HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting. another round of tomb kangz, meme rats, meme elves, meme lizards, AHHHH rome, le ebin throgg and etcetera.
I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands. For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.
Xavier Harris
>tfw going to murder Queek soon
Aiden Stewart
>U fink I woz gonna giv up me arrers wivout a propah scrap? >Not for all da teef in da world
Robert Bailey
is the new patch and 30 RoR midnight release?
Nicholas Adams
You say friendly fire, I say "purging of the weak"
Angel Edwards
bert
Liam Morris
>a faction's end game infantry is better than another factions' mid game infantry WOOOOOOOOOOOW
Parker Foster
The Shaggoth attacks
Jayden Collins
He looks like a skinny Ben Brode
Asher Nelson
t. skaven slavemaster
Jacob Price
The faction's "mid game" infantry is supposed to be better than any other faction's elite.
Aaron Gonzalez
That'd be chosen, not chaos warriors. Chaos warriors are literally just warriors in heavy armor. They're like the fodder of the chaos invasion aside from beastmen
Samuel Morales
IT IS TIME
William Williams
Lore, or TT?
Michael Barnes
JUST TOOK THE FUCKING DAY OFF WORK TO PLAY NORSCA
WHERE IS MY NORSCA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dominic Jackson
9 hours
Jace Hernandez
>Belegay getting murdered by Queek soon truly the best feel
Brandon Jenkins
No, that'd warriors.
Why is some TWW babby trying to tell me what chaos warriors are supposed to be like?
Both.
Jordan Rogers
>IT IS TIME FOR RAPE?
Ian Cox
It's 0902 UTC. CA employees are beginning their working day as I type this. The new content won't release until the end of their working day, at 1700 UTC. That's eight hours away.
Hold on, user. Tie a knot and hold on.
Owen Sanchez
Because you don't know shit.
Hunter Campbell
Should have taken tomorrow off instead bub
Kevin Cooper
You are confusing Chaos Warriors with Chaos Chosen. Also Marauder Champs cost more than Warriors.
Alexander Myers
BELEGAH AYERONHAMMEH
Eli Martin
It's both the lore and tabletop, chaos warriors are better than any other infantry, they just cost more.
CA for being so anal about not allowing units to dismout or switch weapons because it would go agains the TT seems particularly lax when it comes to chaos
Jeremiah Davis
>TWW babby if that makes me, then who am I arguing against?
Lincoln Thompson
...
Eli Morales
Reminder that they literally said on the roster reveal stream that Marauder Champions were Norscans who were "On their way to becoming Chaos Warriors"
Zachary Evans
I am not confusing anything. I really don't understand why someone speaking out of his ass is trying to correct people that actually play the game.
Juan Sanchez
>Chaos Warriors who have successfully earned their armor >"Fodder" in any fucking sense of the word
Just shut the fuck up.
Charles Sanchez
shit man did I trigger you? here just win the argument, don't want you to suffer anymore
Lincoln Anderson
Couldn't Black Orcs change weapons in TT?
Adam Murphy
Yeah they had the armed to da teef rule.
You're an idiot, that guy isn't even me, maybe you should really shut the fuck up.
Connor Sanders
Or what?
Jayden Hernandez
How to get rid of mouth ulcers?
Daniel Martinez
Just read the warhammer wiki page for the Lizardmen and wondering how those guys are still standing, the amount of shit they had to deal with. Are there any sites dedicated for lore?
Benjamin Peterson
Im new to TW games and i have a question, Sometimes 2 swordmen troops are fighting each other and the backline are just kinda standing there doing nothing they even look stuck, is there a way to make my troop go around the enemy?
Jonathan Young
bleach
Juan Wilson
Do you mean like the soldiers int he back of a unit moving on the enemies back? If that's what you mean, no.
The only way you can achieve something similar is by using few ranks and trying to wrap around on the charge
Owen White
SPAGHETTI LINE
Sebastian Nguyen
Smear with Vegemite at least twice a day. Cuts the time they last for by half.
Julian Ward
thinner lines
Jackson Stewart
Honey, old wife's trick
Isaiah Edwards
stop pretending to be me
Colton Carter
They always released at 5 pm bong time u dumb burger
Chase Carter
Or what?
Benjamin Long
Why are burgers always dumb as bricks?
Zachary Davis
Or what?
Thomas Ward
Anglogenes.
Hunter Carter
Yes. They're able to switch between great weapons, hand weapons and shields, or dual hand weapons on the fly. We really need two more Black Orc variants to plug the gaps.
Mason Cox
Damn, Sigvald is really bitch made in TWW
Angel Brooks
Visit your pharmacist and get some antibacterial mouthwash.
Alexander Hughes
He enjoys being bottom bitch, this is Slaanesh's way.
Jayden Williams
Or maybe CA could just bring back units switching weapons, another feature they removed.
Mason Brown
Same way you cure haemorrhoids
Jeremiah Phillips
Yeah except it's not releasing at 5pm Bong time it's releasing at 6pm Bong time.
Gabriel Johnson
Regular marauders turn into Chaos Warriors. Marauder Champions either become Chosen or higher-vet Chaos Warriors.
There, lore accurate.
Ayden Murphy
Guys my stomach hurts and there's a lot of blood in my stool, should I see a doctor or just wait it out?
Kevin Clark
Lol where did you pull that out? From your ass?
Tyler Bennett
Why haven't CA fixed the problem of when you move your cavalry to a certain point they will choose to go through your friendly infantry taking 10 times as long and breaking both formations instead of riding 30 yards to the side and going straight?
