Waited a week for my BMW to get back from the mechanic

>waited a week for my BMW to get back from the mechanic

Bix it
Mgain
Wony

wat

Big
Money
Waste

>mechanic

Bretty
Much
Worthless

Bound on
Moad
Wead

COOLANT
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you dont have much to do?

my bmw has 10k miles only, nothing wrong with it besides having it tuned and upgraded
bigger turbos, ecu remaps, new exhaust and intake, bigger intercooler and more

That's nothing my bmw only has 800 miles and the motor still hasn't blown up
Now that's quality

210,000 miles and drives fine.

Not sure if memeing or serious.

i have a new bmw and im making it faster you fucking poorfag

You think that's bad? I waited on my car at the volvo dealer for a month.

dont buy chinese shit

mine is pre-china.

This is so true it kills me. I can’t turn the damn thing on without it throwing the coolant light, even though I’ve rebuilt the damn system last time it overheated and haven’t had any problems out of it for 6 months. God on when I start, god off 30 seconds later. Never fails. Shot keeps me up at night wondering when the next great meltdown happens...

>scanned 87,000 mile bmw yesterday
>multiple fault codes detected
>still runs just fine
Fuck it, no check engine light yet so no sense in fixing them

>multiple fault codes detected

Sounds like every German car.

Just because non-German cars don't meticulously tell you about any and all faults doesn't mean they're faultless.

What'd you get for a courtesy car? Got my Cadillac from a Chevy dealer so I get a Volt or a Cruze

and you drive what?
russian lada?
bus?

Do it yourself

Nobody is impressed by you paying somebody else to work on your car you cuck

lmao check out this mad germanicuck

i didnt even want to bring it up
i was just correcting your statement that there was something wrong with my car, which there isn't

>Transmission goes fuck it
>2500
>distributor caps, spinnes and plug wires all manage to fail
>800
>Hydraulic lines sprung a leak
>fuck knows how much

It's not even February and I'm 1200 yurobucks deep this year.

>Compensate.

u jelly nigger
also i got two 1080 ti's in my PC
what do you have

Broken
Motor
Woes

>owning a nice car is compensating
Poorfag mentality

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Had to replace thermostat and obviously have a coolant flush, somehow the shop did this wrong and now my coolant sensor is fucked. Feels sketchy man, not excited about $250 reservoir replacement.

> All of these mods in the break-in period
Cars going to be fucked in a few years.

...

>Having money
>Proceeding to buy a bmw

i own 2 bmws and im going to buy a new bmw i8 soon
also i own 2 other cars than that