/wtg/ - War Thunder General

first for britain is the most boring nation in the game

boats for everyone eh?
well time to see if this is fun so I can decide to cling to this game anymore or not

>F4U-1
>Type 62
Lactation and breastfeeding

Spitfire
Centurion
Cuckolding

>D-13
>IS-3
>chastity and orgasm denial

my fucking propeller keeps breaking on the aircraft carrier

>D.520
Fucking pervert.

>20 matches
>2 victories
The more I play this game, the more I understand school shooters.

>F6F
>Type 62
>[Spoiler]Soul vore[/Spoiler]

>20 matches
>20 victories
feels good being a teeb
maybe I should use some GE wagers

P-82 Twin Mustang
M4A3E2 Sherman Jumbo I Really love the ahistorical jumbo with a 105mm howitzer
Girl on Girl

Hs 129-B3
Cobra King
Dresses

>Soul vore

...

So the main differences it would have in warthunder would be:
- Hull machineguns
- Stabilized 37mm
- Better off road driving
- Worse frontal armor profile

>dont have one
>T-29
>Taekwondo and gay wrestling

>Soul vore
I love that shit.

Why are so many planes in the clap tree so undertiered?

burgers are shit players so their planes are hardly ever felt

P-47D
M1A1 Abrams
Femdom, BDSM, Cock and Ball torture, strapons and crossdressing.

sounds about right

What's the best German tank line for capping the point?

Because my teammates sure need the help

botes are fun
RP-3s are broken

so what do you have to do to get access do the naval test this week end? Can everyone access it?

suck my dick ill let you in

Hey guys I just started playing a month ago, what do you think of my stats?

>slavshit
>arcade
>more deaths than kills
010

>Ta 152 H
>T-55
>cute girls

Heh, you've got a lot to learn, kid.

Why even play

>Bf-109 K4
>Allied CAS
>Vanilla

You suck lmao

Don't...test..my..anger... I will destroy you

Hectic shit

>domination
>badly damaged, land to repair on the furthest airfield away from the chaos with a high friendly presence
>of course now i'm repairing there, the entire fucking enemy team suddenly decides to swarm it like flies on shit
>bomb lands on my head at 0:00 before repair
Such a fun game mode.

That's pretty __kys!!!__

yes

>no spaghetti boats

>arcade

>playing rb/sb in stock

>playing bore blunder

>nazishits were so stupid they forgot to put elevators on their planes
kek

UNLOCKED MY FIRST JET UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what jet

you mean gaijin

>slavtards were so stupid they forgot to put ammo in their planes
kek

>Spitfire mk24
>Centurion mk3
>Diapers

is it taking a really long time to find a battle royale match for anyone else?

Good taste in fetishes

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cbPhdzcxiegE3wov1N4Mkg0ILQX-KlR7vnEFQNQMjio/pubhtml?gid=254147296&single=true
>tfw no my nickname

>tiger 2
>bf109 k4
>blacked

found the argentine

Ju87
Puma
Hyper and cum inflation

ok negro

>finally get a win despite my teams best efforts
>activity:69%
yeah fuck you

>going for wins
>not kills, 2000 points, and the 6 kill streak

I bitched about that in the general chat, once, saying that 70% was just too much with how inconsistent the system is, and that I could get 76% by driving around and not really doing anything, while actually trying to win the fucking game and always being at the front of the push would usually net me 64%
they told me to play more aggressively)))

That's what I did on the last few marks. But not today, today is the day of the cancer. Fucking 40 matches and 4 wins. I got the 2000 points done already and the kills, but I can't kill enough in one match when the team doesn't play. Fucking end me.

>late war sim lineup features post-war tanks
))))))))

buttplug bros WW@?

fags and other degenerates gassed when?

Diaper bros WW@?

>Wyvern
>M-26 rocket tank
>findom

this is the gayposting general user. I suggest you leave.
also post boipucci

in the trash, you should join them.

SP1C when?

German light tank line when?

