/ink/ - Splatoon

I want Marina to cook my hook!

She's in a sauna

Agent 4 wore her out.

It was 30+/-20 but then I ranked up and now I lose more

>trislosher

Sex with Marie!

Fanmeet gangbangs without Callie

>intentionally not using a good weapon
I used it in S1, and when it gets needed I'll still use it, unless they really ruin it

What one thing do you miss most about the original Splatoon?
pic related for me

Threesomes with Callie and Marie!

Good job user, you managed to get /ink/ to get off their ass to make a new thread faster than a nearly dead bump limit thread ever did.

AnchoV, Warehouse, Underpass.

youtu.be/bR0Ubck0IRA

Got updated and has some new ink rails.

Fivesomes with Callie, Marie, Marina and Pearl.

the extra 30% speed

Nerfed *

why is everything ebonics?

>we could've had this instead of moray

Still mad about it.

Gee user, maybe it has to do with the video he posted.

i suck

*blocks your path*

>Monaco
Don't see that one very often. Most people here are usually still stuck on Mont-Saint-Michel.

I had one of these block me from getting and egg and filling the quota.

>Dynamo
You'll never live long enough to charge that armor.

My path is always the other fucking direction.

*Inks around behind him*
nothing personnel kid

I use the turf war crutch weapon a lot, you know the one.
Getting away from it now that I'm better at maneuvering, gonna git gud at actually killing

Saltspray rig
That and walleye warehouse are what I think of when I think "Splatoon".

>Fight the apocalypse
>Get paid in hats
WAKE UP TO GRIZZ'S GAMES

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>Swimsuit
>Body disassociates in water
>Can't swim regardless

nuthin personnel, squid

good, wholesome art

disgusting inappropriate art

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

I'd be so mad if I were Justice. All 3 of my deaths were by him.

Maybe its the fashion for the Inkling swimmers when not in squidforme. Fashion does rule all for our little squidkids.

>Enemy has the bright idea to take the rainmaker deep into their territory to go around the back.
>Gets it left where our inkrail drops off
>We push it quickly for the dunk
The only time that inkrail was useful.

fuck, the leaks were real? I'm not sure what to think of this, honestly. When I first read about it, I was terrified of it, but now that we know that dynamo has been nerfed to shit... It could really go either way.

According to the manga, they don't dissolve, they just sink like rocks. Maybe they just use the equivalent of a kiddie pool.

Speaking of the manga, I've pastebinned the translations I found as well as some bonus material. I can also post links to the raws for some of the untranslated stuff.

It involves gratuitous transvestism, but my inability to read moonrunes means I have no idea why.

pastebin.com/bBJmv0w5

theres also this one

We should be able to run on top of the body

They aren't leaks per se, they're pieces of data extracted directly from the game's files.
Anyways a real sub and ink armor sound good on the dynamo, but I bet ink armor will have been nerfed and the dynamo buffed before the gold comes out.

How to git gud at rapid blaster? Or blasters in general. Regular blaster is too slow and my aim sucks so I'm starting with rapid until I'm good enough

walleye warehouse

>the manga is about a bunch of C shitter mary sues wrecking S+ teams
well, I hope it's at least decently animated

Daily reminder of the truth
>Ketchups, disgused as Mayos posted furry art
>Ketchup used their false flag to slander Mayo, causing Mayo to lose the popularity vote
>The selfless Mayos spent all their time reporting Ketchups filthy, filthy porn
>Mayo had no time to report their own
>Mayo wins, despite its crippled numbers

>Decently animated manga
Splatoon flipbooks would be pretty boss, not gonna lie.

Forced meme time already?

>still talking about splatfest

Support the team. Rapids are great for long distance now. Use ink mines on chokepoints on alert you for ambushes. If someone gets close you're dead, kiddo.

nobody cares about the splatfest anymore, retard
pick something else to shitpost about

The Callie guy stopped, someone has to take his place

>Ketchup player
>Fought my own team a lot
>Didn't do so hot against Mayo teams but tried
>Got to Champion, got some snails, upgraded some gear
>That's it
Ain't got time to worry bout that shit man there's salmonids to slaughter.

