Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1122

NO!

jej

what... what did I do?
Here, have some snake butt

>gas snake
>butt

What, Solidus doesn't exist to you? Neither does Naked, Old and Venom?

I don't get what you're saying, all I know is that there's a solid snake and liquid snake so there should be a gas snake too. Maybe even a plasma snake, which is super hot gas.

Are we getting into gas discussion again already?

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No, go away
stop giving yomifriends a bad name

They deserve it for liking a popular character.
All senrans should be equal.

Which senrans' pais would you zuri if you could zuri any of the senrans' pais?

Shiki!

>tfw you realize crimsonfags are the source of all brapposters

Big sis and her big tits

I want Ryouki to hug me and tell me I'm doing a good job

>Crimson = gas/brap posters
>Gessen = Pregnancy/lactation/babuposters

so what does that make Hanzo and Hebijo?

Crimsonfags are the fucking worst. You have dumb mistress posts, annoying pettanko worship, beansprout farts and a bunch of crab and snake memes.

By far the worst school.

Hebijo has edge/rape/yuri posters.

Can't think of Hanzo. Friendship/bully posters?

There are no other pais worth to zuri!

This is the most feminine and womanly Senran in the entire series.

ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING A GOOD JOB?

>Asuka in general and the chill sexbuds with Katsu posts
Hanzo is vanilla til the end

Crimsonfags have the highest average post quatily in this general, this place would've died long ago without their insighful discussions and finest memes.

What about her feminine screams

Not the most, no, but she is sexy and I'd like to get a thigh job from her, right in the gap.

No

DOKKAN

Sorry, there's only one big sis I acknowledge!

>most feminine and womanly Senran in the entire series
>posts a man
I'm pretty sure that the things you claim do not apply in this case.

Renka a cute

THIS THREAD SURE SMELLS

Ryouki is a big sis I want to hug
Renka is a big sis I want to fuck!

Lighting off Fireworks with Hanabi! Ruffling her strawberry blonde hair! Holding her sweaty hand! Smelling the gunpowder in her hair and clothes! Swapping each other's Capri Suns to see what their flavor tastes like! Poking at the freckles on her nose!

You will never experience young love one summer with Hanabi

>big sis
>breast size completely overshadowed by her younger sister's

Terrific, I didn't know that fellow Crimsonfags had got that low. Fartfags are the worst.

>implying those posts aren't by isn't Gessenfags
They are the school that attract the biggest shitposters and have the worst fanbase after all.

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Is edgeposting actually a thing?

I need pics of casual senrans

>look at me, I'm projecting!

I've seen it sometimes before. "I want to slit (insert Senran)'s throat and build a water park using the blood!" Stuff like that.

>filename
Here user, this is your replacement Mirai

But you can hug your fuggable big sis too!

I've seen some Ryoubi, Miyabi and Imu fags unironically post edgy shit from time to time. They know who they are.

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Before, during and especially after fugging too

Disgusting.

Imagine kissing Murasaki and tasting cold, leftover pizza inside her mouth, how disgusting.

No more than the post I was responding to.

Imagine kissing Shiki and winding up with her bubble gum in your mouth, that's kind of gross but at the same time, kind of hot

That's pretty vanilla though. I've seen it in mainstream media more than a few times.

That guy was examining the thread, with a hikagefag seeming to bait fart posts, combined with the user who posts Yomi with the spoilered beansprout farts, and the other user (or it could all be the same user, but regardless he likes crimson) who wants to sniff Haruka's farts. Other schools don't seem to attract fart posting as much. It's an observation.

Tasting drunk Rin's vomit!

>Implying there is a single bit of pizza that Murasaki comes into contact with that doesn't go straight to her stomach.

That's not Gessen.

That's my fetish.

Rin kisses taste like gin and tonic and her lips are all sloppy and numb. Discuss.

Holding Rin's hair back as she pukes in the toilet!

Imagine kissing Yumi and rinsing her tongue of another of her fan's semen.

What are your thoughts on tomboy Senrans?

They make me go upper.

They're okay. I hope pic related wasn't an example, Homura is VERY feminine!

Imagine Yagyuu being cute.

Even a tomboy wouldn't love me.

I can't imagine something THIS unbelievable!

Homura is basicallly a man, she even has a card of her in a suit!

Tomboy Senrans are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching ninja movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from mooks even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Cooking her a victory Super Dish where you combine all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a mission and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboy Senrans with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboy Senrans are for

They look fun to chill with

>Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is

hnnng.

No, Homura is girly! Girly! She has a woman's body and isn't afraid to show it off!

They are cute.

Raping Murasaki! Every thread!

Now that we've determined that Crimsonfags are the worst posters... which school has the BEST posters?

Overseers

Homura is not girly and not feminine! Not at all! One of the least feminine Senrans!

Crimson.

Gessen, easily.

>minorianon who makes threads
>shikianon who's always helpful and nice
>yo anons talking about nice things like marriage and starting a family

Not yours.

>>yo anons talking about nice things like marriage and starting a family
>this degeneracy
>nice
You had me.

Probably Hanzo.
Crimsonfags complain a lot and have shitty taste, Gessenfags are obnoxious shitposters and always start shit in the thread.

And nobody is a fan of New Hebi so they don’t really count.

I want to bite Homura's meat.

All of them are the same poster.

No! She's a girl who loves girly things! In fact, she'll have sex with you right now to prove it!

I can assure you they're not.

>In fact, she'll have sex with you right now to prove it!
Disgusting, just like a man is.

The one what gets posted the least.

if she ditched the eyepatch and stopped obsessing over Hibari, Yagyuu would be very cute. A little overly serious and sombre, but cute.

Also she should do her hair differently, it look so cute when it's down.

I've determined that Hanzo are the vanillaposters. All talk about Hanzo is just liking the student's tits and asses, with no real fetishes. Blowjobs from Asuka aren't a fetish.

Hebijo is Tomboysenran posters, which, those aren't bad.

I'm a Gessenanon and I can admit that our fetishes are a little more obnoxious than Hebi and Hanzo, so by fandoms Hanzo > Hebi > Gessen > Crimson

I bet you also want her to dye her hair or something.

I wasn't going to bring it up but yes, that'd be a great way to change her image. There's a reason she's colloquially known as Hagyuu within the SK community.