Sex Consensus

>22
>1999 Civic Hatch
>1

You should fuck in the Cressy.

>18
>VE SV6
>47

>21
>1976 280z
>0

- 28
- '95 Miata
- 3

Do I win a prize?

were they men

>29
>2004 F-150 Heritage
>1 (My wife)

>23
>Town Car
>1

>18
>2010 Toyota Yaris
>3

>19
>2006 Kia Rio
>4

>20
>2003 CVPI
>1

Well it's fantastic that my girlfriend just left me three days ago and I turn 21 in two weeks, r-right guys? ;-;

Wow I guess Veeky Forums fucks more than any other board.

>25
>2016 F150
>0

>24
>2004 Mini 1.6
>0

Automotives is a sexy hobby lol.
>tfw girls get turned on by you shifting gears and controlling the revs

Women are attracted to status symbols and money, they're emotionally underdeveloped like a big child

Stop spewing memes, women under 25 don't even know manuals exist

I'm dead serious

Exact words from my girlfriend, while another girl was in the the car: "You shifting gears turns me ooon :)"

It was a 91 Accord EX coupe, not bad not not great either, also the clutch was worn out lmao, she loved it when I revved and gave me a BJ while I shifted gears, she also liked my small 4.7x4.7 pepe, she was white and had huge boobs and ass and was cool af, but I thought she wasn't cute enough ;_________; I regret so much

No, but two of them were twice my weight... I like me some PAWG goodness.

is that tkmiz?

I have the exact same car and got laid in it several times

I told her how I shifted gears when the tach went to 3k and she loved it. She loved how enthusiastic I was about cars ;_______;

19
'99 Audi A4
0

>23
>2005 v6 Camry
>3 but they were tinder dates so it doesnt really count

Only thing that sucked about manual was that I couldn't hold her hand while I drove.

>2004 mini
>How many girls you have slept with while owning your current car
>0
how many guys then?

>Women under 25 don't even know manuals exist
Most retarded comment of the day.

>twice your weight
>PAWG

Does the G stand for 'galaxy'?

>18
>03 Nissan Pathfinder
>3 girls
>3 dudes
Only two girls I had sex with IN the car though.

slam in the back of my DRAGULAAAA

>while owning your current car
Shit you killed my record

22
2011 Toyota Corolla
3?

>20
>2004 Impala
>0

;((

19
>1990 Corolla 3 Door 4A-FE | 1985 Renault 25 GTX
>1 + 1

I don't go actively looking for whores though.

>29
>No
>NaN

>28
>Subaru Impreza Sports Wagon 20K
>2

24
2000 Celica GTS
5

>22
>VW Polo 9n3
>2

Ps: Both girl liked my car, and girls in general like it.
Once again Chad car wins!

Hahahah

>27
>79 camaro fun car 2000 Durango daily
>1

Mfw when marriedfag

20
1994 Miata
0

>2 tone 4rth gen Camry
Legendary

>25
>135i
>3
I’ve only had it for about 2 months, off to a good start so far

You in the muhreens?

Yupp almost done thank gawd

Maybe he's a 100lb spooky skele
I guess that still makes the girls 200lbs tho

You're a fool user
>her hand on the shifter
>your hand on hers
Romantic as hecc

>23
>had more vehicles than ive had women
>I've been with 7 women, 0 with current vehicle though, but I've only had it a few months

>18
>2008 328xi
>1

It’s gf so I smash the same girl on a daily basis

19
2002 Buick Park Avenue
>1, multiple times over the past 2 years
Fuck man, that back seat has enough room for activities if you know what i mean.

23
1999 Celica
0 (but it doesn't matter what car I have :^))

>25
>2013 F150
>2

The real money maker was my 1989 foxbody in high school. I must have banged more girls over the hood of that car than I have fingers and toes

26
06 4Runner
2, including in my ruck

18
'01 Escape
1

>21
>2014 dodge avenger r/t
if second base and oral counts then 3

‘11 Malibu
7

Also I’m 19

>18
>96 Mercedes E320
>1
Long relationship I'll probably marry her if everything goes fine

>18
>2010 Toyota Rav4
>0

>20
>busrider
>1

>Late 30's
>Late model Audi S4
>0

>wears out selector fork

suck it up, go on tinder and fuck it out w/ randoms

>27
>2013 FJ Cruiser
>4

I only let the thickest MILFs crush my dick anymore, girls are trashy and will accuse you of rape. If you stick to women over 35 they're more likely to rape you, which I can handle.

