Callie's cuteness and naivety is such that she naturally invites horrific acts of a sexual nature upon herself!
Grayson Jackson
Sex with Marie!
Christopher Rogers
reposting since i just posted these at the very end of last thread and i assume people would appreciate it
met sameanko at comiket today, she drew me a squid and gave me a bag
Adam Gonzalez
Gentle lovemaking with Callie!
William Garcia
Siblings
Christian Diaz
nice
Andrew King
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Charles Murphy
IS THE SUPPOSED NEW WEAPON COMING OUT TODAY?!
Samuel Young
Your OP image is SHIT
Charles Murphy
Let me stick my dick into this.
Angel Perez
Inkling boys > Inkling girls
Charles Taylor
Brothers
Jason Sullivan
A date with Marie
Matthew Flores
this
Cameron Campbell
wrong, also samefag
Camden Williams
How the fuck do I use these damn things. These stats don't show the 500 fucking losses I've had with them, I was doing alright with them at first and then after trying out different weapons for a while I went back to them and I can't do shit. The range is pitiful, damage is average, and dodge rolling messes up my own aim and just feels like I'm making myself more vulnerable than actually evading anything. What am I doing wrong
Robert Williams
Octolings > Inkling boys > Inkling girls
Brayden Scott
What time does the Brella release in EST?
Jason Lopez
you mean EDT
it's 7pm PT, you do the conversion
Jonathan Murphy
As long as you don't move at all after a roll you can stay in your double damage stance as long as you have the ink to keep firing.
Luke Reed
nah
Tyler Wilson
Does anybody have these with swim speed up main? I really need to order them
Brayden Long
>Enemy with multiple Special Ups and Ink Armor This shit is ridiculous he got 6 in one game and it felt like they always had it up. There is literally nothing you can do about it, even Object Shredder barely helps. Nerf when?
Asher Wood
>swam spad jej
Cameron Foster
How bad is salmon run with randoms? Do they still fuck up everything or they made it at least semi retard resistant?
Blake Baker
What balance changes are you guys hoping for tonight?
Hoping for Tri-Slosher to get the nerf it deserves.
Gabriel Smith
It depends. I've had some idiots but some really good people too.
Camden Cox
Yeah I know about that it's just the fact that you're completely still and vulnerable that bothers me. I get the whole idea is to kill them before they kill you but more often than not it just feels like I'm missing my shots and they easily predict my roll and shoot at my completely still dumbass face. I think I just rely too heavily on strafing while shooting for aim but I'd hate to just drop the dualies after putting so much time into them
Chase Wilson
Big Tri Slosher and Ink Armor nerfs Nerfs to Ink Brush Buff to Goo Tuber
Isaiah Torres
Buffs to regular brushes, Splash Wall, other crap things
Caleb Harris
All the abilities besides 2 Ink Reses are a dank as fuck meme. Don't bother with them.
Camden Cox
Please tell me you meant Octobrush, my baby is shitty enough as is
Austin Wright
>balance changes Just because the brella is released doesn't mean there'll be any balance changes
Andrew Brown
Yeah sorry meant Octobrush. I am seeing quite a few Inkbrushes in ranked for some reason though.
Asher Reed
Fuck, they're gonna update the game tonight? Tfw Im almost to level 15 and wanted to use the tri slosher for easy kills.
John Kelly
>Splat Brella edition >Doesn't even update the news
Xavier Butler
To everyone playing in anxious salmon run, good job! I think our teamwork is really great.
Jayden Watson
>Used Swim Speed Up drink + all Krak On gear >Not one of the 9 Subs Slots rolled as Ink Speed up Grinding for ability chunks is bullshit and the drinks are a complete waste of time. I am literally maximising the chance of getting the ability I want and didn't even get a single one. This is just stupid.
Andrew Sanchez
>close to ranking down to overachiever but wave 2 and 3 are low tide waves
Nolan Hall
A brand new weapon class is being added to the game so there should be balance changes, not like the sploosh and brush were new territory
Logan Mitchell
This is Marina's girlfriend say something nice about her
Hudson Torres
>it ends up being a griller wave
David Lopez
I want to pat you on the head
Samuel Nelson
She looks like a nice kid.
Leo Ramirez
>mfw the brella will be a better carbon the only decent move carbon has is the vertical flick, and if single player is anything to go by the brella seems to have a much better one-hit splatting range
Noah Brooks
Drown pearl in mayo
Nathan Wilson
never had a 3man salmon run succeed before,nice
Liam Jackson
pic related
I hope so user, but nothing is less certain
Zachary Perez
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Matthew Taylor
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Ryan Rogers
Be honest /ink/. Will you buy the Pearl and Marina Amiibo set?
