/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

how the fuck do I save these screenshots properly

Hell no. Also that guy's wrong about "running after them," if you keep them on the run while juking the ones YOU aren't focusing on you'll keep getting hits in and wearing them down unless they're silver or gold and you're on master mode (in which case their regen is a bitch and you need to take special measures).

"Special measures" is knocking them down by any means you can- easiest is aerial archery headshot, most efficient if you can pull it off is a sneakstrike- and then whip out a twohander and spin to win. This works on the lesser ones too, of course, it just isn't really necessary for them. Trapping them or getting above them and peppering them with arrows works too, but is costly in arrows.

Flurry rushes and parries are also a big help and if you have a strong enough shield you can disarm them with a parry and grab up their weapons, which forces them to use high-commitment attacks that are easy to avoid and give you a big opening to hit them, they're very weak to parrying.

I know mpst people named the white horse Shadowfax after Gandalf's horse, but after reading the book and seeing he wasn't described as a white horse, I really don't think the movie's had Tolkien's vision for Shadowfax right considering thay doesn't seem like the name you would give a white stallion.

The books said Shadowfax was grey, white is close enough.

>mpst people named the white horse Shadowfax after Gandalf's horse
this is the first time I've heard of anyone doing this, sounds like some severe projection famalamadingdong.

I named mine Pr. Albert, short for Prince Albert cause he's royalty

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She's been here for a few days now and still hasn't figured out the word.

she's got really cute clothes

That's what people on rebbit do.

ded

Anyone have the "wild man" link reaction image?

I am going to marry Riju!

You're under arrest

Where in the world is it legal to marry fictional characters (who are 12 (and have existed for less than a year))

Japan

youtube.com/watch?v=hsikPswAYUM

Link is for lewd. I want to molest Link

Post your face of disappointment when the divine beasts didn't have a gattai sequence.

Give her a dictionary

What would you say is better, a 4/4/5 horse or a 2/5/3 horse?

Didn't bother me much (I was hoping there would be a neat mech fight at the end but pretty much knew it wouldn't happen when the first beast I did just pointed a laser sight at the castle), but I was really disappointed that you don't shadow of the colossus them.

If you already got Epona from the amiibo, there isn't much reason to get a 4/4/5 horse. One extra stamina thing doesn't make a difference.

I went for 2/5/3 because I already had a max strength and max stamina horse so I needed a max speed.

tfw 4 is the least useful speed value
>fast enough that it gets shitty maneuverability
>yet there's still faster
>5 speed horses have shit stats otherwise (not that it's that important, but still)
"life is suffering" -fat orient man

Alright, so this whole "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Tips from the Wild". This is Switch exclusive? Have they left Wii U owners out in the cold again?

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since she refers to herself as a child I'm starting to think she's less than thirteen years old

Zelda pls

You can't stop me. That ass is mine

capture button?

I'm thinking she can't be any younger than 12 because she wouldn't lead or even capable of it without an advisor or multiple advisors if she were

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sauce?

>without an advisor or multiple advisors
Isn't that what steroids next to her is for?

idk I got it from another Zelda thread.

Buliara wasn't always by her side until Riju was separated from Patricia whilst investigating Naboris. She blamed herself for Riju being in that much danger and left the front lines to stay by Riju's side every waking hour

Nintendo has really figured out how to shit on their most loyal customers. It's bad enough they crammed free exclusive content into the switch version of MK8, but now they are giving out free stuff in BotW to switch owners. Pay for the games. Pay for the DLC. Crickets and silence from Nintendo.

what free stuff?

I want to wife the fish

you just might be able to

They've started a program to start giving away free items from links in the switch news feed. The objects could be literally anything. Could be mundane objects, and could be completely exclusive objects.

neat

I would have preferred the Beasts do more than just take one shot at Ganon

I still referred to myself as a child when I was 16. Hell, when I turned 18, the idea that I wasn't a child anymore felt really weird. There's nothing wrong with having the humility to recognise your relative inexperience

that's fair. It's just a feeling I'm getting

She's also significantly shorter than Link, who is shorter than most adult hylians. Adult gerudo meanwhile are nearly twice as tall as Link.

Being under 12 and leading wouldn't be completely ridiculous, especially considering it's some sort of quasi-religious thing for the Gerudo. She herself is insecure about her ability to lead and you get the distinct impression that her military commander is the one actually calling most of the shots- She delegates, in other words. Plus, I mean, she has cartoonish stuffed sand seals and a cute cartoon sand seal face printed on her skirt, which are very childlike things.

Personally, my guess is that she's 12 on the mark.

Yeah I didn't pay attention to anything they were saying.

She's 8 years old.

What I really want...what I really need is...

SALMON MEUNIERE

SALMON MEUNIERE

damnit

I can identify just about every Yiga traveler now so it's fun to walk up to them and choose the sassiest response to their question.

I finally got the fierce deity armor set boys.

there's a lot of lore in the desert if you talk to peope

Friendly reminder that Yiga ambush travelers are ungrateful about being defended from monsters and wildlife.

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Reminder that Kohga has got a dumb belly.

Shut up

Fuck, I want those amiibo costumes. Fierce Deity looks fuckin dope.

t. Yiga scum

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>You'll never be Zelda and get to molest Link without any consequences

>no abs
R U I N E D

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>you will never be Link and get molested by Zelda without any objections

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now remove the clothes
on-model pornography is so hard to come by

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>smash a rare ore node
>one flint

>Getting diamonds from random nodes

All types of rocks are mostly useless. At least Isha can use a little flint.

This shit makes me mad. Also,

>spot a tall tree and think it would supply me with 2 or 3 bundles of wood
>doesn't spawn shit

>That single rock on Satori Mountain that you can pick up and there will always be a diamond underneath it that respawns every blood moon

>smash an ore node
>THREE salt rocks

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Talking of ores I really wish there were more Gerudo accessories or even full sets of armour

Guardians like going to the beach on their days off apparently.

Why did they even come down here. Or was it just because they couldn't go any farther or something. That or they really did like soaking up some sun after a massacre.

I wish the opal and topaz earrings weren't totally useless

Ganon had a bone to pick with the ocean

adult timeline confirmed

all of them could have been more useful but I guess they live up to their name because they accessorise other more useful outfits

They are cheaper than the hat functionality they replace, and are upgraded from a different pool of resources.

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I only sell my gems to Isha or Beetle if I haven't gotten to Gerudo town yet

Not selling them to Ramella

speaking of gems I wonder how far the Gerudo take their use of gems. Do they have Sapphire powered fridges, ruby powered ovens/kilns, electricity from Topaz, various elemental rods and suchlike

Ramella always wants ten of diamonds or something every time I try to talk to her

Where the fuck can you find a Guardian mark I on Master Mode? I need a picture of one. Every place I think they might be end up being mark II.

For the girl with the fetish?
You need one of the walkers in the fields.
One of the flying dudes in the sky.
One of the fighters in the shrines.

So it isn't one of each then? Well that's good, but I'd still like a compendium entry though without going to the lab.