It's stupid.
Joseph Torres
No, from the other guy's ass. Hence the blood.
Isaiah Cruz
They're still standing because they're summoned from spawning pools, born ready to fight. They just have truly obscene numbers and the capabilities to absorb endless losses. If you kill a ligger, ten more pop out to take its place.
Use a thinner line. The guys at the back of the unit aren't moving forward because the AI is trying to make sure they maintain the formation you assigned them. A long line two men deep should help more men get in to the fight, but be careful! Cavalry charges will have absolutely no problem punching straight through a thin line of troops.
Nathan Jenkins
its 3pm bongtime, check their fucking twitter you autist
Luke Murphy
RELEASE IT FUCKING RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jack Reed
Does it hurt when you shit? If so it's probably an anal fissure and there is not much you can do about it but wait for it to fix itself. It helps to take anti-diarrhoea medication which can prevent you shitting for a day or so giving the fissure time to heal.
What colour is the blood? If it's bright red then it's coming from a lot further down the system than the stomach.
Connor Hughes
The engine clearly no longer supports that. Ammo types are distinct units.
Ian Bailey
Neah, there is nothing to worry about. Just drink something with alcohol in it.
Caleb King
It is now August. Delirium burns through the forest in the hour of its apex. It is Saemrath, the time of the zenith. Orion is afield, engorged and rampant. The Consort-King and his coterie sally forth to bring a rich harvest of lithe young attendants for the maidens of the Asrai. The enshrined ideal of idleness is usurped, and the ensuing bedlam is but little removed from the bray-herd's bestial madness. From Mousillon to Middenland, the Wild Hunt falls upon the hovels and midden-heaps of the toiling races across the Old World.
Ariel alone remains unswept by the ardor of the hour. It is for the Eternal Queen to interpret the auguries, to ensure that Athel Loren may endure. At the Oak of Ages, Ariel engages in the antiquated Asur heresy of time-keeping. At best a confused effort under Athel Loren's capricious canopy, it is only by degrees that Ariel affirms the rectitude of her assumptions.
Regiments of Renown Soon.
Evan Murphy
That's the patch not the DLC moron.
Alexander Lewis
No, he's right. "Marauder Champions" are Huscarls, which are the Norscan rough equal to your average Chaos Warriors.
Gabriel Kelly
Is an alliance with Belegar Ironhammer a good strategy as the Empire?
Kevin Green
>hold shift >click and drag to create a route that doesn't involve moving through friendly infantry
So difficult.
Anthony White
its the same thing you nutsucker
Juan Adams
Crossbowmen can swich their weapon.
Jason Peterson
I've always had that problem until I started going almost every day.
Don't keep it in, as soon as you feel like going to the bathroom go, I used to keep it in all the time and would shit bricks slowly damaging my rectum.
Nathan Baker
>Does it hurt when you shit?
Yes, and the blood is bright red.
So I should just get some over-the-counter anti-diarrhea meds so I can hold off shitting for a day?
Nicholas Brown
Except Steam says 5pm GMT.
Who do we believe? The retard social media "manager" at CA who gets paid to write twitter posts or Steam who actually release when they say they release.
Kevin Sullivan
No "he" is not right, on the roster reveal itself they said champions are on their way to becoming warriors.
Even if we pretend they didn't say that, Chaos warriors are the best of norscans that were awarded the chaos arms, there's no way champions could even compete with them.
David Rivera
Guess we'll see.
Noah Bailey
That's what I did and it fixed it. Take as many as the packet says you can take, you can maybe even hold it off for 2 days and that would be best.
Adrian Allen
>The engine clearly no longer supports that. Ammo types are distinct units.
Archers in Attila can switch to 4 different ammo types on the fly during battle
Hunter Ortiz
is his belt a sex harness
Caleb Green
The company pushing the product dictates when it releases, user. Steam's a digital distribution juggernaut but they aren't that obtuse.
Yes. That's Attila. An entirely different game with an entirely different iteration of the Warscape engine.
Ian Rodriguez
Yes and I expect an apology in this thread for you calling me an autist if I am correct.
Ian Harris
Norsca units look so fucking gay I don't understad why anyone would want to play as them.
Josiah Green
>another feature they removed Don't thunderers have both guns/axes?
Carson Jackson
So Steam just made up that it will release at 6pm BST? Why would they do that? The twitter account that says 3pm has not even responded to the people saying steam says it's at 6pm BST. She probably dun goofed and patch releases at 3pm and she just thought the DLC did too.
Dylan Moore
Not as gay as empire troops.
Camden Hall
delet
Ethan Bell
Worst case scenario they could hack it, maybe, like hero units can have special abilities that change their attacks or stats as buttons around their portrait on the left hand side of the screen, so you could give a "sword and board" button to black orcs or "kneel fire" to handgunners which changes the way they attack for an indefinite amount of time.
Samuel Moore
What exactly do I have to do to unlock the new RoR's? Just make a TW forum account?
Kevin Adams
Nothing. Your game will update automatically when they release in eight hours time.
James Williams
Yeah, delete the empire. It's too fucking gay for a video game.
Adrian Jenkins
Slight differences in numbers REEEE MY TIZM
Charles Wood
Could have sworn they said you unlock them through "total war access"
William Johnson
>CA in charge of lore accurate armies edition But CA is the lore. There is no more warhammer, but total war warhammer.
Brayden Edwards
Yeah, that was an early access gimmick that they apparently dropped. Just wait for the official release.
Kevin Turner
Wrong, you still require TWA.
They haven't dropped the requirement yet, although that being said they might