What does Veeky Forums think of the Alfa Stelvio? unique look, nice interior, standard AWD, 0-60 in 5.4 sec...

Same engines as the Giulia, starting from the 180 diesel and 200 hp petrol.

This year we'll see the 350 hp engine with electric turbine (for the Giulia too)

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD GET THIS OVER THE GIULIA

Because no Giulia SW.

Also because this crossover (and the incoming ones) will make sure this reborn brand stay afloat.

I have zero problems if they sell us these kind of cars that actually performs very well and have an actually refined mechanic. It still hurts, but then again it's not a fancy rebadged VW.

I'm unironically waiting for the Alfa Romeo C Suv

this shit literally looks like a lifted mazda 3

...

now I see it

And a little of this

>he's STILL bitching about getting tickets for doing 120+mph

This faggot is lucky he doesn't get arrested for this shit

Underrated

>First Crossover concept on 2003
>Decide not to build it
>Crossovers become big deal a few years later
>Oh shit we're late to the party!
>Could have commanded the market for a decade

>Alfa in charge of business decisions

Where did you get that picture? Looks like the dealership I used to work at?

FCA - Piedimonte san germano employee here
Ask anything

>On heels
Is actually a giulia stretched on msPaint
If you look very close you can see the pixels

Neither do I

>Alfa Romeo in charge

Please, it was Fiat as usual...

Since Marchionne things are going 100x Times better

Quanto dura ancora la Giulietta?

Quando arriva il cielo nero per i modelli normali della Giulia?

Actual_autismo.ayylmao

how's it hangin

La Giulietta durerà ancora parecchio, è la mito che è a rischio

Che intendi per modelli normali? Non si parla ancora di cambi nella motorizzazione

Pretty rough, but it works

Because the good guila costs double this.

Are Stelvios just as awfully built as Giulias?

Intendo le versioni normali che non siano la Quadrifoglio.

Praticamente l'unico cielo coordinato ai sedili è per il beige, dove tutto il rivestimento è beige, per gli altri a prescindere dal colore è grigio.

La cosa mi sta sulle palle perchè ad esempio con gli interni rossi a me non piace...

Wtf, wrong image.

Kys nigger.

The best AWD giulia is the q4 veloce at 47k€
The cheapest AWD stelvio is 45K€

They are even worse :DDD

Ahh, purtroppo la vedo dura, anche con il restyle, penso sia più probabile vedere una giulia spiaggina

from autotrader. i wanted a real picture

yeah, and i prefer the height and standard AWD

i prefer the [cheaper] Sport's 5-circle wheels over the higher end packages' wheels

Best commercial.

youtube.com/watch?v=15MVD5rAUuo

youtube.com/watch?v=bKQgZeruRpc

i'd rather drink a gallon of camel piss than pay money for a beta homeo

It's not that you could afford one of them either.

>back to the bus

This is now a post ugly front ends thread.

pretty sure i could luigi

>looks like half audi half mazda

>magneti marelli, magneti marelli everywhere

Thanks but I'll pass

>foldable key
>generic vag key transmitter

Give your mother back the keys of that Cayenne kid

>5k boxster
l o l

Nope, this is how a 986 Boxster key looks like.

Cayenne is still more than your Alfa :^)

whenever someone posts their keys, mjet pops up within minutes and starts acting butthurt.

Make sure to put two layers of wax on that rebadged Touareg or your boss/mom will be disappointed.

>can't get over the fact that not everyone on Veeky Forums drives a 3k civic

Nice projection.

Next time don't be an idiot and post a 9000k Cayenne when I say that you can't afford a new Stelvio. Not everyone here is an underage.

>getting that worked up
>9000k Cayenne
Nice wishful thinking though :^)

This interior is not comphy and quite honestly attrocious.

Dildo shifter confirms

washingtonpost.com/cars/the-alfa-romeo-stelvio-cheap-parts-plus-a-high-price-tag/2017/08/04/07d164ca-7887-11e7-8839-ec48ec4cae25_story.html
consumerreports.org/luxury-sport-utility-vehicles/2018-alfa-romeo-stelvio-first-drive-review/

roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a10308214/alfa-romeo-giulia-issues/

carthrottle.com/post/alfa-romeo-stelvio-review-the-alluring-suv-we-wish-was-better/

thetruthaboutcars.com/2017/03/consumer-reports-2017-alfa-romeo-giulia-ti-basically-lives-dealer-service-bay/

>econobox tier V6 is the best engine
lmfao no thanks

isn't it just a levante? or vice versa

nah, it's even worse

>Americans talking shit about interiors

AYY LMAO

Is this another episode of "someone paid me to write this"?

It's retarded but it's not pant-oh-head retarded like modern maserati

at least in the US, only avail engine is a heavily turbocharged 2.0-liter four-cylinder banging out 280 hp and 306 lb-ft of torque. 5.4 sec 0-60mph

Half of the threads on this shithole board are on suv’s and crossovers. Why

Its pretty good

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TW988uDYNGI

>50k italian car with an i4

fuck off rob spaghetti, of course your "friend" "lent" you the car so you could make a shill video about it

because with the 27-33 mpg modern engines are getting, coupes and sedans are becoming sort of obsolete. high-mpg crossovers and suvs are honestly terrific

If you are buying a crossover at least buy a touareg or one of its rebrand.

It's an extremely old Porsche and it's the worst of the bunch.
2005-2006 Cayennes go for max 8.5k in my country.
It's literally the niggermobile "i'm rich but not actually rich" car.
>terrible maintenance which is why they lose value extremely quickly
>It's probably your mom's because i can't see any men driving this thing seriously

Looks cool. I'd still rather get an F-Pace or a Macan though.

>implying we only care about how many empeegees you get and how big the interior is
this isn't a forum for mommies looking at buying their next kiddie hauler. I'd wager that most of us actually want something fun, and you get no fun out of a fuckin crossover

I don't have kids and drive an SUV. It's just more practical and they're so quick and get great mpg now

...

>chink suv
>not driver focused

Yeah, it's nice, but it's a different animal