/pdg/ - Payday: The heist, Payday 2 General

No idea what I'm doing edition.

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>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

raidworldwar2.com/
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=197
bitbucket.org/Frankelstner/pd2-hashlist/raw/f80b3ccba8ceb4e2b50b5ee1e5a683c9380bbac2/hashlist
youtu.be/v38DcYzyHuI
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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How do I extract or even access the sound files. I need those police voices.

raidworldwar2.com/
SEPTEMBER 26TH

MEDIC BAG

NOW

POR FAVOR

/PDG/ IS DYING

Just toss it to a bot and see if it drops it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>/pdg/ is in custody!

download this modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=197
new hashlist here bitbucket.org/Frankelstner/pd2-hashlist/raw/f80b3ccba8ceb4e2b50b5ee1e5a683c9380bbac2/hashlist
google the rest, nigger

Which contractor you think has best/worst jobs in PD2?

Personally I'd say best is Dentist, worst is Elephant.

>site doesnt display properly unless i fullscreen
>exactly like all the pd2 pages
good to see the page coder is keeping his job despite subpar work

do you mean best/worst in terms of overall quality or are you just asking whos the contractor of your most/least liked jobs?

You can't just start off saying the objectively right thing, it really kills discussion oportunities.
Mild shout out to bain for the alesso heist

i wish golden grin were better optimized
worst is butcher, forest is the single worst heist in the game

what about FF day3 loud

it has cover, and is not a giant death hill

FUCK ME! WE NEED THOSE KEKS!
Bring the sode, boys.

I can't believe people actually spent money on this game.

...

>page 9

good snipers?

>forest is the single worst heist in the game
But that's not Goat Simulator or Biker Heist.

What is best heist in life?

highschool
you can solo it ez stealth or loud
everyone just goes loud

get the fuck up

Using Akimbo revolvers is basically like using a less accurate, less stable but higher damage version of a single revolver since you can still only shot 6 times.
Did I get that right?

>page 10

Come on, we need some codes in here

I think that's about right, though through mods you should be able to fix the accuracy/stability issue for the most part.

deadgeam

>mfw hearing that Raid WW2 has stealth and driving sequences

They just couldn't keep the best parts for themselves

Contractor. It's like a crossbow with a laser mod.

Did you watch the same trailer that we did?

The whole fucking thing is a debriefing of a stealth heist.

medic bag here

>stealth
>driving

Dead on arrival.

Always happens when you kill them while the exit the car. Why can't they do this at other animations?

THAT IS NOT SUMMER THEY LIED TO ME

How much for DLC? That's robbery!

Proper One Down when?

thread is in custody, take a hostage on page 10 to trade him

You mean more advanced AI?
Next game.

>yfw you'll never be able to put your pickle in sydney

Reminder that good players don't need inspire ace.

Fuck off ashley

Reminder that good players don't need any skills.

Reminder that good players put on mods that give them the stats of random civs

>ywn have Trashley dress up and fulfil your futa Sydney dream for you

Why even bother living

gay fat

That's my fetish

>twitch liongamelion
come and shitpost here

I just made an image to post loads of codes onto. Then we got hit by lightning and had a power cut for 2 days. Power cut just after i saved the file.
>File is corrupt and i already deleted the codes from my document.
yay.

Holy fuck. RIP codes.

>NF7QY
Thank you!

upload the corrupt file somewhere

FW8GV

Yeh all over Austria there was a storm. Over 9000 confirmed lightining strikes. Trees knocked over everywhere and most of Austria was without power.

I have no clue why i said 2 days though >.> i meant 1 day.

>P03GW
>AJADJ
Thanks based Trashley

Yeah, I was out this morning, shit was not cash. Did you hear about the guy who got hit by lightning?

I did not.

Have you posted the Mega Clover Mask Pack before? Im really hoping to snag a code.

KWFCT claimed.
Thanks for my Microsoft boy Ash.

Retired old guy got effed up by lightning. Through the grapevine I heard that according to the RK guys he had it harsh.

goddammit i missed it again
this shits the only reason i view this general

>Germany and Austria are gonna get fucked on Raid as well

Fuck everything

owch

Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it.

Well if you're a good player, and you ace inspire, it isn't for you. It's not like you can inspire yourself.

I accidentally created a vaporwave mask.

What do?

/ded/

ded

Fuck me,we needed those cooks

I memorized the old cooking lines but in retrospect it was kind of obnoxious Bain could just be 100% wrong. And only like, what, two of his lines were wrong out of the rest of them?

Was out during the stream, i have only one question about RAID: does it look fun ?

It did, it looks like Payday but not balanced shit and you move forward all the time.

so its a game full of hoxout day 1, heat street, and green bridge?

Kind of yeh, but the enemies die when you shoot them. No regen shit, just straight up health bar.

do you mean no infinite waves?
cop's die when you shoot them in pd2

I heard on stream they mentioning that they didn't increase much the health each dificulty jump and instead added more units and special types, Flamethrower units and shit, and ammo and health seem to be random drops from soldiers not a guarantee like pd

why cant payday 2 be like that?

>missed the codes
welp there goes my week

Why the fuck do those headphones have two plugs on them when there's clearly no mic on them. What fucking back asswards mono aux setup did that dumb fucking jap draw?

wear it?
with jacket?

So uh, AK/CAR is literally pay to win?

Just get all the DLC faggot

Blame jules

so is biker (best shotgun), so is john wick weapon (best sniper), so is sydney (best perk deck), so is gage historic (best pistol), so is gage spec ops (best GL), so is gage chivalry (best OD primary, the crossbow)
Shit is there any piece of DLC that doesn't have the best X of the game?

>tfw missed jacket codes again
FUCK

>Hyped
>Afraid of paying full price and then having to buy tons of DLC
Wake me in two years when the DLC is on sale.

>Wanting to miss the hot preorder bonus and the PD2 crossover content

Update when

thursday

>tfw battle worn nutshell

>battle worn shitpost

>mfw people unironically think Wolfhud crashes less than Hoxhud

youtu.be/v38DcYzyHuI

>mfw hearing the LGL devs talking about skins

video games are truly dead

Find the tiara!

If you read the Starbreeze earnings report, you would have noticed the items where they say shit along the lines of
>The Raid:WW devs were initially doubtful of the Payday business model but after some convincing, we made them see the light. It will now definitely follow the Payday business because it's proven to work in the past.

We all saw this shit coming a mile away.

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Say something nice to her

It used to be usable.

>in the Raid WW2 stream they said that there would be no microtransactions

Just how far does the power of Almir's Stand [S W E E T L I T T L E L I E S] reach?