Who else

Someone take this man out to a whorehouse

Sweet karma. Normally things don’t work themselves out so quickly

>trying to steal a wizards power

>Work for a shop that fixes city public works trucks
>Picked up one of these garbage truck things
>Bed was full of nasty garbage rain water
>Stopped relatively quickly at a stop sign
>Garbage water all sloshed forward, then back
>Tidal wave splashed all over people on the sidewalk
>FeltBadMan

Actually illegal.

So, go scatter screws, broken glass, and caltrops into deep puddles? Remove drain covers to leave tire-bursting holes?

kek get wet poorfags

>Inb4 asshole
>>life isn’t fair
You're fucking retarded because these two propositions don't have any link. Also don't cry when you get keyed and your mirrors and windows smashed then.

Op here, I drive a hunting truck with scratches and dents covering the whole thing. Good luck hurting my feelings snowflake.

Good luck braking without fluid

Good luck catching me after I splash you and having enough time alone with my truck and my bigass dog in order to cut my lines

>Good luck hurting my feelings snowflake.
You're a huge fucking faggot who fancies himself a badass. Have fun driving your shit heap.

>Bait

Since I can have a reasonable amount of trust in the people I’m around, I offer them a ride especially if the weather is shitty.

Good luck having no wheels after I shoot your dog faggot

As a kid, my friends and I would intentionally stand near giant puddles and goad drivers into spraying us.

That makes literally no sense.

I'll shoot your dog and then steal your wheels you dumbass, good luck having a dog after I shoot your wheels with my wheel gun

Next time don’t put your words together like a 5 year old and expect to be understood.

I only do it in one place in my city
These faggots got somewhere to walk but they are still on the road every time
They get what they deserve

Next time don't make fun of my wheel gun faggot
*shoots your dog*

You lose kiddo

Next time don’t make fun of my dog faggot.
>shoots your wheel gun

>mfw seeing some STANCED faggot in his ricer Civic hydro-plane his car trying to get people wet
>Mfw the puddle was deep enough it pulled him right into the curb and destroyed his front end

All happened in the time it took for the light to turn green for me. You could see in the race boi's face how embarrassed he was.

*loses your wheels*

*unsheathes katana* what did you call me? *starts hovering and dark energy comes out of my hands* you don't know who you're messing with, kid

Stancefags are the worst and deserve every single bit of body, frame and wheel damage that they recieve.

>cold as balls snowing day
>blasting J-pop in my 540i waiting for the light
>40 somethings lady standing in the bus stop looks at me like death

lol jealousy

I tried it once when I was an edgy teen. Went way too fast, poddle was deep. Lost control, spin, end up facing wrong way and terrified. Pedestrians point and laugh.
Learned a lesson.

This is why as a pedestrian you drop a brick in all deep puddles

>inb4 asshole
>life isn’t fair
Not an argument, the accusation still stands

Deep puddles are all potholes or drains anyway, but I see your point.

hitting puddles is fun but I avoid splashing people

i'm trying you limp-dicked faggot

>its raining
>i aim for every puddle
>even at motorway speeds
best way to clean your wheel wells to be honest

I've had it done to me once in highschool to me and a couple of my mates. We had a good laugh. I don't know if I'd have to heart to do that to someone tho.