What car or truck screams man with midlife crisis looking for a change?

is having a midlife crisis mobile actually a bad thing? I mean it just means they can finally afford to drive what they've always wanted, right?

i see a lot of old people driving na miatas. Then they sell them for 10k with 200+km

Mr. Regular, those fart jokes stopped being funny 5 years ago. Come up with a new shtick

S2000

at least in suburbs

>Toyota Tacoma
>Toyota FJ Cruiser
>Toyota Highlander
>Toyota Sequoia

Literally everyone drives these, there is no stereotype for any of these vehicles. Except maybe a Highlander, lots of seniors drive those and RAV4s.

Midlife crisis vehicle would be a lifted Wrangler with massive mud terrains and some nigger-tier blackout package and gaudy bumpers.

What are you talking about? St. Catharines/Niagara Falls are dumpy shit towns for tourists and welfare recipients. You're barely a step above Welland.

Those are swaggot cars now. I would say the Miata, or even an El Camino, are more stereotypical midlife crisis cars.

Goddamn that booty. Plus them genetics.
Mainland Africans have the best genes

Corvette

depends on age and car enthusiasm, as well as budget
>under 30 poor
Miata
>under 30 middle class
C4
>under 30 upper-middle
C5/C6
>under 30 upper class
C6/Challenger special edition

>30-40 lower class
Still a Miata
>30-40 middle class
S2000 or MR2
>30-40 upper-middle
C5/C6 again
>30-40 upper class
low-tier Italian supercar

>over 40 lower class
Lincoln Towncar with junkyard engine swap
>over 40 middle class
70s-80s GM muscle car
>over 40 upper-middle
Grand National / T-Type, 60s-70s GM/Ford muscle car
>over 40 upper class
60s Barracuda, low-end Euro supercar

>over 55 lower class
Cadillac whatever from the mid-2000s
>over 55 middle class
Jaguar whatever from the late 2000s or early 2010s
>over 55 upper-middle
60s Mustang or a C2/C3 Stingray in pristine condition or restomodded
>over 55 upper class
Bentley or Aston-Martin, maybe a Phaeton

>Literally everyone drives these,

So if you have one of these you're normal now?

I bought one and feel like people will assume i'm going through midlife crisis, bought a fucking toyota...

You really put a lot of thought into this

Just around a lot of mid-life-crisis-ers

ever met a 30 year old who's going through a crisis?

St. Catharines is 90% white

>tfw whites are now a minority in Toronto

Five, actually.

pretty much anything rwd

what are you even talking about? do you have brain damage or are you foreign?

st. catharines is white farm trash

In Germany it's 911

ok ahmed, enjoy the nigger stink on the subway that you take daily, to go to your bugman cubicle downtown, because you can't actually drive in downtown Toronto... I'll be over here in St. Catharines enjoying my 200k bungalow with only whites on my street, and the smooth sailing on the QEW at 6 PM weekdays

why do you assume i live in Toronto you white trash scrub?

i don't btw, toronto is a fucking shithole, worse than st. catharines

Absolutely correct. The Corvette is THE car for American men having midlife crises. It's invariably the case that they lusted after it when they were teenagers, and now, stuck in their mid-50s, their impending sense of their own mortality causes them to buy one, in the vain hope that they'll be able to recapture that feeling they had when they were young and the world seemed a place of limitless possibilities.

The Factory GT.

What's wrong with getting yourself a fun car once you finally accumulated the funds to do it? Get over yourselves.

10/10

40 year old man in a Porsche Boxster. Fucking tragic, he didn't even make it to Porsche 911 Turbo levels and more than half of his life is behind him,

toyota supra

He said midlife crisis looking for a change, not looking for more dick to suck

>S2000 or MR2
>middle class
Both of those are sub $15k in good condition.

911
M3
Miata
Corvette

All in auto so the "missus" doesn't get mad

V6 Camaro or mustang
Entry level vette or 911.
Pickup truck with a spotless bed.

oh god this is even worse than the soyboy car threads

According to this thread, any fun car is off-limits to middle-aged men.

So what sporty car doesn't scream midlife-crisis?

In Belgium, these things

A coffin. Jump the fuck in.

If you are closer to the age of 40 than you are 30, its time to give it up.

wow Europe fucking sucks doesn't it.

>you can't have fun cars if you get over 35
I genuinely hope you all kill yourselves right now.

no, Belgium does.

anything american with 500+ hp or something exotic

This.

I never understood the midlife crisis meme. I mean, whats so wrong with being able to afford a nice car?

nothing, I think the midlife crisis meme was started by a bunch of sourgrapes bitches.

In the Netherlands it is imported land barges from California.

Some of them are restored and nice. Others not even.