Why are penis cars so good? The more phallic the better

Why are penis cars so good? The more phallic the better.

Classic sportscar proportions. Engine in the front, where it belongs, but moved back for weight balance. 2 seats, because that's what a sports car has, also as far back as feasible.

The SLS, with a wing on the rear to balance it visually, might be the GOAT example of all of this. I could be biased.

they look tacticool, like a well designed weapon

SLR did it better imo

None can surpass

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What automobile is the oscar mayer wiener car based of of

bugatti chiron

/thead

judging by the wheels a van of some sort

The newest ones are off MINI coopers

Various GM and Dodge truck chassis.
There's also a mini Cooper

What went wrong?

Always thought they looked hella ugly, the proportions are shit.

>Nissan

pure sex

The lack of modern alternatives is shameful to be honest famalamadingdong. Z4, Toybaru and thats about it. Then you go waaay higher in price to Jags and even higher to proper grand tourers like the Astons.

>eurocucks have no idea how to make a good looking car unless they model them after their obsession with dicks
My god the memes literally write themselves.

Every time I see a car with a long hood, I think about not being able to see over the hood and scraping it hard when I go park it and then just feeling like shit because I never wanted to hurt the car and I let it down

benis on a budget

it's based off the design of an oscar mayer wiener

snek is best penis car

>posts Jap dickmobile

>predator dick

A penis, aren't you paying attention?

you guys aren't even trying

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engine closer to the mid allowing for a good centre of gravity and a better weight distribution