise city
where the furries live but it's still better than Hippie
Take. Me. Hoooooooooome.

s-shutup

How's your game? Oh wait...

>Connection closed
Please don't lie to me user.