Hudson Diaz
This is still bullshit
Sebastian Hughes
Try to just think of the drinks as experience boosters; your gear levels up 1.5x faster under the impact of a drink
Zachary Nguyen
I don't buy Amiibos, and I don't buy from scalpers
Landon Sullivan
sure why not
Christian Russell
I'm probably going to use some spare NFC Cards when the data gets dumped.
Julian Myers
I will download them_______________
Chase Stewart
Yeah I never picked up any of the original solution ones so why not. Then again I won't buy a lot of amiibos, I literally only own Pac-Man and Waddle Dee
Brody Gutierrez
Why are you guys hyping up the splat brella? It's gonna be trash and the tri-slosher will still demolish it.
Nathan Cruz
>he thinks the tri-slosher isn't getting nerfed. the japs have complained about it, so it'll get nerfed.
Justin Barnes
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Charles Lopez
Excellent job to the people on the anxious salmon crew, who got through a majority of the rounds with ease. Hopefully it assisted in getting those sweet sweet bonuses, I hope to play with you again sometime!
Bentley Cook
Because the moment I saw it while watching the direct with my friends I declared it as my main. How can you not love it, it's literally the fucking umbrella shotgun from Kingsman
Kevin Lewis
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Logan Bennett
Are the japs complaining about Octocrutches too?
Charles Torres
Yup. I'd prefer to only buy Pearl, but if they force us to buy both I'll just gift Marina to someone like I did with Marie.
Luke Barnes
>set fuck no, release them separately already, i don't need Pearl on my shelf
Chase Wright
They ain't nerfing shit nigga. Guarantee when the update comes out nintendo won't do anything. lmao that looks dumb in real life.
Jacob Roberts
BELIEVE IT BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IT
Joseph Parker
People who don't like marina are edgey idiot children who think racism is funny and will eventually grow out of it or be alone the rest of their lives. People who hate pearl however are just genuinely bad people who enjoy picking on sweet little girls just because of how they look.
Tyler Sanchez
>People are still wasting money/drinks/snails on Swim Speed Up
Have people not caught on to how shit it is or is there some actual use to wasting several slots to move .1-2 seconds faster?
Jaxon Bailey
Is run speed any better? I feel like run speed got nerfed hard. I don't notice it as much when I'm using my l-3 or nzap.
Easton Collins
faster than you :3
Easton Wright
Which side will you pick in the inevitable Squid Sisters vs Off The Hook splatfest?
Colton Sullivan
But pretty much every perk increases things by that tiny amount though.
Gabriel Jones
',:3c This is a no kitter emoji zone senpai , put those hands up.
Nicholas Bell
Nah man, ink saver main gives me like 5 more seconds of shooting.
Josiah Harris
Squid Sisters at the moment but I want Nintendo to try and change my mind.
Luke Murphy
I dont. Squid Sisters 5ever
Jaxson Peterson
Would you have gone to the squid sisters concert if you had the chance?
Ethan Cook
right now it's not a contest
William Campbell
No they don't, 3 resistance up makes you walk through enemy ink like nothing
Swim Speed up is literally milliseconds per main
Nicholas Roberts
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Eli Torres
tentatek nerfs
Jose Jenkins
>squid sisters concert Fuck no. Imagine going to some shit like that and smelling the must of unwashed 30 year old neckbeards who don't know what a shower and deodorant is.
Daniel White
BROTHERS!!
Isaiah Moore
>pearl >sweet wew
Kevin Parker
it was good,thanks for hosting.i wish i couldve stayed longer but bugs kept attacking me in the living room
Charles Rivera
SALMON RUN TIME WHO WANTS TO JOIN?
Jonathan Peterson
Milliseconds to get across the training room but how about to swim from one side of a stage all the way to the other because everyone is contesting the rainmaker so jumping will likely result in death?
Luis Mitchell
>worrying about frames when you can save literal seconds with Ink Resist routes or Ink Saver/Recovery
Jayden Hill
I will
Oliver Rogers
Well; I'll be using all three.
Robert Diaz
Why blow 3-9 slots to move slightly quicker for the rainmaker when you won't even be certain to pick it up every time? Sounds redundant if you ask me.
Jonathan Thompson
Off the Hook without a doubt. Both members are good while Callie was the only good part of the sisters. Off the Hook has better songs too
Henry Allen
The Brella is already in the game, and has been since launch.