My keyfob isn't working

my keyfob isn't working
what gives?

Uhhh check your muffler bearing

Top off your blinker fluid

your turbo's broken

no look they're fine

your keyfob needs a new battery

yes they have small batteries

I think your keyfob has autism.
get him checked

have you ever beat an indian maid slave to death for fun?

The unlocking button on my fob stopped working, I don't want to use the reserve key, but unlocking manually is so much mendokusai

seems legit...

You forgot to your 2nd prayer to the mecca so allah decided to fry your fob. Better talk to your local immam and hope you can repent.

Its for the wrong car you silly goose! Try it out on your Porsche.

Pointing at the wrong bug.

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that's why you don't buy ebay keyfobs

i agree aliexpress keyfobs are better

kek, almost fooled me

Does it have direct injection?

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How often do you have to replace your air filters in the desert city?

Bring this meme back

You are Jordanian?
So how white are you?
Are you as white as a Pizza person, or as a Turk roach?

Also start bombing Israel already for fuck sake!

Ps: Either the batery in you key is empty, or Mossad hacked into it, because the Jew is an evil creature!