Fuck Italy
Fuck Italian planes
Fuck whoever asked for them
Fuck whoever plays them

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NO-SKILL SHITTERS THAT HAVE EVER GRACED THE GAME

t. spitshitter

Watch closely as the eternal anglo proceeds with his mental breakdown after the fact that he can't just simply club everything within BR range sinks into him

>I got this joke

spic would be afairly meme loli tank.
ELC AMX when?

So how are boats supposed to kill ships? destroyers can instagib them.

More like someone who plays American fighters and is tired of having the few advantages their planes even have be negated because Italy have UFOs that can out turn you, out dive you, out climb you, and out gun you.
I hate Spitfshitters too but at least you can run away from them.
Italian shit like the C. 202, 205, and G.55S can just do whatever they want and there's not a fucking thing you can do to stop them.
Nothing except say fuck it and play Germans so you don't have to face them.

It has quite a few interesting variants that can be used too

>ELC 30 was a variant within the ELC series of light tanks which was armed with twin 30mm HS825 cannons mounted on a pedestal-type turret and two machine guns.

>ELC 75 was armed with four 75mm recoilless rifles, with two placed on each side of its small pedestal-type turret.

>ELC Na2 featured a turret fitted with four SS-11 ATGM. A twin launcher is located on the right side of the turret, and a single launcher is located on the left side.

>ELC 90 was armed with a single low-pressure 90mm Mecar gun fitted on the right side of a pedestal-type turret, with a single smooth barrel. A co-axial machine gun is mounted on the left side of the turret

Literally just fucking run away from them you utter shitter, italian planes are slow as fuck.

ok spitnigger

>tfw the enemy team collapses too fast for you to get the 2k points

>Slow as fuck
Nearly 500 mph in a dive and I still get caught.
If I go any faster then my controls lock up. Is the only solution to just retreat in a shallow dive until I've wasted all the altitude I've spent the game building? Or sit on the deck so they can just come down and club me?
If you're so fucking good then tell me what to do, oh master of the skies.

>mph

Can we not use retard measurements?

Stop dodging the question you braindead wops.

Bait them into a shallow dive, then once you start outrunning them level out and they'll lose their speed instantly. It isn't that hard unless you're utter fucking shit.
>If you're so fucking good then tell me what to do, oh master of the skies.
I'm not good, I'm just not shit.

Go into a shallow dive and they remain above you. Unless you're by friendly fighters of AA, you're not going to get any help and they'll just pounce.
I've been in this situation so many time and nothing I do results in me killing them or them fucking off. It just ends in my losing speed or altitude enough that they can get on me and slaughter me.

>Go into a shallow dive and they remain above you.
No they don't, unless they don't follow your dive in which case you can ignore them.
What are you even flying anyway that you're having so much trouble with fucking C.202s? P-43?

>Norway in P-47M
>Go for right bomb base because easiest and fastest way to get 2000 points
>like 5 others going for it
>only Tempest Mk V in front of me though
>Teamkill him so I can rocket base first
>J out when the 3 Fw-190's chasing me don't want to go into energy draining scissors maneuvers
>tantrum in chat ensues

Utterly D E V I L I S H

fuck off chimechild
>groundpounding in a FUCKING P-47M

Who??

Also easiest way to get 2000 points

>implying it isn't even easier to club everything you face in your totally not undertiered hard to use 2800hp monster

explain this

>can just do whatever they want and there's not a fucking thing you can do to stop them
oh no what do i do with my 600kph straight line plane to counter a 500kph straight line plane! maybe i should bait them to go 700km/h and then level out until all their energy bleeds away while i climb back and start the boom and zoom train!

seriously though italian planes cannot fly fast AT ALL, imagine they're ki-43-iiis with a dive speed of 800km/h and a third cannon added because its basically what they do. its up to you if you want to play in their hands or make them play into yours

>Not knowing how to deal with a P-47M
Hilarious.
Watch a youtube tutorial since you're so bad.