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did you know russia has TIGERS

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t. KuckTM rider

yes we do, also rarest leopards

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Post scenic motorcycle-related pictures

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So guys i am thinking of buying a bike mostly for commuting (about 10 km/day) with a few trips every 2-3 months (about 200km). I like naked bikes a lot so i'm between kawasaki er6n, honda cb600 hornet and yamaha xj6. I have 0 experience with bikes and i just got my license. Any other suggestion is welcome. Budget is about 3000k.

get a fireblade

>200km trip.
>On a naked bike.

Are you sure, my man?

S-P-A-C-E

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Cruiser life best life

Yamaha > Honda > Kawasaki >>>>>>> Suzuki
Indisputable fact

>all my good pictures were taken when i had a shit loaner phone
Reee

200km every 2-3 months is nothing.

literally anything you want

I simply cannot find a flaw in this post

When did this "naked bikes cant ride for any sort of distances" meme start? Like 200km is literally noting, not even bad on a dual sport

people with noodles for arms and twig-like necks

Been riding this since last April.

It’s been fun.

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>tfw will never know this feel

what's that zip tied near your pillion foot peg

>5km commute
Get a bike with the tiniest engine you're willing to ride. That distance is way too short to warm up the engine.
Seriously, get a bicycle or a scooter.

Battery connection.

>budget of 3 million
>looking at used bikes

Only one option famalamalam

I rode like 500 km in one sitting, from 3 in the morning to get to sem with no wind protection and my only problem was a sweaty bum

200km is absolutely nothing.

If this thing ran I would do 300-400km trips for fun.

Thats not even very far

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Where can I find Yamaha 125cc bike parts?

I need a seat cowl and one side faring to do up a YZF R125 and its impossible to find.

>tfw no adventure gf

>tfwo no 1000cc two smoke homicidal baiku

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What do you think of the MT-09?

>adventure

that is not an adventure gf, that is an artsy faggot stood next to a bike.

And that's why you'll never get an adventure gf

But she's not an adventure gf, she's just some poser standing next to a poser bike.

This is an adventure gf:

youtube.com/watch?v=81obvxLq-Es

don't know where you live but their are tones of adventure girls here, non of them dress like that.

>adventure gf
>needs to bend over for a guy everytime she needs to pick her bike up

Truth

Girls are weak, what do you expect?

We don't have a lot of adventure girls.
The one I know, does dress like that.

It's a fucking KLR, those things weigh nothing.
If you want to ride a bike solo on uneven terrain at least be able to pick it up again.

It's a KLE and they weight 198kg wet. Yeah your average guy could probably pick that up but I wouldn't expect a petite girl like her to be able to.

I do agree it's dumb to do what she does with a bike she can't pick up though.

she's not an adventure girl then.

>It's a KLE
Wrong, look at 00:33 (can't upload a picture, for some stupid reason)

>they weight 198kg wet
Like I said, they weigh nothing.

What are the requirements to be and adventure girl for you?

>KLR
>weighs nothing
Kek
It weighs more than most Twin street bikes

Oh yeah right you are.

Still, 198kg is heavy. I could pick it up but it's definitely heavy, VERY heavy for a tiny petite girl.

Wow, when I road off road in a veld I fell with my KLR. I dislocated my should and broke my arm, I had fallen into a one and half metre deep drainage ditch. I lifted the bike with my broken arm(I didn`t know it was broken though), after putting my arm back into socket. I rode it out the ditch and then 20kms home. Women are pathetic.

I couldn't capture a good picture, but the Alps in the background look amazing in real life

>riding in the middle of nowhere
>drop bike
>can't pick it up
>men appear and help her
>"solo" ride
Also I wonder if she could speak arabic and how many of the locals told her how insanely dangerous her holiday was.

frequent foray's into the wilderness, basic survival and navigation skills, hair cut so it's easy to tie out the way not so it looks good in a photo, and 90% of her clothes are either waterproof or fleece.

>I wonder if she could speak arabic

She can, but yeah I would not want to be in her shoes. I bet she came within a hair's width from rape.

Obviously you've never ridden off-road seriously if you think 200 kg is light

That was the best I got, don't be mean to me. ;___;

But here, pic related is a proper adv grill. M-maybe.

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Looks a bit more legit.

Plus wrist brace from broken wrist so she probably actually rides.

Well the girl I know has the survival and navigation skills, but she does wear normal clothing when she's not away, and her hair is shoulder length.

She does die her hair when she goes away, as her light blonde hair gets the wrong attention.

I do and I ride a way heavier bike, which I regularly have to pick up.

>I bet she came within a hair's width from rape
If she did she will NEVER tell anyone. I don't want to get all /pol/ but vlogs like that are desperate to prove that the middle east, India and Pakistan are safe places and all the stories of foreign women being raped are lies told by racists. Not even local women travel alone.

>I don't want to get all /pol/ but vlogs like that are desperate to prove that the middle east, India and Pakistan are safe places

Yeah I bet she had countless sketchy encounters.

Doesn't really help that girls in general don't talk about being raped, as they are ashamed of it.

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*Ashamed of liking it

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fuck off

You know it's true tho
Literally psychology research says so

It MIGHT feel okay given that it's stimulating their sex organs but it doesn't mean they enjoy it.

You stick a stick in the hole, of course they're gonna enjoy it, you're hardwired that way from eons
The hard part (giggity) is rationalising it at the end

>of course they're gonna enjoy it

But they're not gonna enjoy it, that's just retarded to say.

Do you not like it when someone touches your pee pee

Only if I like that person.

MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!

It's been a while.

Yamaha should stick to making pianos.

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Your definition of "serious off-road terrain" is likely different from mine, try to ride a KTM 300 EXC in the toughest terrain you can find and you'll be able to immediately tell the difference. Although I'm aware that you can do a lot off-road with the right skill, suspension and tires, even with a heavy bike.
youtu.be/NpCubYprqFQ

They're the best Japanese brand by far, why would they do that?

do you want a well tuned instrument or a fucking piano?

Only if I want the person to be doing it.

girls that race in rally raids desu

>tfw far too socially inepet and scared to buy a bike in person
can i order one on the internet and have somone deal with the dmv for me

This

>They're the best Japanese brand by far

Are they though? I'd say Honda is on par.

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The fireblades shit gearbox almost killed Guy Martin at the TT last year. Honda a shit.

>I was traveling on a borrowed KLR 650 that was too big for me.