I was talking about when before the game even released.

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If shitposters leave, don't replace them. Just stop shitposting.

>Mayofags are this obsessed

Splatfest ended days ago, buddy. Keep up.

I say goddamn though

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Are Callie and Marie adults?

Young adults, yeah

Kelp Dome and Blackbelly
Which are coming this month
Probably

I have masturbated to this pic a couple times

I wouldn't think too hard about it, especially since Turf War doesn't even use ranks.

That, and it's made for kids, they're not exactly amazing at recognizing the elements of a good story. Ah well, at least the art style isn't too bad and it's decent for a cheap laugh.

Inkipedia estimates that they're at least 17-18 or so, which means that as far as we know the answer is yes.

>Losing games all morning
>Switching to underused weapons to see if I can find anything I like
>Switch to basic Splat Dualies
>Start racking up kills and turf
What the hell are these peashooters?

Da bess
Enperry for life

Here's what I'm planning for gear:
2 Ink Saver Mains
1 Ink Saver Sub
1 Ink Recovery Up
2 Ink Resistance Up
Good idea?

They're old busted in terms of idol age, so yeah, probably 18 at least. They have a short shelf life.

Also, Marie implies she can't do squid jump anymore in one level I think. She says something like "Squid jump! (How I miss you!)"

>a connection error has occurred
>failed to connect to other console
>a connection error has occurred

If Marina and Pearl play Turf War why am I never matched up with them

>Thinking that teammates will win. They won't.

This is the harshest lesson Splatoon has to teach.

Unless you know your team and have voice set up, this may be a team based game but you are 100% on your own and your teammates are more like procedures that are running around effecting the game. You cannot and should not ever rely on them for anything, unless you're playing RM where you absolutely need to.

>try out a different weapon for once in turf war
>two people manage to get sub 80 points

HOW

The knockback on these things is absurd
If I try to skirt around it when it's not chasing me and accidentally tap the side I shouldn't be flown a whole square away into the water

Why would he be mad that he splatted you 3 times?

Pearl is a C- shitter who just suicides and doesn't play objectives

Marina is an octoling and not allowed to participate.

She means the gamepad game on the Wii U you dumbass
You know, the one you play waiting for matches?
You're thinking of Super Jumping retard.

What weapon

Always say what weapon

What is everyone using to bully the Tri-Slosher/Ink Armor menace? I've been rock'n the Jet Squelcher

sure? Not really a whole lot to go off of.

it would be better if you just didn't shitpost at all
but if your debilitating autism prevents you to go a day without shitposting, at least shitpost about something topical

I think user was indicating that Justice was clearly better than his team

They see your crutch and decided to disconnect to no longer associate with you.

>one gets 3 kills
huh?
how? That would leave ink splatters along with the ink you leave just swinging the weapon. That'd probably amount to more than 75p even if that's all they did.
and no, they didn't dc. if they did it would show 0p regardless of what they actually did

The battle tracks. Pretty much every one in 2 is a tier under 1s soundtrack.
Camp triggerfish and urchin underpass were nice

Can't get Splatoon 2 yet, how does the Splash-O-Matic compare from the first game?

Far from it, if the game and the Squid Sisters stories are any indication. If anything, they seem to have become even more famous since now they have their own TV shows and the like. Also, we should probably assume Inklings don't get old as fast as humans, otherwise Cap'n Cuttlefish would be in a wheelchair or something.

>squid jump
She was talking about that minigame that was in the first Splatoon, you could play it while loading screens were up. I miss it too, that thing was strangely addictive.

Hey, user, thanks for the information, glad you were around to set me straight.

if they disconnected they'd have 0 points, right?
And the roller is a crutch now too?

I dont think the ink from splats counts towards your point total.

Ping based matchmaking, Inkopolis isn't anywhere near here.

Jet Squelcher, Splattershot Pro, Heavy Splatling, probably Squiffer and Bamboozler in the future. All the long range shit that isn't snipers.