/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV Stormblood General

I hate this game and everything about it

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*unzips*

What does /xivg/ think of the Shire Conservator set?

I don't have a picture of epperson for this

please help

Have two.

Post a pic of it. I get them all mixed up.

same

He keeps stealing and eating my fish.

youre monster...

that was actually the wrong picture, I meant to post this one

Dunno the rest

>tfw made a friend on mateus and had lots of "fun" with them

Hope you're enjoying the moonfire faire, user

not really
pretty fireworks though

I become firework

You forgot to reply to Good contender though

Did you join the ls or fc?

"fun" ?

>tank dps
>hard

The rock outcropping out east past the island near the edge of the map is a nice place to watch fireworks. No music there either, so it's atmospheric.

*unzips shaft*

Fishing is not a useless meme profession and I'm going to become the bestest ever fisherman with a cute girlfriend to cook it all for me. We'll be able to buy a nice house together, become wealthy off of my fishing skills, and have three darling children.

Yep, "fun"

Yes

Yeah I joined the fc

Good luck!!

New player here. Need some dick. Which server is the moonguard of ffxiv?

you're retarded, lad

What does that entail?

Then we will be friends!

Mateus.

Balmung, but it's currently closed to new characters with no sign of when they might open it up to transfers again.

>What does that entail?

Guinea pigs

Balmung / Mateus, the former is locked.

Anybody around here know any autistic catboy sluts?

please respond

hey user come to the beach

>Tfw no brown midlander gf
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

I'd unironically consider ERPing if I had a guarantee that someone would say that exact line. That'd just be the entire reason for me to ever consider it. I wouldn't even enjoy the ERP, I'd just be after that one sentence.

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Can I cum in you as well

you are my sunshine

Hi, sir.
May I see your guinea pig license, please?

Most people don't type/speak in character like cheesy doujin dialogue.
That level of english is too hard for them

someone play games with me

I can't find any male characters to erp with, should I settle for a futa?

It's okay, it just means I'm safe from ERPing.

what kinda games
I'm in a zurvan farm party right now

xth for post your character alongside your favourite minion

Now then....

It's shit

Why cant they just give actual content on the seasonal "events" they do 3 times a year

The haukke manor thing was a step in the right direction

Y-Yeah. Who does that?

Ur only sunshine?

I dnt hab one. Igib u taco if u don't confiscate my guinea pigs...

Why is Balmung locked? Which starting zone has the best erp turnover?

Will check it out.

>tfw never erpd because shy and inexperienced girl
>see all these handsome malera and male catboys at the beach in swimwear during the event
>want to run my hands all over their chests
I wish one or several of them would take me then and there on the beach

>not being the male character and looking for a futa

Baka desu

A dick is a dick user, you have nothing to lose
I would love to see someone do that and do it well to be honest.

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What's the best way to grind MGP? Im almost done with my challenge logs, and that'll only get me to 100K. I want that turtle mount.

Hm.. I don't know if I can accept this offer, sir. I have a job to do. Is there anything else you could possibly offer as compensation? I need to feed my kids at home.

Do futas piss standing up?

Fucking source on that image!

That's just how you start on the path to fucking dudes

challenge log, daily cactpot, chocobo races, out on a limb

just do challenge log every week so you don't die of boredom

>chest
>not back
Confirmed for male pretending to be female.

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sorry I dont do lewd things

the back muscle definition's not very good in this game ok

Balmung is locked because it is overpopulated and had queues of over 4000 people after Stormblood's launch.

The environment may be different on Mateus, but on Balmung, Ul'dah is where the ERP was most prevalent.

but I've been looking for males?

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Okay. Anyone from Mateus can tell me what starting zone is best for bbc? Or erp encounters in general?

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get out

Ul'dah, puts you closest to the quicksand which is the starting tavern.
Pick a Gladiator, Thaumaturge, or Monk.

Sorry, I want a brown midlander GF without a ton of baggage.

How about some carrets

>boys pretending to be girls who want to ERP with boys
Can't girls just play girls and boys play boys

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But then it would just be dudes fucking each other

What do you even do to get this on Mateus? Sit in quicksands and wait until something happens or is there some other place?

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Nah, it'd mostly just be dudes thirsting after the females they actually do see and not ERPing with anyone

I'm an actual girl playing a girl but I'm too awkward to ERP but I really want to

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Highlanders!

I do.

I still love him though.

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hes mine stay away

it's fun, try it

Fat birb