Dueling Network General - /dng/

tripfags need to be removed

>people STILL cant read Moon Mirror Shield

They're still playable, if the OCG is any indication.

Sure. Seemed fine enough when I tested as Links were releasing in the OCG.

>I am fine with winning less than 4% of the time

Worlds starts in 2 hours. Are you ready for our guy Billy Brake to sweep the tournament?

Who even is that supposed to be?

The chart isn't wins, the chart is tournament tops.

where's the stream?

3x jar of greed or 3x reckless greed in paleozoics?
pls help

And what is a player that does not top then you fucking retard?

>gif
>isn't animated
what's the point?

You can win games but still not top user.

Somebody who doesn't win as many games as other people, not somebody who loses every single game.

So what do you wear to locals? Obviously the standards aren't particularly high. Business casual isn't really called for.

what deck should i buy if I want to avenge my family?

clothes

R A I D R A P T O R S
G I V E M E R U R I

>being this bad at maths

What is their success rate? I need to destroy my brother

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Ciphers

Typically casual. Jeans, converse, a light t-shirt, maybe a button up shirt over that. Flannel or a nice hood in the colder months. Sometimes I go before the gym so I'll just wear basketball shorts and a nylon shirt if I'm feeling too lazy to change beforehand.

Those are light. It's useless

They just mentioned raid raptors you fucking moron

>implying Light isn't evil

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Last poll post! 2 hours remain so get your votes in!

user...

Why would I use stupid weak birds that rely on my opponent's power? I need my own.
that card is fitting, the darkness will bring justice to this world.

You could play Dark World or Darklords.

>walk into thread
>roleplaying
O-ok then...

Darklord with Ravenous Tarantula. Feeds off of pain, turns it into power and shit.

It's Iron Core

it's just trip being an autist again

>Light = evil
>only Fabled, Worms, and Tierra were light
>Vylons, Constellars, Tellarknights, Chiwen, and Denglong were all good
>to contrast, Steelswarms, Evilswarms, Sophia, Jiaotu, Yazi and Cairngorgon were all evil

>the guy who told me to kill myself looks like that
lmao

strawpoll.me/13585023
What the Fuck did I link to? Anyways this link should be the right one

>Vylons, Constellars, Tellarknights, Chiwen, and Denglong were all good
Didn't vylons went evil because "beep boop imperfect humans causing wars, eliminate imperfections" after they rekt Steelswarms

>Vylons
>good
What did they mean by this?

These ideas are perfect, how do I OTK with it?

Flood the field, swing with everything, win

They got infected by Evilswarms through Noellia. Also,
>Exiton and Kerkion (the only good evilswarms) were both light

Isn't Exciton an evolution of Steelswarm Roach?

Fuck you faggot.

You forgot
>Lightsworn, Arcana Force, Blue-Eyes, Sleeper evil
>Dark World, Dark Magician, Dusktopia good

Ironcore lives!

None of those are DT archetypes. Also
>Lightsworn evil

those aren't DT archetypes

You fucking go Morningstar turbo ft. kaiju

You want Dark World if you want sacky OTKs. MR4 kinda pushed Darklords into cockblocking special summons.
Sup bro. How you been?

Lose weight fatty

>Dusktopia good
It's the most evil card in existence.

>my 3 ultimate Terraforming just came in the mail
How do you guys feel about playing someone with an expensive meta deck?

As long as you're not a cocky twat and in general just a pretty chill dude I'm cool with it.

You're always pretty chill Marzipan

you realise they're getting hit within a month right?

OTS and Turbo pack ultimate rarely lose value. Besides I only bought them for $160

>people impersonating me while I'm away from my PC
Yal are desperate for them (You)s, huh?

I am having trouble swarming the field with both archetypes. I am not just aiming to win. I am aiming to destroy my brother. I want overkill. Overkill so bad anyone dares to face me loses their will to play card games. How do I achieve this?

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You can be my wingman anytime, user.
Go back in time and play Tele-DAD.

what's wrong with being fat

Go to Veeky Forums and ask that question, or just browse any /fph/ thread there. You'll get your answer.

Ok!

The fatter you are, the shorter your life expectancy is. Do you really want to be like boogie?

First for my boy Hiyama Shunsuke getting 3 world championship wins in a row.

Scientifically speaking it's unhealthy and puts your body at risk for many diseases/illnesses. In terms of morality there's nothing really wrong with it. Being fat doesn't make you a bad person or anything.

>Do you really want to be like boogie?
That nigga just got gastric bypass.

>Do you really want to be like boogie?
What's wrong with Meloetta porn?

Howdy, we want to give you guys something back

Oh for fucks sake the absolute madman did it.

what retard decided to crosspost this?

I don't know man, Iron Core of dng is pretty degenerate. Scams people out of cards, furry, traps, etc.

Speaking as someone who was 250 pounds 2 months ago and now I'm at 210 pounds, people treat you nicer and you stop being invisible to people. I'm still looking to lose 40 more pounds but I'm surprised by how superficial people really are

Keep up the good work user, I was a fat fuck once upon a time too. You'll be much happier if you get fit.

I bet it was a fat person

1 hour till Worlds

Wait, really?

That is not enough. I demand a full field, with all the monsters capable of having an Attack power of over 24000 each and with my opponents having 1000 or less LP left as well as no cards in their hand...
Shut up Choji

For the Swiss rounds, yeah. They start in 45 min.

Give me some deck ideas bros because every single deck I have is now shit and/or boring

ABC

And this is the first I've heard of it. The absolute state of this general

Here's the YouTube link, they should also be on Twitch: youtu.be/wwZdK4gDDKw

This is the same place that thinks Links actually slowed down the game and has tripfags circlejerking in a discord while a fat person thinks its ok to be fat and we have a roleplayer edgelord along with some retard thinking everything is a paywall.

>Shut up Choji
Kek

Because it's unaesthetic?

you haven't been paying attention

Then you want to play skull servants if you want that much power but in the end, you're going to suck anyways

This place is also the birthplace for some of the greatest tripfags of this site though