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THE SERVERS ARE ALL FUCKED ON ALL PLATFORMS. WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED?

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Who here already got the achievements

this makes my penis the big penis

>tfw no thicc mercy mommy gf

Sombra's perfect butt finally on display

Sombra online.

Can't even get on the fucking servers GG Blizzard, I'll be back in 3 weeks.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE MANDATORY REPLAY WHEN IT FUCKING ZOOMS ON THE BALL AND YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/summer-games/

>Give sombra normal hair
>She shoots to god tier waifu
Just that easy, Blizz. Keep it up.

can anybody post sombra ass webms

Mercy's got actual panties on beneath the skirt, it isn't just attached to the dress itself. I got killed in a game and her model went flying and I got a clear view of her bare stomach.

I haven't played this game since triple tank feat. soldier 76. What's the current cancer?

>normal hair
>fucking purple

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

I see a bulge...

>no medal victory poses for ana and doomfist

What did they mean by this?

Dive

>Guy screams at teammate about not being at the goal
>He becomes goalie
>Enemy team easily scores because he is out of the box several times
>Tries to deny it despite it being replayed to him

I'm going to learn sniper just so I can play with that Widow skin, fuck my winrate

Wait, I thought that there were no new sprays for characters that were already present in the last summer games? Pharah got a soccer one now in addition to the basketball one?

no shit
it's 2017, girls have penises, deal with it.

The daredevil duo.

You talking shit?

I never disliked Sombra's hair, but seeing her in the diving gear with her wet hair slicked back like that, fucking hell.

I haven't, and I'm honestly kind of upset because I want the Pharah and Reaper sprays but I have no interest in Lucioball whatsoever.

It's an achievement spray for Lucio Bowl.

the pharah soccer spray is an achievement spray

Can someone shop sombra in middle? I think that could work too

Why are you useless fucks hyped for worthless skins?
Literally any balance change, no matter how insignificant, would deserve more hype than that.

Achievement spray.

>Mercy/Pharah/Sombra threesome

Please stop my poor dick can't handle any more

Because it's the only thing added to the game on a regular basis?

where are the widow webms?
>inb4 hurrdurr
I can't play at the moment.

>wetsuit skin
>she doesn't have big dumb flippers

Fucking uninstalled

What makes you think she isn't already there?

>SUMMER GAMES
>no BOXING skin for DOOMFIST

Only hero balance that ever deserved hype was hog changes.

>failed to connect to server
>400 players ahead of you
>failed to connect to server
>200 players ahead of you
>failed to connect to server
>400 players ahead of you

any other console peasants feeling my pain

POST LUCIO BALL PLACEMENTS AND NORMAL COMPETITIVE SR

So one is the evil biker and the other is the good one?

>mfw got the recolored version of the Lucio skin I got last year
t-thanks blizz

>In queue: ____ players ahead of you

>spawn at goal
>stay there
>three times in a row I make a save but then the ball gets bounced back and over me before I can react and it goes in
>losing 0 - 3
>guy tells me I'm bad and he should be in goal
>he lets one in almost immediately and then stops going anywhere near the net from then
>we end up losing 0 - 7

Because most of us don't get asshurt about balancing in a casual game, especially when any comp is viable. It's metacucks like you who fap to the pro scene that cry the loudest on forums when most people just play the game.

We got nice skins and a fun minigame back, why not have a little happiness?

Kinda surprised by that, I assumed he would get some boxing trunks with his gauntlet replaced with a boxing glove.

Can't get into any regular games and all the custom matches are backed up. Just gonna come back in a few hours.

>I can't play at the moment.
Lol neither can anyone else

Fuck you nigger

Holy shit I was just about to post about this, we finally have a matching skin theme for them

I WANT A REINHARDT SINGLET SKIN

The ass is amazing but the skin itself is disappointing desu.

they're hanging from her waist, you double nigger

Ahh, okay. Thanks. Didn't release that the Lucioball sprays were not generic (or Lucio) looking, but actually featured some characters other than Lucio.

So does the bikini skin finally kill the "Widow doesn't have small tits" meme?

Here comes T.Racer!

>3 players ahead of you
>finally
>jumps to 10000

tae is bae

I want Reinhardt to plow me. We can't all get what we want.

Her bust has always been modest and that's perfectly fine

Meanwhile Mercy confirmed titcow

one is a bike skin the other one a bmw skin. no need to summon the homoposter.

>Sombra uses her cloaking tech to sneak in and spy on Mercy
>Pharah comes in, starts touching Mercy
>They start banging
>Sombra begins recording it, and jilling herself

later

>Sombra uses the footage to blackmail Mercy into sex, tells her to invite Pharah

it writes itself

M8, I'm literally seeing up to 10000 people ahead of me.

>Widow doesn't have small tits" meme

People thought she didn't have small tits? It's what looks so good combined with her hips and ass.

Mystery heroes is so fucking stupid. Lost 5 in a row despite being the best out of 12 every time.

BLIZZARD YES

They look the same as before to me.

MY DICK

HOLY HELL

im silver but i placed 2666 in niggerball should i keep playing this mode or just leave it at

>Jeff said swimsuit skins would never be a thing

If we keep annoying him enough we will get rule 34 play of the game clips

it's usain bolt's pose

Im waiting for VR to make it real

Yes

Ironically enough, it makes her ass smaller

Is that Ana emote the only new one?

That is the homoposter. You can always tell by the filenames.

When did he say that?

wait what
no more dupes? wtf

Has anyone made a Chad meme with this Doomfist skin yet?

The virgin push:
-stays at the choke
-never touches the point
-more time spent in respawn than playing the game

The Chad dive
-goes in 1v6 and wins
etc.

Post it if it's been done already, I had a chuckle thinking about it earlier.

The only thing that would make it better is if they have a secret double life where they do a traveling daredevil show together. The helmets hide their identities.

Do it Chu.

Youre a dummy if you dont

Sombra is a lot thicccer than I thought

So, whats your favourite skin from this event?

Oh, I'm with you guys. I just posted that because I was getting tired of people saying otherwise. Small tits + huge ass = best body type.

Didn't know it involved kicking the back of the head.

I saw a Zen and Rein thing like that.

why would blizzard EVER remove duel from arcade

fucking annoying to have to play some shitty team arcade to grind the lootboxes, in duel it takes like 40 minutes to get the 9 wins

I don't think any of them are just "swimsuits" though.

Widow is dressed like a classy jet-setter on vacation, Sombra is a scuba diver, McCree is a lifeguard.

hmmmm