...

>20
>86 Porsche 944
>1 like God intended
Saw one of these parked on the street today, didn't realize how tiny they are. Seem like cool cars... I'm thinking of buying a 190e and rallying it since I could just lock it in second gear but insurance and registration costs are such a pain in the ass

>19
>04 wrx
>1

Well don't lean on you fat fuck

She looks like an English teacher that would mark off points if she hated you.

So, 0?

And you had to fuck her to get a passing grade?

Yes please.

Being Veeky Forums and all, I had to take a moment to decide if that was a before/after pic.

>30
>Fiata
>0

>21
>2002 Honda Accord V6
>1

I lost my virginity in that car, and I've probably had more sex in that car than sex outside that car. The old girls having issues, and I'm afraid I'll have to put her down, but for now she carries on.

>be me
>be May 17, 2014
>be prom night
>have qt3.14azngf for prom date
>try to save on pricey dinner so I eat alot of dad's homemade chili before picking her up
mistake
>take her to the dinner and eat some stuff
>get on the road, an hour plus of driving on the DC beltway to get to prom
>decide now's the time to woo my gf with my magic fingers
She just hiked up her dress and I proceeded to finger her all across the beltway for nearly an hour, I should really not have risked my drive on that
>her pussy stank, and is lopsided when you look at it, only one beef curtain and the other is normal
>my fingers were pruney and I wasn't a fan to having to lean over for that long
I'm pretty sure a full SUV of Mexicans noticed what I was doing because they all started laughing on the road while looking over
>get to prom and really have to shit
>take a huge chili shit (thanks dad) and shut down the bathroom with the smell
>gf asks why it took so long and asked if I was jerking off
>ignore her and get inside
>all the prom music is nigger tier, so I find the finger foods and go at it
>within 15 minutes get really sick on mozzarella sticks
>find a chair with gf and pass out for an hour or two at prom
>wake up still a little sick and decide this place sucks
>we leave
>I get the stupid idea that I deserve road head all the way back to our hometown
>proceed to get awful teethy road head in the dark while driving down the beltway for at least 45 mins
>almost cum multiple times, but don't
>get in town and drive towards the spot I hand picked to fuck at, a parking lot in the woods
>get there, and see someone already got there before me
(1/2)

>21
>s13 vert
>1

cont.
>spend the next hour driving back and forth across town looking for a place to go, keeping in mind gf needs to be home before midnight
>getting really close to the deadline so I decide to fucking park at a dimly lit gas station
I had made another mistake before the date took place. As I was a virgin, I was a big pussy and couldn’t muster the willpower to buy condoms, so I did what any man would do, I planned a replacement for it.
>Get the car off
>Make sure gf is ready to lose it with me that night
>Slide back to the rear seat, opening the back doors is too suspicious, right?
>She gets back there too
>get her on my lap, and pull out the replacement
>a Walmart bag and a rubber band
>proceed to attach this and attempt penetration for a few minutes
For anyone who doesn’t know, plastic bags don’t react well to your body’s lubricants and tend to still have significant friction. Where I only had difficulty getting in, I’m sure gf was in quite a bit of pain
>Only get half in before I say fuck it and try to penetrate her bare
>she then slowly slides down over a minute because “it hurts so much”
>I, having been blue balled all night and had a lot of road head last maybe 5 pumps
>pull out, and proceed to jizz on her dress, my leather seats, and the ceiling
>feel great shame like any man does after finishing
>try to clean up, don’t look at gf much and quickly start the car and drive away
>drop her off and leave as soon as possible
>get home and take a cold shower, when my parents asked how prom was, I told them it was a waste of money
>never use the Walmart bag again
We fucked a lot in that car since then, with both of our stay at home parents. We’ve been together for almost 5 years now, and she just moved in to our first joint apartment. My beautiful Honda is right outside, and I’m sure she’s ready in case we need her again

22
99 Cobra
3

I also wrecked it on a date with the 3rd girl. She's now my fiance.

>26
>2003 GS430
>implying i fuck grills

congrats on losing half your shit

20
05 civic si
3

2 with my old rx8

>26
>BRZ
>1, the as when I had my previous car

>3000
>Civic
>17000

>tfw u will never be molested
>in ur car to make it automotive related

Lost mine in a 1999 v6 with high school GF, still with her 5 years later too... only difference is i didn't use a fucking Wal-Mart bag as a condom. Miss that Honda though