/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
bronnen.net/int/
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>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

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read.navi-gaming.com/en/team_news/zeus_is_back_to_natus_vincere
ulletical.com/abc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

brehs

DonHaci is /ourguy/

Zeus
Seized
S1mple
Flamie
Edward

Coach Kane

check twitter. this is nuts

fuck zeus... traitor

top 5 ez if true
s1mple on main awp is going to be sick

S1imple just messing around dude

wrong

hello where are the proofs

check reddit

>be LEM
>play with supremes
>great teammates
>rank up to supreme
>play with LEMs and other supremes
>horrible teammates
I'm winning games and contributing to it just fine but there's cheaters, carried DMGs and russian retards everywhere
this is probably the point where I should either get ESEA or uninstall

git gud and stop making excuses

>didn't read lol
winning with hacks is boring

>when you ranked up to LEM with a P90

nigga i soloqueue to global many times
i meet a cheater maybe once every 10th game, the cheating proportion is way overblown by scrubs

yeah, that teammate with 300 hours spouting russian into mic nonstop with no real callouts playing like a gold nova until there's enemy in range he can lock onto is just good
NA must have it easy

Why do people like FaZe all of a sudden?

They're a goddamn COD clan trying to buy their way into CSGO.

stop having autism
the players have been around forever

Guys, Friberg is really handsome, I can't stress this enough.

honestly a skinny friberg would be pretty nice looking

I'm playing EU you dip

get prime

That doesn't make the attempted superteam any better.

No, he needs to lose some fat, but gain some muscle. Skinny is bad.

>skinny is bad
okay fatty

I'm 1.90m and 72 kg.

>72kg
how about losing about 12kg fatty

I already lost 13 kg in gains when I snapped my back.

>muh lifts
gross

I miss the good old days ;_;

I can literally snap this kid in half.

Like it or not, this is peak performance.

sad

defend this

is there a more /ourguy/ team?

Immortals

>na matchfixers are bad
>eu ones are good
gotards?

hello reddo

it's surprising how the new tec9 patch does fucking nothing
spamming the weapon no longer makes sense until at very point blank range, but its so much more accurate that you no longer need to spam at long range just to kill something which really makes the clip size nerf moot

If you are playing EU its different from NA. Queue a few games in NA you'll see how many hackers we have and there are a fuckton of them even in prime.

It's not different at all, he's clearly a redditor cheater trying to damage control. Valve MM is unplayable.

>playing CEVO (lmao)
>have a girl on my team
>bot movement
>bot crosshair placement
>bot map awareness
>bot nade usage
>doesn't know callouts
>somehow knows where everyone is and has insane aim
>check her profile
>literal fucking CEVO admin Burns the cuck left a comment on how good she is
>she gets banned today for cheating

Literally why does CEVO exist? Someone please explain. Why and how.

why do people care about float value?

autism

imagine being so bad you have to blame cheaters

git gud you scrubs, stop being such a whiny pussies, learn to make better executions rather than excuses

kys cheating negro

>Literally why does CEVO exist?
hmm lets see...
>still 64 ticks
>map choice is more limited than valve mm
>community hasn't improved
i dunno, literally might have well play mm

It's 128 tick, but the servers are real trash, and they don't have a real anticheat. Cheaters literally get banned only from reports, the client doesn't detect jack shit.

already prime
still dealing with russian retards and cheaters
you're just a retard if you can't either spot the obvious ones or you're just as retarded as the problem people we're talking about

What did our intelligent designer mean by this?

Veeky Forums told me not to wear ties without a suit or a coat

or the more likely scenario of you being just utterly fucking terrible at this game

seriously, if you can't soloq to global you're shit

Veeky Forums was right but that's the least of lardians problems

I never said I didn't soloq to global, cheating trash.

thoughts on friberg to optic

>fryburger to na
>meme player to meme team
like potery
still not going to win shit

>cheaters in operation missions

What fucking cheat do I use thats undetected? Ever since AimTux got took down I haven't been able to play.

How are they match fixers?

Reddit kiddies dick ride anyone that wins anything recent.
Everyone thought Asstralis was #1 in the world for a week they probably meme Gambit now.

Haha dude EU so good lol u jus mad
Cheaters can't have cell phones xdd

Geeee, i reeaaallly wonder whyyy possibly people would care whether the weapon skin they paid money for looks good or whether it looks like you pulled it out of a gutter full of shit after it was there 10 years with mongolian homeless rice Farmers living in the gutter and scratching the weapons paint off to eat it
How can someone possibly be so delusional and retarded to care about float, its almost as if it determines how much money your weapon is worth

Fucking Leave you reddit shitter

Your autism pasta is shit

It's about the players, rain and niko are godly.

Your rank is shit

im rank g

"Remember, user, SMURFS ARE NOT CHEATERS. They are just better than you. Remember, this is an opportunity to LEARN about how to get better at the game. Smurfing is perfectly acceptable because when you are getting out-aimed you can learn how to aim better, and when you get 0-16'd you have twice as much time to LEARN from the enemy team because of all the time you spend dead"

I love versing amateur cheaters.

They try wall banging with glocks and shit and then accuse you of cheating if you wall bang them back after seeing a negev-tier stream of bullets come from the same spot

If I didn't go against smurfs all the time in silver and nova I wouldn't have been able to carry myself to supreme.
I learned all sorts of tricks from those faggots.

the brand FaZe sounds faggy to me and alot of other people because they were literally just some kids quickscoping on modern warfare at some point but it expanded a fuckton so now i respect it as a csgo team

put a bullet in your own head

Why?

Warowl dindu nuffin

read.navi-gaming.com/en/team_news/zeus_is_back_to_natus_vincere

ROFL

zeus is a fucking cuck

Friendship ended with Gambit, now Navi is my best friend.

Why is everyone who plays CSGO such a thirsty virgin?

>zeus: if you kick kane I will leave too
>they kick kane anyway

rofl rip gambit can't win without a mememaster like zeus

What's a decent aim_botz challenge result? I am at like 66-70 kpm, 90 degrees

Shit, it should be 200 at least.

nah
ulletical.com/abc

...

Wat is link?

Right. That's why we should have little league teams play against the yankees.

toplaff

why the fuck did dev1ce ruin his hot white twink body with a fucking full sleeve tattoo

Have you seen what kenis has become?

I want to put a baby in Sean

How do I get a girl like dev1ce gf to sit on my face

what's the best cheat i can get for 10 dollars?

Player Unknown it's only trending atm. Just like all the other trending games. CS GO it's like 5 years old.

a pizza while you practice for 12 hours

I want pansy to piss and shit on my face.

fucking WHAT

They have dosia hes the memewizard

How am i suppose to DM for more than 30 minutes before my arm gets tired as fuck and i can't even aim.

Try turning your sens up you fucking woman.

>TI gets sticky
>CSGO gets anime posters and bans

Why Thorin wears coat inside, is that some sort of a meme?

>how do I get gud without pain

My understanding is he moves a lot so it's easier to just wear a coat rather than pay for heating.

seriously why do dotards and every other esport get treated better than us? what did we do wrong?

>But at this stage the guys decided to kick our coach Kane, even with the condition that I will leave with him.

so everyone is ignoring that Zeus tried to blackmail the Gambit players kek