/srg/ - speedrunning general

after literal years of non stop clueless grinding he has achieved his skill level

after literal years of non stop clueless shitposting about sm64 they have achieved

uh

huh

My fellow primates of course

another day passes with diddeh not achieving the 48 he is capable of

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I like how narcissa changed his cam last stream to some bald headed girl to hide his actual face. now he brings his cam back only to show that he bought a wig. the most insecure person in the speedrunning community

so he's showing regret for having sacrificed his hair, at least he doesn't have to show regret for sacrificing his penis

Being good at a speedgame requires grinding. Puncayshun hasn't created any strats, but saying he doesn't understand why things are done is delusional. He has a great understanding of how movement is optimized, has very respectable individual star times, and is extremely consistent with just about everything.

>stream monster on srg thinking they know if someones created strats or not
ask me how i know this is the obsessed freak

>someone not in a games community talking about who did and didnt do what like they actually know
lel

How do you know this is the obsessed freak?

because he likes to force false information about people and preach it like its a fact when it never is

its funny just how low he will sink. a real specimen

What strats has puncayshun created?

why didn't you sage?

looks better with a wig than with the natural straw hair
now if those teeth were fixed...

>looks better
He could have at least gotten a natural color instead of looking like a doll.

>cosmo "fixing" anything

>no answer
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Is Cosmo a grindmonkey?
His runs are unoptimized, and he does mindlessly grind them 10 hours a day

literally mindless, even

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why didn't you sage?

why did you delete?

I spent a few years pretending to be a new person. I adapted the source code from one of the old TASvideos thread to execute button presses on console and use it to "stream," occasionally interrupting the well-crafted input lists with mistakes and fake rage quits. My times are on speedrun.com and SRL and I even have the WR for a pretty competitive category in a SNES game

I've been living comfortably on the $1500 brought in from Twitch and YouTube ad revenue and subs, but I'm always trying to improve my $/hour of run generating.

My question /srg/ is should I attempt a second persona or just add more games to my existing one. I'm concerned people might get suspicious if I learn and master a new game and stream "WR Attempts" for it alongside my current main. Anybody have experience with this?

just twitter dm'd my boy wqqqqwrt this blog post, you're fucked kid

no dugongue. stick with your one account until it either gets banned or you get caught.

Nobody cares about the legitimacy of runs lmao fuck off kid

I'm not into SM64, freak, I'm simply saying you have no ideas what runners create what strats for all the various people you claim don't create any.

Puncayshun has not created any strats.

he created a strat you can easily follow, it's called shut the FUCK up

is darko picking up ape escape 3 going to decide who will the age old battle of "god gamer" vs "grind monkey"?

Noone cares about your piss easy meme game.

why didn't you sage?

So I could help keep the thread alive.

Also, saging isn't a downvote you fucking retard.

squid has created 0 strats or time savers across all of his games

bury the dog you fucking retard

Birds can obviously laugh.

Monkeyposting is fucking hilarious and is directly related to speedrunning

these are all accurate posts deserving of a word

squid has many records and good times in many games which he has contributed a lot to stay mad and keep him relevant good day

>inb4 ooh ooh im insecure eek

gonna word this actually

what does any of this mean? is this the meltdown of a twisted freak?

once again the obsessed freak started a topic and was itching to make it about squid until he caved. every time

why did you delete?

reminder that squid is the obsessed freak and also the obsessed freak obsessed freak

why did you delete?

backpedalling 5x as hard as pyat every time someone exposes you a little more isnt going to help your image when you out yourself and the entire community with know you have a boner 3 years strong for squid lmao

t. squid

>your image
wtf

Squid is the obsessed freak you retards. Same person, same behaviors

not wording the pyat-obsessed freak

what do you mean by "you retards"?

I mean the people who post here that are retards

is that supposed to be everyone but you? because the more people you mean to describe, the more retarded it would be for you to be here, trying to converse amongst the retarded

his name was ian edward

her name is alison

My name is Michael Weston

neetxchav

t. freak

Glen, Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen's the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middle management is right in his grasp
It's a dream he will never let die
Glen's the man of the hour
He's the king of his cube
Status call reports have finally met their rival
Burning the candle at both ends on his way to the top
He knows one day he just could become, supervisor

Where will you be when Darko exposes Squid in Ape Escape 3?

hahahahaaah

word

And Skyrim VR is a perfect game we should all buy immediately.

>de obsessed freak

>de obsessed freak

What game did you speedrun today?

mmz3 practice as always

why did you delete?

tattlextale

based glenn

why did you delete?

The God Gamer Stigma

The Zero Time Dilemma

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

The Stigma Enigma

The Stigma Enema

The Siglemic Epidemic

The Jin Chagrin

twitter.com/wooferzfg/status/895753417708249094

the brain of someone who gets banned for donating bits themselves

The Donation Location

Somebody got banned for donating bits to themselves? Any more info I can read on that?

why did you delete?

So what's the deal with this wqqqqqqqqwrt guy

What's the deal with protecting splicers?

His run was removed from the leaderboard, wasn't it? How is that protecting him?

that's about it really
twitch cracking down on ad bit abusers and the like

It would be really easy to do this without getting caught.

they got caught because they used the same account