/fgoalter/ Fate Grand Order NA General

Apparently they enjoy bankrupting their own kins

[Please insert fluffy servant here.]

When will my wife appear?

What would Okita's piss taste like?

One of, I know its being beaten by Idolm@ster for sure

I'm working on it.

>still need 8 saber monuments for Saber Alter.

Reminder

piss

Yes. I also dislike how fictional representations of historical characters are historically inaccurate. I'm literally shaking and in tears. How can a franchise that's Pokemon with History dare to do this? I'm sending Nasu a letter of complain RIGHT NOW for making fictional depictions be fictional.

Fluffy Servant

Post cute

It's doing so well it is literally one of the things keeping Sony afloat. GO probably makes even more money than some countries do in a whole year.

Half AP saved my ass, I can't be thst mad even though it's still bullshit.

Dango

>Those nails
>Cute
Why couldn't they give her colored fingers like Liz? Why did it have to be those horrible nails?

What are your servant stats?
en.shindanmaker.com/609021

Class : Beast
Alignment : Chaotic Neutral

Status
Strength : C
Endurance : D
Agility : B+
Mana : E+
Luck : E+
NP : A

Active Skills
1. Obscurant Wall of Chalk C
2. Taijitu B+
3. Star in Heaven D

Passive Skills
1. Cosmo Reactor A+
2. Item Construction A
3. Item Construction B

Noble Phantasm
Bab-ilu C-

Hit-Count
Arts Card : 1
Buster Card : 6
Quick Card : 1

NP Gen : Abysmal
Crit Star Gen : Abysmal
Crit Weight : Abysmal

Relationships
Master : Atrum Galliasta
Best Friend : Romulus
Love Interest : Buddha
Loved By : Hassan-i-Sabbah (True)
Rival : Vlad III (Grand Order)
Nemesis : Beowulf

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Class : Shielder
Alignment : Lawful Good

Status
Strength : A+
Endurance : E
Agility : A+
Mana : B
Luck : D-
NP : D+

Active Skills
1. Natural Body A-
2. Looks of Loveliness D-
3. Oath to the Goddess E+

Passive Skills
1. Divinity EX
2. Territory Creation B+
3. Counter Hero C+

Noble Phantasm
First Folio B+

Hit-Count
Arts Card : 5
Buster Card : 3
Quick Card : 3

NP Gen : High
Crit Star Gen : High
Crit Weight : Abysmal

Relationships
Master : Kotomine Kirei
Best Friend : Arash
Love Interest : Stheno
Loved By : Hans Christian Andersen
Rival : Cú Chulainn (Prototype)
Nemesis : Medea Lily

Could be worse, maybe I can enslave cute medea

JANNU

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money machine

Please do not bully Carmilla, she's cute.

>83 dusts
I see you have also suffered

Reminder that there is no way NA will ever get shutdown when a servant like Jannu makes $46k.

Nasu must be swimming in 10000 yen bills

I'll stop bullying her when she fixes her nails.

Good luck my fellow Hassanfag.

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>Herk B-
Why? I thought he was one of the best servants in the game, if not straight up the best damage dealer.

Neet

Class : Ruler
Alignment : Lawful Good

Status
Strength : A
Endurance : C
Agility : EX
Mana : C-
Luck : B-
NP : A

Active Skills
1. Transfiguration A-
2. Reduced Earth B+
3. Natural Monster B-

Passive Skills
1. Territory Creation A-
2. Magic Resistance B
3. Territory Creation C

Noble Phantasm
Eighth Implement A+

Hit-Count
Arts Card : 2
Buster Card : 4
Quick Card : 5

NP Gen : Very High
Crit Star Gen : Very High
Crit Weight : Medium

Relationships
Master : Emiya Kiritsugu
Best Friend : Enkidu
Love Interest : Beowulf
Loved By : Arjuna
Rival : Saint Martha
Nemesis : Paracelsus

>Neet
>Territory creation

Keep in mind Herk is a *4 while most of the things there are *5

>jannu and vlad higher than altera
what is this

I'm so tired of void dust....

