*keys your car*

>*keys your car*
>"ppssshh, nothin personnel, no one will believe you kid, and even if they did, I'm untouchable anyway"
>*checks the time on his omega seamaster*
>*looks back up at you and starts laughing*

What do?

Call the cops and give them my info. Surely he would have passed by some stores with surveillance cameras, r..right?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KARATE CHOP!!

buy his balls powder

split that perfect dome with an axe

Are yall just mad he's starting a watch channel and won't be driving shitboxes around anymore?

i wish i was a rich jew so that i could start a YT channel and buy even better cars than my dad bought me

i think youre thinking of someone else

>look at me i only wear omegas and rolexs and panerais and VCs and i'm too good to wear any other brand nevermind that they're loaned to me by crown and calibre and I don't even own them

toss a spark plug shard at his watch face while hes checking the time, key his face while hes agape looking at his shattered timepiece

shoulda bought a casio

>"ppssshh, nothin personnel, no one will believe you kid, and even if they did, I'm untouchable anyway"

Chill, my dude.

What ethnicity is Matt Farah?

You sure know a lot about the situation, perhaps you should get off his dick?

kike, just like all the other rich car youtubers.

>casio
>not citizen
fucking normie

>ITT matt farah = Johnny Knoxville
KEK

run him over to make a point, then leave him on the side of the road with a lightbulb up his ass

rape him savagely

Gas him like his ancestors.

>Matt Farrah
>Keying someone's car

Not even believable in theory.

>*checks the time on his omega seamaster*
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

Is that Chumlee?

No one said anything about Chumlee dying. Heres why: www.ClickThisFuckingAD.com

I saw Matt Farrah at a grocery store in LA yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

how much pussy you get with that citizen?
did you go to ross?

Not him but if you pull out a citizen watch that pussy is gonna suck you in

>that pussy is gonna suck you in
Will you ever get out?

what are you doing so far from /HG/?