He can't eat a burger while driving through town

>he can't eat a burger while driving through town
>he can't text mommy while using turn signal
>he can't scratch a lotto ticket while turning into K-mart
>he can't finger his butthole while honking at the geriatrics
>he can't sniff his poopy crust while pulling into McDonalds
How does the manualfag cope?

By succumbing to the crushing reality that being able to operate a manual transmission makes me a better driver.

That's what you wanted to bait for, right?

b-b-b-b-but it's more engaging bro, less flexibility in your car is a good thing!
why would i ever want to drive with 1 hand and shoot the manual driver with my other free hand as he tries outshifting an automatic car!

>he can't be a nigger because he drives a manuel
i don't see the problem with this

Watch the racism, man.

it's not racism, if it were racism i would've said
>he can't be a black nigger because he drives a manuel

nah bro, thats racist, gotta shut you down bro,

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that's not racism you nigger

Whoa chill out bro i just dont wanna offend nobody you know?

it's not offensive if you call everyone niggers

I dont see race to be quite frankly quaint with you broham.

That's pretty ableist of you to say.

but you're assuming because i said nigger that i mean a black guy. who's the real racist?

heheheheh.......... auto matic gud...................
hhehehhheheuhhuhuuhhu

You seem upset that I have pointed out the obvious downsides of using a manual transmission. There's no reason to be sad. You are allowed to like objectively inferior hardware if you have fun with it.

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>p-p-projecting
Something wrong, my man?

shut up you lazy nigger

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Look, just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

hitler was a nigger for not killing more of them

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>drive manual stone drunk while still drinking along third world mountain roads without any cupholders

Am I some sort of God?

is it above 8k ft in elevation then yes