Boomer HATE thread

Shut up greedy grandpa.

go to your retirement home already and shut up, you stupid piece of old smelly trash.

grandpa, shut up

SHUT UP GRANDMA DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE

>*quickly enables and disables airplane mode*

>*notices on computer her vehicle is not due for another 2500 miles*
aren't you supposed to change oil ever [x] miles OR [x] months?

Shut up grandpa no one gives a shit what you think

You changed her oil, right?

Shut up grandpa.

>not changing your oil every six months regardless of mileage

shut up, grandpa

You spelled oil change wrong.

Changer her oil its what she wants

>just did a track day in my escape
>remember I also had 2 autox days on this oil
>decide to get it changes at the dealership because I'm old af grandma and can't get under the car like I used to
,>service manager sees my miles to the change and gives me a little smirk like hes fucking omniscient
>let it go this time but homie I'm gonna perforate that motherfucker if he starts shit again

Assume she's about to embark on a cross country road trip you need to chill

You track your car but won't do your own fucking oil?

We just downsized after our last kid graduated med school I don't have a lift in the garage anymore and I'll be damned if you think I'm getting on a creeper at 78 years young

*blocks your path*

So as a Ford service manager you should know that the Escape has an oil change light that comes on not only by mileage but also time.

Also what kind of business are you running to even scoff at someone coming in wanting to spend some money?

But this story is bullshit so fuck off

78 year old on Veeky Forums holy FUG

>the Escape has an oil change light that comes on not only by mileage but also time
My gfs '13 Platinum doesn't, I wasn't aware they added this.

>i believe everything I read on the internet

Hypocritical to post this on Veeky Forums, where the general advice is to change oil every 100 miles.

It’s on newer models, much like the newer (17+) 6.7 Super Duty doesn’t have set oil change intervals, the truck constantly monitors oil quality and lets the owner know when to change it.

shut up, grandpa

>modern muscle cars
>suvs
>harley davidson
>retarded overly protective safety laws

these are all boomers faults

Literally watched some asian bimbo trying to pump gas today. Just kept taking nozzles from the pump and trying them all, didn't put in what she wanted or anything. Just stuck in petrol/diesel and started wandering over to the LPG terminal before the cashier came out to ask what the fuck she was doing.

Unfucking believable. How can you have a license to drive but don't know how petrol works?

>have boomer boss
>rich cunt
>pays fuck all
>buys teenager tier wrx sti
>blows thousands on performance parts and shit
>bragging about his car everyday how he's smoking all these cars at the lights
>offer to race him in my shitbox commodore ute with home fitted 2nd hand supercharger
>refuses
>all the lads call him a softcock
>agrees a few days later
>line up on the highway
>cucks out at 100km/h with lead of half a bonnet
>declare himself the winner cause street races only go up to 100km/h as that's the speed limit.

Murder is always an option

Fucking boom
The boom that sounded around the world
Oh wait, the *i*children.........
The CHILDRENNNNNN OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STOP HIM

shut up grandpa

Holy fuck how new are you?

wait he had you up to 100kmh?
what kind of SHIT ute do you have faggot?