/owg/ - Overwatch General

Summer event is up
youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU

>Newest comic
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>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Is D.Va best girl?
No, Sombra is.

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
over.gg
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com
worldcup.playoverwatch.com

>Previous thread

Nice, enjoying the upskirts

post sick plays

We wuz Mcrees

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Reaper here

>stand directly behind widow while healing her as mercy
>tell widow that they have a really nice ass from this angle
>they stop moving for about 30 seconds for some reason
>they respond with like a paragraph of some ERP shit

jesus christ, widow players are weird

Remember when McCree had his sniper pistol AND full damage FTH? Man, cool kid that McCree.

>console
>Searching for game: 4:27

top kek

STOP THIS AT ONCE

OR IM GONNA BLOW

Reminder

McCree is Latin American!

>playing "competitive" Lucio ball
>idiots follow the ball around in a pack of 3
>I can easily score goals from goalkeeper by putting over the top of them all
These people are idiots.

But that only happened in beta when Blizzard somehow decided to give McCree absolutely zero falloff damage when he was first introduced. His current m1 range is better than it was on release.

I remember why I hate doing the Arcade lootboxes. The modes there are awful, mystery heroes always feels so stacked against me

reposting because thread ended right away

for those who need to fap

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I wish you could see her toes

>Just need Sombra, Mercy and 76 and I can stop playing again.

Can you see Widows ass during her ballet dance when she's wearing the new summer skin?

I'm top 50 in console so it was probably having a hard time matching people with me

I just realized how fucked up her knee looks at the end

>Morrison is actually a direct Scottish immigrant

young punks

>someone spent the time to make this image

just stomp in 1v1 and 3v3, it's much faster
unless you're shit :^)

>competitive bugs out, server dead
>restart OW, says searching for game
can't play at all now

>that face

I think they forgot to remove the kneepad model on her beach skin in some clips so her skin just stretches out to where the kneepad was

I want to run my fingers through McCree's body hair and molest his muscled body all over.

Probably got Tracer bombed/blinked one too many times.

can't unsee

>haven't played overwatch for like a month
>come back, thinking doomfist and summer games would revitalize it
>quit after two maps

yeah I'm done with this game I think

>SAMF
what was meant by this?

Why does tumblr think mccree is fat and hairy like a Sasquatch?

>tfw no credits for Summer Amélie
Shit sucks

It's too bad they dyed his hair, blonde hair never looks good with Latin blood

Looks fine to me

>Excited to play lucioball
>It fucking sucks
I can't even be bothered to launch the game and get levels anymore.
And there are still people who buy hundreds of crates day 1 of the event

summer

sad ass motherfucker

What did Blizzard mean by this?

>we gotta give her high heels
>but then players wont be able to see the bottoms of her feet!
>handle it

didn't mean to reply there desu

Torn acl

Suck All My Fingers

Go dammit where is this, Kaplan?

>all the upcoming sfm content that'll use widow's outfit

Why do you care? Afraid they might lust after you?

>comedy is shit nowadays
>but at least we have tumblr for endless laughs

Virtue signaling. They always do this, just ignore it.

HNNNNGGGGG

>play a bunch of lucioball last year
>they didn't change any of the shit that annoyed me

Into the trash it goes

they are fat and hairy

Safe ass motherfucker

oh boy, looking forward to these next few weeks. thanks blizz! xq

>185453928
you can stop now

refer to

Mei checking in!

>got it in my first free box

Check into the gym you fat turd

A-MEI-ZING!

Jeff Kaplan puts a gun to your head and says you must have sex for five hours with one of these heroes, making them cum at least five times and cumming yourself at least twice. Who do you choose?

What's the best way to farm for loot boxes right now? Do I grind out lucioball or go to quickplay?

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That webm i'm replying to IS the beta, user. Notice pretty much all the HUD?

You don't think in a language you're not extremely fluent in. If he was speaking? Easy dismissal. But you have to be raised in it, spend years speaking it almost exclusively until it's tied to your mother tongue to form thoughts in it casually.

Having a Latino boss doesn't do that

Sandy-Ass Motherfucker

>getting summer skins
>from last year

I guess it's nice to finally have americree but I want that Sombra skin tho

grind money IRL and buy them, way faster

>no mei one piece swimsuit

Fuck off with this weak-ass bait.

Also light hair with darker skin is heavenly.

Swamp Ass Mother Fucker
mccree is always moist

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> ywn have an /ss/ threesome with Zarya and Ash (Paladins)

>No Zenyatta with a Hawaiian shirt, coconut weapons and voice lines about being chill

>join a game of Lucioball
>there's no ball

>Wheresthebomb.mp4

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Widow.
Tits seem to look the same, so I'm assuming her ass is as well.

dumb widowposter

>Weak-ass
>entire thread filled in moments with white stans crying over the thought of McCuck being tainted by Latin blood

Saving All Mercy Fags

what the hell is wrong with these people

lol yeah i checked the bug report forums for the no sr gain think and saw that alot of people had the ball just fall through the map

NOSOTROS

I'm thinking in French right now even though I'm Dutch.

>that pic
SPICS BTFO

Holy shit

THE BLACKWATCH PLAYBOOK WAS WRITTEN IN SPANISH

That's what this means. It means nothing else. "Option Two" was written as "Opción dos"

That is what this means. That is always what this scene meant. McCree might not even know what "Opción dos" means that's simply what the procedure they are using is called in the "blackwatch playbook".
It's why it's in BOLD LETTERS.

Mercy, put a bag over hwr face and I'm good to go

How the fuck do you faggots have fun playing this?

Putting cigarettes out on my dick would be more pleasurable than this

>hurr they're so triggered XD

Plenty of english people use spanishloan words and phrases you dumby.
Asta la vista, Bueno vista. Me gusta etc.

Junkrat, he normally looks like that

Now that's an accurate blinking Tracer's image.

Why not both?

That just looks like how Junkrat would look in real life

your country will be absorbed in two decades, tops

>That is what this means. That is always what this scene meant

god this absolute reach with no basis, he says opcion dos because they're not stupid, they're good at what they do hence the balls to rob a train

>It's why it's in BOLD LETTERS.

that's what people who write for a living do when swapping to a new language idiota, that's a comic stylistic choice

>H-HE NEVER THOUGHT IN SPANISH
>here's a literal snapshot, retard
>W-WELL NOW IT MEANS THIS
god I'm lmaoing irl

Smoking is bad for you, you know

I only have fun if I'm playing with friends. If solo I mute everything so I don't rage.

>your country will be absorbed in two decades, tops
Not an argument.

>junk has no crotch guard for his goolies
Bit risky m8