Yes I know. Point still stands, though.

at least post the updated one you dumbass, karna and mhx are higher than that

Gilgamesh is gonna kill you out of jealousy

You need to bond him first, and that's not enough for a lot of challenge quests either way, given Heracles is a solo-Servant in general.

BIG MONEY GIRL

they should at least change the golden chest icon to something else, im tired of getting my hopes up for nothing

>mordred 3 tiers higher than seiba just because she can charge her own np bar a bit, even though her stats and damage are worse
who the fuck makes these

I dont mind waiting forever for him.

I havent seen another list since.

Jeanne doesn't have the Stun there. And Vlad has his Legend of Dracula A+ and his NP interlude too.

>Hurr durr hit buster to win
There's more to the game than that, kiddo

China is a mistake.

I'm going to need some facts about this girl.

>tfw Jeanne Alter could save a server by herself

Truly the saviour of France though no the best one

Cursed Arm is a pretty cool dude
All Hassans are cool honestly, except for Hundred Face.

I'm saving all my quartz until she appears in the gatcha

Wait, what? Is that true?

Yep, in China, her gacha made approx. $2 million a day

I can only imagine the hell of farming for Jeanne with regular AP. Atleast I have enough spare pieces to ascend most other servants once for their interludes.

Class : Cuck
Alignment : Lawful-Cucked

Status
Strength : E
Endurance : E
Agility : E
Mana : E
Luck : E-
NP : E

Active Skills
1. Rapid Tweeting B-
2. Bordermeme A++
3. Instant Cuckold A

Passive Skills
1. Unshaven and Unkempt C
2. Absolute Badass A+
3. Bull Preparation B

Noble Phantasm
Drumpf's Bane E-

Hit-Count
Arts Card : 1
Buster Card : 1
Quick Card : 1

NP Gen : Abysmal
Crit Star Gen : Abysmal
Crit Weight : Abysmal

Relationships
Master : Tyrone DeBlack
Best Friend : Ashley Davis
Love Interest :
Loved By :
Rival : Randy Pitchford
Nemesis : White Males

autism

Would NA Vlad be fixed with just changing him from Berserker to Lancer?

What the flying fuck. Jeanne Alter merchandise when? I need lots of it. High quality of course. The pvc scale that comes out has a horrible face.

No

Why is Jeanne Alter so popular?

Stinky feet.

Because she is the best attacker in the game?

Mona Lisa CE event, and Shinjuku

cute edgelord dork

Also ricidulously strong ingame.

Because she's edgy

Ban shindanmaker posts.

I don't gameplayfags are that expentive so as to spend 2mil daily just to roll for her.

>people will defend this retarded design

Best Servant in the game with Merlin and she is hot as fuck

Yeah, chinese went overboard with the gameplay meme and that was outcome. They only see games as numbers.

She holds this opinion

It looks retarded and yet it still looks better than her normal shitty design

>Worse than Illya
JUST

Why is Nero hair so fucking long when untied but Arthuria's just reaches her neck when they both wear the same braid-bun?

because nero a shit

youtube.com/watch?v=V4Etmvrg2pk

BB is pretty nice, she's got pretty cool animations. Pretty out of there too, her music gives me a massive shitposter and troll feeling too.

It's called Da Vinci and the 7 OOC Servants event, Mona Lisa wasn't even at the shop any more when that event happened as far as I remember.

Yeah she could do with a better looking sword.

Heracles is for solo setups that are mostly done as jokes. With proper support he's not even the best 4 star berserker. Cu alter does his shtick of survivability and damage better too.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HALF AP

why do i love using her so much even though she is quite mediocre?

Congrats on your excellent taste

Because Arthuria wears a wig. Because magic. Cause anime hair physics are dumb and it'd be physically impossible for her to wear her hair like that.

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