Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

>Electric Motors Are Powered ByDarkMagics Edition

Devious Dread: >44 tonnes of travel sized deodorants bound for Deluth
>34 electric powered tires that always will perfect have traction always because I said so
>Sign that lease and I'll reveal your deepest darkest secret to your nemesis
>CDL How Do? Crush yourenemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women, or a private driving school
>Robotstook all our jobs recently and we're super salty about it, so don't mention autonomous trucks at all, for our sake

>Truckerfag's cb radio setup is so powerful that it can be heard interrupting certain am radio stations in Tiajuana
>EF got stuck, got unstuck, and got stuck again
>Bepis still thinks about the handcart that got away
>Doubles still thinks about the whip antenna that got away
>Primely would be thinking about the 6'2" nerdy bird impersonator that got away, but he's too busy colonizing his latest traineeboi
>Primefag is moonlighting as a tow truck driver
>Whiney dropped the irlgf bombshell on us and promptly went to run silent mode
>Balam is going to be spending the next three weeks digesting the chicken fried steak/lumberjack slam he ate in one sitting
>Gundam hasfull reset of detention pay, still waiting
>Oilfag is getting jobsite fever from being at the same site for six days now

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Bost Trukku

The coffee whore is mine now beppu, you're cucked.

>That culo
Mi gusta.

>no fendirrors
Into the trash it goes.

she looks expensive

mr. boss man took me out of my ‘01 W900 C15 and put me in this 2016 Western Star. this Cummins fucking blows. why do people like these things so much?

*brraaaaaaap*

I don't think anyone likes cummins. The only thing worse is a paccar.