Veeky Forums helps a broke guy

Ok guys so I withdrew my last $316 and I want to turn it into $10,000 how would you grow this money?

buy a suit and a bus ticket and apply for a job

Plant it in the ground and water periodically. If potted, remember to place in fridge during winter months if you don't live in a cold environment.

After I have that job how can I grow that income?
wouldn't a fridge kill a tree?

You'll get your 10k after a couple of months

Put those $316 into a saving account, wait approx. 350 years, withdraw $10,000

I don't believe in saving my way to 10k, I want to build it
and then how would you make that 100k?

Buy kneepads

Forex

Become a private lender and provide a payday loan to some poor cunt.

It's just wintering over. Fridge simulates the season as long as you don't have it too low.

buy gun
uber to currency exchange
you know what to do

lemonade stand

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If you want to actually know how to grow that money Into 10,000 I know the way

buy $300 worth of merchandise and sell it for $600, repeat until you hit your goal

put it into stocks like I did.

My man

This buy cheap sell 1 dollar below standard price

damn, sorry man.

Been there when I was new to stocks, lost so much money.

Now, I just invest with bluechip stocks and compound interest. Boring and slow way to accumulate wealth.

Especially since I'm a poorfag.

Buy Bitcoin

Sell ice cream and soda on the beach for $2 each when u bought the shit for .25c at walmart

To all newbies, this is why you dick around with virtual stock markets. Treat the funds as if they were your own. You need to trick yourself into feeling pain when you lose virtual currency so you do your research when you invest your own money.

Please teach me

>how would you grow this money?
Plant it, and water it

That's the best chance you have to get your $316 to turn into $10k

>You need to trick yourself into feeling pain when you lose virtual currency
Impossible, man

I made 40k the very first day I traded with paper money. Shit's easy as fuck when you can't care about it

My recommendation is start with 5k, 10k, 20k of real money that you can afford to lose. Don't go broke doing it, but it needs to be something that *will* impact you